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Did I upgrade or downgrade?
Who's hotter between my current girl and my ex?
Here is my current girl.
And here is my ex.
Current again
>>675172537
Seems like an upgrade to me
Ex again.
>>675172537
so you went from dating a reptilian to dating a gray? seems good to me
can we get another Necrophilia, gore, dead people thread? last one 404'd. i'll start
>>675174661
That would be an awful way to go.
Here's another Hunger Games thread, seeing how many people can participate right now.
You should know the rules, first 24 and no duplicates.
German panzer Division
Geolyte
The Sahara Desert
Claire!!
Rami Hikari
Hunger games thread
24
nevermind, there's another thread
Claire!
Master Windu
obi juan
The Number Q
everyone ky
smooches everyone except katia
Ya'll into some gay shit
>>675173214
if you use namesync follow this advice
>TFW no QT furry bottom BF to love on
>>675173411
*smooches back*
Creep candid upskirt downblouse thread
ok
>>675170998
>best response
>>675171239
guess ill dump a few
>>675171286
Hahahaha
https://youtu.be/ShbBDjQ7zpA
Holy fuck he sounds stupid
This faggot sounds exactly like I thought he would. Like a fuckboi.
The fuck is wrong with his voice
HISSSSSSS
>>675163473
He couldn't even get the audio right. ffs.
Hai /b/ :3
Stick in pooper
Obviously your butthole
>>675172926
Dates wrong....Fucktard
>>675172926
Stick it in your fat ugly ass and then eat it it you land whale also tits and time stamp
In pooper and poop out
H3H3 EXPOSED IN THIS VIDEO: https://youtu.be/PRpljepxhS4
pyro is bae
>>675168645
Who?
>>675168645
what are you? 14?
>>675169811
bump
>>675168992
>bae
kys
You are trapped in a room with a female for one whole year.
You have to have sex with her everyday, every morning ,afternoon and night.
The last 2 digits of your post decide her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the post below theirs.
No rerolls. Good luck.
>Rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
>>675174018
HELL YEAH NIGGA
motherfucker
Rollllll
oh lawd have mercy
>>675173793
roll
Rate my gfs pussy
> imo 10/10
>>675170941
5/7
who are you quoting?
>>675170941
looks like a flesh wound
1/10
>>675170941
Tranny/10
>>675170941
shave it faggot, there are still hairs.
8,5/10
Porn Webms
Looking for the one with a girl sitting on the couch playing video games. Her sister ask her to clean and she said he would if the girl kicked her pussy. She was wearing high white socks and was in her underwear wearing a jersey
>>675164750
need a slave like that in my life
wtf sauce
Summoning OP from previous thread, upload time should be almost complete.
Pic related
Pump
Gather round faggots, this is the story of Mark
>be me
>about 3rd grade
>pretty standard school
>tards were separated from normal kids
>all is balanced
>we get a new superintendent with a sperglord for a kid
>insists we allow tards to intermingle with everyone else
>whatever
now here's the thing, Mark was obsessed with multiplication. Nothing else, just multiplication. You could shoot the kid in the neck and he'd still be doing his tables
>see Mark absolutely engaged in his math
>see a small mistake
>go to correct him
>"hey mark, you shouldn't have carried this over"
>"here, let me help you"
mistake number one
>shithead starts breathing deeper
>like, really deep
>motherfucker sounds like a jet engine prepping for take off
>stands up and brings fists crashing down on desk with immeasurable speed
>lets out a mighty yell
>WWRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN NGGG
>MfuckingFW
>I'm in shock, teacher looks pissed, class is scared to death
>mark looks me dead in the eyes
>tears and snot dripping down his face
>fists clenched, ready to lay the smackdown on anyone in his path
>and he does
>to fit the jet engine noises, Mark starts spinning post hast
>fist clips me
>that's all it took
>wraps around my chest, and starts beating the ever living fuck out of me
>kalima.gif
>I'm stuck to gostoso autismo as he tries in vain to rip me to shreds
>teacher eventually pries him off of me
>end up heading to hospital
>two cracked ribs and shit loads of bruising
>but we aren't over yet
I ended up seeing him across the school tons of times after, and I have more stories of him if you guys want
Go on.
There's just so much cancer on /b/ tonight, I could really use some quality greentext.
Yes
Was the math he did actually wrong?
>>675166304
Alright, gotta type it all up first though
>>675166338
yeah, nigger carried an 11 instead of a 1. i didn't think you can carry an 11
Decent thread so far, has promise, you can never go wrong with tard stories
>>675166472
>typing up first
Expert green text move.
Good stuff anon.
ylyl thread
Old but gets me every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0-YmJTf7WI
lel
>>675167392
lel
Old one I found. Hopefully the image size isn't fucked.
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Opfas, was geht?
>>675166944
> Besitzt ihr eine Katze?
>>675167218
nö
Wo bekomme ich in Cartagena am besten Kokain her?
>>675166944
Ist das hier ein Krebs und Haley freier Nachtfaden aus biologischem Anbau, mit Comic ?
Is north korea the best country ever? And why?
>>675170384
Wadda shite-hole
Supweam weeda wiw weed us to wictory
>>675170112
ITT: we wait for "it" AKA fucking nothing
>>675171174
le first XD
>>675171174
It will be another gigantic disappointment
>>675171382
Wow friend! xD Congratulations for le first!!!!!!!!1111!!1! :3 xD
OP here. this is the final post i will make.
"it" may be around you an you know not it.
are you over thinking it??
maybe.
Fb fap thread
>>675171358
Which one?
>>675171358
>oh good
>this autism again
You are trapped in a room with a female for one whole year.
You have to have sex with her everyday, every morning ,afternoon and night.
The last 2 digits of your post decide her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the post below theirs.
No rerolls. Good luck.
>Rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
wish me luck lads
>>675171928
Sigh
>>675172046
fuck your no rerolls
28 bet
