I snapped /b/, so here is the deal.
I will do exactly what you say, with only three rules:
-I cant hurt myself or my property (I can force others to do so tho)
-You must tell me what to do exactly and step by step
-I must maintain the contact with the thread somehow, and you must be able to check what I did, somehow
Here is what I have:
An operative old Smartphone (Samsung scl)
A 70 cm machete
A 20 cm knife
Gasoline
Several bottles
A circular saw
Screwdrivers
Some money (1000 € or about 1200 usd)
An old car (Ford ka)
My computer
Doubles decide. Be creative.
Pic related, is my arm the last time I was in this situation. This time will be a bit different.
I dont care about your shit fuckers, I know you are a bunch of degenerates so have fun and give me a funny death.
Bumpt
buy some instant kraft mac n cheese and have a delicious lunch
>>685505614
its 23 PM here
>>685504949
Take the circular saw and make your car a convertible. Then Thelma and Louise your sad ass into a canyon.
So hiroyuki decided to do this with the post successful screen
How's it feel to get trolled by a gook?
Testing
Don't believe you...
OP is a tranny
You open a 4chan cookie. Dubs decides what it says.
You open a 4chan cookie.
Gas the kikes
My cocks on fire
Anal beads, for your needs
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>>685508884
kagami claimed
>practice edition
>>685507534
ludleth??? is that the person you give ashes too???
call SH
no service :/
Britfag Maki Claim
>>685508600
>dubs
Well I was on the fence about it and I really like the game, but couldn't justify £30
>So I bought it anyway
Cutie is moving in downstairs, dubs tell me what I do
>play mlp soundtrack n full volume
>go downstairs naked, covered in feces
>poker face
>casually offer to help her
post results
She has friends helping her
Steal panties, post pic with timestamp
>>685506915
this
REKT THREAD
bump #2
>>685500423
Does anyone actually have footage of an erect dick being cut?
I've always wondered how much blood would come out.
Who wants more of her? Trips get nudes. Every 5 replies or dubs gets another pic
>>685501797
Roll
>>685501797
roll
fuck off if i wanted to jerk off to some bitch with a pig face I'd go on facebook
Italiafags where are you?
Italianifroci dove siete voi?
bibbia?
>>685501896
Non c'è nessun dio
In stanza di tua madre. Siamo occupati
dentro il tuo schermo
>>685484504 thread continued
i see what is the starting to a tail, ball-sack, or really fat pussy. though i cant tell which one...
FEELS
can i vent?
i'm the Food Addiction Hikki from a few days ago, things aren't going so well, my feelings about food are getting more and more wrapped up with my general disappointment in my life and loneliness and i'm having some sort of breakdown right now and self harming because it's the only thing i can think of to take my mind off the urge to stuff my face even though i'm not hungry and i don't know how to handle this anymore, i've tried therapy and it doesn't help so i guess there are no answers
trips for win
>>685507618
What do we win?
anything you want to see or know about her
>>685507722
>>685507919
Can I haz noods?
How is /b/ desktop look like?
What screen?
>>685504289
Main
Catie Wayne/Boxxy Thread!
>>685504714
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
What does /b/ drive?
All 3 of you with a car.
2004 Audi A6 S-Line twin turbo here.
1986 Audi 5000 S.
>>685501492
Bollocks
>>685501415
Suzuki Vitara 2016
>>685501415
Nice plates, brah.
oh shit s/fur again
I got this
TITS FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
Hey /b/
Please vote yes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10273406
We really need this board. Everything else has been ruined by /pol/. We can't have a thread for Black/Latino/Asian people! Thanks
>>685494154
id rather there be a thread for traps, lolis, and furries to be quite honest
>people voting no
What the fuck will you lose?
>>685494428
thats /b/ in a nutshell
Why are you on 4chan on a saturday night, Anon?
I just came home, scrolling /b/efore bed
>>685500821
Because I have no one else.
>>685500821
I'm waiting for my fwb to come over.
What's the alternative?
Trips decides to which word to spam this.
https://www.android.com/versions/name-n/
Nogger
>>685504587
Nesquik
>>685504587
nigger
nutella
Cave Story
Darkest Dungeon
>>685505161
Alone in the dark
>>685505161
Doom
Monster party
Sigh..
indeed
>>685499578
i wonder if hitler and stalin would be proud to share this title with these two
>>685499578
Shouldnt it be someone who has given something to humanity than these useless things?
>>685499578
If I was either one of these two if rather not share that title with Merkel.
She's currently in the process of betraying her country to Muslims.
