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Bow down to your new queen
So gorgeous
>>705286076
why have queens when you have Zeppelins?
Describe video games badly and people guess thread
>Be orphan
>beat up insane people
>be in dream
>die in dream die irl
>climbclimbclimbclimb
>fuck two chicks w/ same name
Bump
:)
>>705293629
Katherine or whatever
>>705294296
Got it
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>705300474
sure jan
I want more
>>705300474
Kill yourself nigger>>705300864
Doubt it
Hey /b/.
I tried to kill myself today.
Hospital stitched me up and sent me on my way.
Believed my bull shit story about falling on a piece of metal...
How was your day?
>>705299247
kill yourself
Good. Some idiot came in saying he cut himself on metal or some shit. Had to stitch him up. What a fag
eh. it was alright, nothing to eventful
>>705299247
Nice blog
Roll for sex slave
0 gets to pick any
>>705288027
They see me rolling, in this shitty thread.
>>705288250
O shit u lucked out. Take your pick
Rollin
>>705288027
Bump
hi people.
ask a 40 something year old man who used to get blowjobs from his mother when he was 12 anything.
picture from when things happened.
who was your favorite thundercat?
Snarf fags need not answer.
Was the ass fat?
>>705280182
>who was your favorite thundercat?
panthro. i liked his tank. used to draw it all over my notebooks.
>>705280316
no. she was slim.
>>705279961
im more of a he-man bloke myself...
so how did it feel?
>>705279961
>>705280182
Is it Panthro? Also, do you get turned on by heavily-freckled shoulders?
What's your embarrassing fetish?
>>705292315
Extreme torture porn
http://frtyd.com/go/bcAW_bAaEj/damagethelilslut
>>705292315
mom son incest, real or simulated, I cant jerk off unless its an older mom fucking her son.
>>705292315
Cuckolding
I don't actually want it to happen to me nor do I want to be the one doing it but I do enjoy watching others get cuckolded.
I'm really confused why I like it
>>705292874
I can dig it
>>705292315
>asks for fetishes
>doesn't post own fetishes or stories
op is a massive faggo
It's time.
No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out.
I once snuck into a dude who stole my gf from men's backyard and stole all the marijuana he was growing in his backyard. (I live in Colorado so it was technically legal) it wasn't ready to be smoked so I piled it in a school playground and poured gasoline on it and burnt it all. True story
Not being full of myself just completely honest I'm not terrible looking and I have a decent personality and I've always been a great friend but currently have absolutely no friends due to lack of social interaction and investing in the wrong people. I am not great at school and currently have no job and I am 18. I have a boyfriend who is a great scholar and will probably be very successful. Idk wtf to do with my life after breaking it off with my alcoholic abusive best friend
>>705286777
Even if that happened, I wonder what the point would be.
>>705286087
I fucked a suicidal girl last night who has big DD titties that are covered in scars.
It was hot af and now i have a scar fetish
>>705286087
>>705286777
>>705286917
>>705287405
>>705287580
The banks and the mass media are disproportionately influenced by the people on this list:
http://thezog.info/list-summaries/
Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this...
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>705292209
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't
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OG Drink Flavoring reporting
Claiming Felix
>>705299100
Trap neko cute neko.
Calamity-masu'd
Where the fuck is the ylyl
>mfw no ylyl
Dumping harder than elephant with crohn's disease
Loli voice acting thread
I will be voicing anything you want in a loli voice here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXH 3u_CDPQY
>>705295593
"I need my daddys milk to grow. Feed me!"
1. Ohayou, oniichan!
2. Oniichan, ohayou.
Incestious noises with moaning and "daddy" thrown in
TORYAH
REE
GAH
AH TAH
GWAAH
WOMBO COMBO!!! THAT AIN'T FALCO!!! THAT AIN'T FAL- OH! OOHH! OOOOOHHHHH! WHERE U AT!? WHERE U AT!? WHERE U AT!? OH! OH MY GAWD!!! WOMBO COMBO!!!
new thread faggots
>>705298488
Finally
OMG I need the video
upload vid for all
>>705298647
Has she spoken again to her mom or friends'
https://sendvid.com/il6cnwjq#
Here it is boys
>>705292237
pretty hot
but mines hotter
>>705292237
Words cannot describe her beauty.
Numbers can tho.
2.5/10
>>705292237
I didn't know that Smeagol had such nice tits.
>>705292237
3/10
>>705292237
Excellent tits but fucking the opposite spectrum of face.
moar
>>705292237
Ew/10
Nice tits though
Is anyone else a professional prostitute fucker?
Pic related (I have many, many more pics if wanted).
how do you get them to let you take pics?
Yeah fam been doing it since yay tall
>>705288675
what's that website called that everyone uses again? tell us about your methods/safety precautions, etc.
>>705288797
You negotiate beforehand. 90% will let you if you pay a tiny bit more but almost all of them won't let you take face pics.
They give you excuses like "my family doesn't know this is how I make living and I don't want them to find out". That makes the sex a little better because it's more taboo knowing they are ashamed of their profession.
This gypsy chick didn't care though.
28 names my kitten
Luffkin
>>705296036
bodil joensen
make it so.
Pussy destroyer
>>705296036
kiddy diddy bo biddy
Catasaur
>>705287465
Her butt is fuckable.
Amy more of it?
Also saurce
>>705287465
Would totally put my dick up her butthole
>>705288045
Amateur?
Where's this from?
>>705288094
Would, gross asshole though
>>705288094
Up her butt all night long
>>705288094
Link to the gallery pls
hey /b/
I'm thinking of posting some OC porn I've filmed with previous GFs. Any interest? Get a dubs and I post a video in a google drive folder. Pic related.
Roll
>>705290033
Well shiver me timbers. We have a winner. Give me a minute to have a cigarette and upload the video. OP will deliver
Ok OP
>>705290033
Thanks anon. Cut to the chase on that one
rolling
Post your favorite reaction images
>second favorite
FB gap thread.
What do you guys think of her?
>>705287244
,kmg
Bump
>>705288460
thanks
Dicks out
>>705288460
I'd bump a buff-tigre
