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Lets keep the holiday spirit going anons. I gifted Ground Zeroes in the last steam thread. asking for anything on my wishlist. rainbow Six siege or overwatch of there are any generousfags out there. Happy thanksgiving!
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bumped
plz
bump for life
plz
"Please present your singles so you may pass"
Right here, sir!
eat my fat astro dick
>>713146703
check em fuccboi
Here you go sir ^
How bad can some parents get?
>>713137046
Just left of the fur-pie.
I smoke meth in front of my daughter
She's only 6 so it's still ok base in front of her..
Let's see...
I would say going to the hospital without letting your child know is pretty bad (true story that happened with me and my mom)
>>713137354
>>713137354
I do math in front of my daughter...maybe I should switch.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713147297
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>YFW YOU POST IN A WAIFU THREAD
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
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be honest, would you fuck a midget?
before anybody asks for sauce her name is Karina Lemos
i wouldnt only because i have a small dick and having a midget make fun of it would be twice as hurtful as a normal sized person
>>713135635
why do you even have to ask?
>>713135780
but anon, surely it would look larger compared to her tiny body
I don't discriminate. I'm gonna be the bigger person in this situation and say I'd do it.
Seeing as I'm a virgin in my 20s who's never had a girlfriend, I'll pretty much any girl who consents. I try not to have high standards
>>713135635
Id rape her
Get thread time
Im putting $555 on 555
>>713140393
Roll
>>713142011
you're full of shit OP
You will die in 5 days
>>713140393
lets get it
>>713140393
i was close
rollll again
>>713140393
Im broke. No job and dying of cancer. Might as well roll.
Deus vult!
>>713137131
Deus Vult
>>713137131
Deus vult
DEUS VULT
>>713137131
DEUS VULT
>>713137131
DEUS VULT
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713143939
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>713147297
Danke
>>713146350
Yes it is, because I only told 2 people about it
HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight Re-roll, if 1-9: You get Shoah'd. 0 = Rothschild family saves you.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal National Socialism supporter/Honorary Aryan, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained.
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>>713139129
rolling.
>>713139150
0 get.
>>713139129
Deutschland uber alles.
>>713139427
Reroll.
Heil Hitler! Ich habe nichts zu verbergen Herr Schutzmann, hier meine Papiere.
>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never held hands, kissed or dated
So how old are you virgins?
We have more important things to do faggots
>>713134340
>>713133879
>>713133879
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>>713133879
26 and the exact same thing. But life is going fucking great right now and I could two fucks less about getting laid. I know for a fact I could go to the bar tonight and take nothing less than a 6/10 home.
You're only as much of a bitch as you let yourself be.
>>713135493
>I could get fucked any time I want
>is 26 year old virgin
Jesus Christ man, stop lying to yourself. I know you can't get any pussy, your friends know you can't get any pussy, your family knows you can't get any pussy, and, I'm sure, deep down you know that YOU can't get any pussy. Now stop lying to yourself and an hero.
>>713135493
Then why dont you?
Are you gay?
Asexual?
Have any of you ever been actually cucked? What did it feel like?
>>713128635
Being cheated on is essentially being told that you are worthless as a lover and that they need someone else to make up for your failures
Feels good
what. horribly sad world we live in
>>713128635
I'd have to have a girlfriend first to get cucked.
Dubs die in their sleep tonight. Roll
I also like to live dangerously
rolling. I hope I get dubs plsss
I fucking hope so man. Its about damn time. At least my family wont blame themselves if i die like this.
>>713140100
Hell yes
pics you shouldn't share VOLUME FOUR
>>713133556
How old is she anon?
>>713133556
Why do girls like to lay on their backs and be fucked?
As a straight white male I wouldn't enjoy that.
But I like when a girl rides me but that's different.
yesterday:
"This isn't about seizing the election from Trump, this is about confirming the integrity of the election!"
today on CNN:
"TRUMP WILL NOT WIN."
looks like soros might have his way after all
It'll be interesting to see the results, although I don't think anything will come of it.
many penises
when the democrat tells you 'it aint about the 'anything'
it's about the 'whaddever'
FB/IG FAP
I Need sluts pls post'em
Also, moar? y or n?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713132546
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
brb
ITT: cucks
Thanks
I wonder if there will ever be an original shitposter
Draw thread
the madness never ends.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
>>713141175
get naked
Requesting ƎЯIOIOIRE
it is even money now on the odds as to if the EC will DUMP THE TRUMP, it aint over till it's over folks, I credit the petition with getting this ball rolling
this shit is an old meme
try again
>>713124656
I love how he says the election is rigged, voter fraud is rampant, and insinuates that he won't peacefully accept an election loss... and then pulls this bullshit when somebody wants to take a closer look and find out if the election was actually rigged.
>>713124816
just got a shit ton of my friends to sign the change.org petition, all the trumpanzees said" HURR DURR go ahead waste your time anon" who is laughing now retards
cock tributing your girls if I like them
plox op
>>713140712
pls
g/fur
bump cuz iam faggot
