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Please rate my asshole!
28/male
Thanks :)
6/10
so hot
Saw this before and I wanted to lick and tongue your sexy hole and slobber all over your balls. Kik?
Looks like it's been through the ringer. 2/10
>>767468935
haha! thanks so much. i don’t have kik unfortunately it’s not really my thing.
Ask Me Anything ???
>>767473299
What's for dinner?
how much do you weigh?
my guess is 320-ish lbs.
>>767473513
300lbs
>>767473430
2 packs of noodles for now
>>767473299
How many tendies a day
can you make webm slapping your tits on your belly
>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
How do you react /b/?
"would like to see my trap hentai collection?"
scramble around and make sure she doesn't find any crusty fap tissue
>>767470574
Remind her of the restraining order.
>How do you react /b/?
1. Offer her a cup of tea
2. Chat about cats
3. Rub her feet
4. Lick her tits
5. Let her blow me
drop to the floor and lick her feet. duh anon.
Dubs get her nudes.
>>767472687
Done.
Roll
>>767472687
dubs!
>>767472687
OP Will surely deliver
>>767472687
>>767472687
shes not that cute but exposure is a turn on, roll
New Trap thread
>can't see the face
>fat
>gloves covering up the man hands
that's a crossdresser, not a trap. it's no surprise you'd mix them up though, considering both of them are mentally ill.
>>767473517
It's always nice to see that I'm not the only one doing God's work. Good on you, anon. FAGGOTS GET OFF MY BOARD.
is it worth fucking a fat girl to lose my virginity? they disgust me but I'm desperate.
>>767473099
Yes it is worth it. Just do it.
>>767473099
Sure
>>767473099
yessir
You could stop being such a desperate faggot and meet someone nice, go on a date, build a decent relationship then lose your virginity to them.
once youre balls deep in some soft wet pussy such ideas like "fat" "skinny" "should I" "shouldn't" etc all seem to disappear
FB/IG
More of this girl
Want her ig?
need a nice tight ass to fap to
any nudes of her yet?
Pls no
getting there
>>767468462
i would certainly hope not
I'd pay to keep them secure
Plenty of deep fakes around for her.
So, I am guardian of my 12 year old nephew, and every Tuesday I take him to the movies. Naturally we saw Avengers: Infinity War last night and..
wtf, disney. now my fucking nephew won't come out of his room, he keeps screaming at me. What in the actual fuck?
Anyway, look /b/, I'm out of options here. Dubs decides how I explain to him that his favorite character, Spider-Man, is fucking DEAD.
fuck you disney, fuck you.
Tell him that he will be coming back to life later
Tell him that he went in the virgin paradise so he should kill himself to join him
>>767469920
Tell him he can't have his own fucking way all the time.
Don't reward the screaming in any way.
No food beyond the basic necessities until he shuts up and apologises.
>>767469920
i know this is spoilers, but if he dies right, why would they make a venom movie? spidey is dead, where the fuck is taht homecoming story going to? lol
>>767469998
this.
Spidey has ben ded multiple times.
Literally nothing manly about this faggot hairstyle. Anyone who has this gay hairstyle needs to nerve gas themselves immediately. Beta metrofags.
>>767469917
agreed
>>767469917
Let's see a picture of you then.
>>767469917
jelly neckbeard beta detected
>>767470004
>>767470050
>>767469917
actually it was made popular in the 1800's when men were men...
It is over /b/
Confirmed, I just made my last Child Support Payment.
I be free! Also some rekt.
congrats
>>767470525
let's celebrate it with the worst rekt webms ever
>>767470610
Indeed.
You save you lose
>>767471238
oh wow
can you solve it?
>pic related
bump
>>767468193
Bogus question. Unsolvable with given information.
the first one
the shutter of a camera takes time, and it goes from top to bottom
so by the time the shutter reaches the bottom, the pentagons location is already moving, causing the blur
Right side with blurry top is pic as bottom is pivot and top is moving at it's fastest.
>>767468977
thus causing the blur due to movement when shutter exposure.
No diaper thread ? Diaper thread.
bumperino
zzz
Why is the value of a dollar getting weaker?
it's just inflation. Don't ignore it, make sure that's in your plans.
>>767469571
Cause it's backed by air, promises to pay it back & smoke & mirrors.
It's also currency, not money.
Because dollars are being printed out of control by the jews. It's cool though. Just stay on 4chan where it's safe.
>>767469571
Type in fiat currency on YouTube. It will explain it all.
>>767469571
WW2 and WW1 resulted in a clusterfuck of debt and most of those in debt had their countries half destroyed. usa due to a bunch of complicated shit ended up holding a fair chunk of that debt. When combined with the relatively untouched status of the country this resulted in the usa's absurd wealth.
The other countries fixing their shit and eventually getting paid to make American stuff for them (to fuck the unions and exploit the difference in currency value) when combined with several major economic...
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/b/ros, I need some advice. I moved into a duplex with my mom and myself living upstairs, and my sister and brother in law and kids downstairs. my problem is this: my brother in law is an aggressive, anger fueled manipulative drunk who goes to the bar after work, and after coming home at 4 AM, is too drunk to get up and watch his own children because my sister is at work. my mother who is 64, goes downstairs every day and watches them to ensure their safety until he wakes up. this has been going on for 2 years, and I'm about to go down and tear his ass apart. he will be
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>>767469449
Mind your own business when it comes to a man and his wife, you will end up dead, JS.
>>767469605
here's the thing: he's abusing his children so it is in fact my business. I'm morally obligated to ensure their safety because they're family, so I can't just ignore it. he won't dare swing at me because if he does he's going to jail.
bumping for interest
if he is abusing his kids make sure you have proof and call cops
>>767469867
I have recordings of him shouting at them and sleeping past 11 am. we tried calling child protective services but they never followed up.
Let's see some random shit. Out of context, cursed, unsaucables, pics of your sister.. anything.
I'm bored, AMA
>Gonna get married soon
>Attempting to write a book
>American
>I hate Republicans and Democrats both
>>767469852
is your book gonna be boring like yourself?
>>767469931
I hope not
heynongman
>>767470176
Heeeeeey
>>767470226
you're boring, man
stop being so boring
Texas thread
Enter to get link to 409 discord
Bump
Only stears and queers come from Texas
>>767469335
You think you're funny but you failed miserably
>>767469406
Other than the issue with consent, is there anything wrong with fucking a dog?
Morally, anatomically, etc...
If you lie there, pussy and ass up in the air, and your dog jumps on without you coaxing him over, that's clear consent, right?
Dogs don't naturally enter a person and fuck till orgasm. Sure they'll hump and try but they give up pretty quick. The only reason that it happens is because the dog is literally trained and guided to it enough times to condition them to have sex with a person, it's basically the same as grooming someone underage into it.
>>767470006
Sure is consent. People have trouble with logic though.
>>767470102
Not even close. People train their dogs not to jump up or on them.
>>767470162
That doesn't change the fact that the dog is still trained to have sex with a person, it doesn't come naturally to them
>>767470006
i dunno know
i've fingered my dog's pussy countless times
