Psychedelic Saturday Stoner /b/read
What are you guys smoking and where?
>NH
>Little G13
>Pic related, not mine but similar
Post anything stoner related, greetexts, trippy gifs, comics, would love to hear some personal stories.
Will bump with some of my own stuff too
Self bumping
>>672377552
Ayy, dabbing here in ME, will contriboot
>>672377698
You know what to do guys.
Also post other good ones
black people suck
roll
yeah, no
ryyyyyyyyyyyyy
Deutscher Samstag abendlicher Faden!
Das Original!
Nabend Anons!
Die Fragen!
Warum /b/?
Wann ist euer nächster Urlaub?
Haltet ihr euch für jemand besonderes?
Nationalismus ist was gutes?
Bonusfrage!
Was wollt ihr werden! Reich oder Glücklich und zufrieden?
>>672371766
>Warum /b/?
ImMo nichts zu tun
Lerne gerade aber nebenbei
>Wann ist euer nächster Urlaub?
Diesen Sommer nach Kanada
>Haltet ihr euch für jemand besonderes?
Ja, im guten wie im negativen Sinne
>Nationalismus ist was gutes?
Ja, sehr gut
>Bonusfrage!
>Was wollt ihr werden! Reich oder Glücklich und zufrieden?
Leck mich
Reich natürlich
Glücklich wird man nur mit Heroin
>>672371766
>Warum /b/?
Warum nicht?
>Wann ist euer nächster Urlaub?
Im Sinne von Reisen oder von freier Zeit? Für Reisen hab ich kein Geld, frei habe ich gerade
>Haltet ihr euch für jemand besonderes?
Ja und nein, ich bin nicht die "special snowflake" aber irgendwo setzt sich doch jeder von den anderen ab
>Nationalismus ist was gutes?
Dummes Konzept in meinen Augen. Wie kann man auf etwas stolz sein, wofür man nichts geleistet hat?
>Was wollt ihr werden! Reich oder Glücklich und zufrieden?
Eigentlich egal, entweder ich bin direkt glücklich oder ich kaufe mir einfach mein Glück
>>672372304
>Ja, im guten wie im negativen Sinne
Hat mir meine Mama bestätigt
Und Vater auch
>>672371766
>Warum /b/?
Werde drüber nachdenken.
>Wann ist euer nächster Urlaub?
Nicht absehbar
>Haltet ihr euch für jemand besonderes?
Jepp.
>Nationalismus ist was gutes?
Nope.
>Was wollt ihr werden! Reich oder Glücklich und zufrieden?
Reich oder glücklich und zufrieden.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Cringe
> bamboozled
loli bhread
+1 for pic that awakened you to loli
>>672387229
that is not a loli. she is 18+
>>672387507
Oh yeah yeah, I'd agree
>>672387507
Fag
ITT: We remain calm until trips are rolled.
Then we go batshit insane
>>672385878
Alright then.
can't wait for Summer though!
>>672386550
uncalled for
>>672386550
That's just rude mate.
The root of scientific thought comes from Descartes' statement "I think, therefore I am." It seems to be overlooked quite often today, but this statement is entirely arbitrary. There is no reason why one should not amend the base of absolute truths to include God.
Atheists (read: autists) base their entire flawed system of beliefs on the arbitrary rejection of 2000 years of human knowledge. They then expect the rest of us to admit that we are the idiots.
>>672382788
Fuck you, science has proven God doesn't exist.
Without the church we'd be in space right now.
>>672382788
>The root of scientific thought comes from Descartes' statement "I think, therefore I am."
No it doesn't.
Thanks, bait.
>>672382788
reported for child abuse
Anyone wanna hop on the phones to help make sure Shillary tragically, hilariously loses her last viable bid from president to some Socialist Jew from Vermont?
He doesnt hesitate to take money from union lobbyists though.
Shame on anyone who even votes on the democrat side. gb2 reddit
>>672368706
>Unions are bad
Haha yeah you tell em
Post free steam codes here or I'll rekt ur mums.
>>672366727
Lol fag
Bump
>>672366727
Fucking Weeaboo
>>672366727
Here ya go. Hope you like it.
Greentext story time.
(All true events that happened tonight. Typing on phone so be patient)
>be me, working part time job at local chip shop (britfag)
>small town in countryside
>people come for miles for this chippie
>best one in the area
>busy Saturday night shift
>really shitty evening but need that money.png
>finish taking someone's order and look up at the door
>ohshit.gif
>literal line of autists. Tards, and downeys.
>their "carers" thought it would be a nice Saturday treat
>busiest shift of the week
>a crocodile line of 13 Tards approach the counter
>look at coworker eyebrows raised
>cont?
cont im bored and want to read greentext
>>672375548
sounds like a good autist post
>>672375548
>first Downey approaches the counter
>put on my most winning customer service smile
>"good evening sir, how may I help you?"
>poshbritishvoiceoverload.mp3
>"CHIPPPO" screams tard A
>slams wallet against my till
>hundreds of pennies come spewing out
>wat
>whole shop is silent apart from the tards all lined up
>look pleadingly at their minders/carers
>"they will be paying with their pocket money!" A perky younger one pipes up
>ohgod.exe
>try to treat him like a human being
>even though he is full potato.gif
>"what size chips would you like sir? Small, medium or large?"
>boss watching me carefully
>shit you not, tard lifts his fucking shirt to reveal a huge extended stomach
>"BIG CHIPPPO FOR TÈEEEEE"
>Begins slapping stomach like a bongo
>look at his carers
>they clearly don't give a shit and shrug
>I look back at tardo no.1
Hand trying out on phone. Not prepped. Bear with me guys. Got 13 Tards to get through.
plz dont die thread
H/fur
points for legwear
I'm just gonna dump randomly like always
liebeslied ist geil
Panty Fetish Thread part 2
>>672366681
^ reached image limit
You lazy bitches couldn't even bump the thread
hey fags is there a drawthread open?
artfag here willing to take requests.
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OP here.
i mean, there was
but it's dead now
they're gonna be flooding into your thread
after being roasted...give me requests..
Last two digits of your post is how many years you have left
Go
>>672380499
Roll
knowing my luck i'll get 00
00 get
Hmmmm
Loli thread
Nice, even your pic is a loli
newfag
It's Caturday post some fucking cats!
s/fur light up the whatever
Last two digits. No time for further explanations, fatty!
Just do it!
easy 00
>>672371563
Rip
>>672371826
i'm not fat or a skeleton so 63 really is not that bad
>>672371410
99 get
