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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
MY 10TH ANNUAL 4CHAN GAMES HAVE COMMENCED. EVERY DISTRICT MUST TRIBUTE 24 TRIBUTES TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH. PUT YOUR TRIBUTE DOWN BELOW
Notice:
I will not be showing the days where it just shows who died, I find that a waste of time personally.
I will not die, I will be here until the end (unless some bullshittery happens like my internet/power goes out)
I may moddify names to make it funny (ex: instead of cool cat I would put cool cunt) or so it would fit the character limit
(ex instead of Captain Mexico of Disctrict 12 I would put Captain Mexico of D. 12)
Past Winners:
1st Annual: Johnny
2nd Annual: Bill Gates (he's a feg because he killed Adolf)
3rd Annual: Saiyan Hank Hill
4th Annual: Starco
5th Annual (favorite one so far): Dragon Lord
6th Annual: Pot of Greed
7th Annual: Garry Mother Fucking Oak
8th Annual (funniest one so far): Sir Keksalot
9th Annual: Toast
Favorite Tributes (tributes I've loved so far, and yes are stil acceptable):
IHE, Durr Plant, Adolf Hitler, Moon Man, Indian Cop, 20 Good Men, Muslim Population, annie, /pol/ (he committed seppuku last time)
Banned Tributes (tributes I'm just going to skip over):
Chloe Price, any past winner (gonna do something special with them later)
Chuck Norris
Dino
Madotsuki
The fucking D
Chara
>>675150888
Checked
You know you want to roll
>>675150907
>Update
roolio
rawl
roolio
sissy cucks
rollan
Draw thread
>>675145260
Someone please draw for me a new type of porn.
I call it Uberlizard.
It's basically German soldiers fucking T-Rex's.
Best one to get me a erection wins.
Sup' new bread?
>>675145260
I miss old sticknig
>>675145694
Hiya static
>>675142470
I apologize, they look gross
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Boxxy #1
>>675144979
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
bumping for the queen
i dont know what i had just seeen, but it was time for me to leave
fb fap thread
>>675150219
>>675150539
post more
how it is to have a gf?
It's nice anon
Idk :(
Sometimes annoying as fuck you dont have a lot of time for yourself like you used to
A pain in the ass.
great for sex, cuddles, touchy-feels, comfort. terrible for everything else. you will spend 75% of the time resisting the urge to eat a bullet
I am jesus. No really. I am.
I will be honest with you, not a lot of you stand a chance to go to heaven. I can answer all your questions.
1. yes
2. no
3. maybe
4. probably
5. unlikely
6. of course
7. never
8. reformulate the question
9. you don't want to know
0. why?
>>675145763
are you real?
do you actualy exist?>>675145828
Will I get fired from work?
>>675145763
you're just some french faggot
>>675145763
Will i get into uni
Hunger Games Thread: first 24 get in
Viva La D3!
German panzer Division
>>675150595
Moonman
Johnny 2x4
Dam Son
Doug Dimmadome
Necrophilia porn threat
Where the thread be my dude?
>>675146773
idk :(
Did you take this yourself?
Here Ya go.
>>675147310
sadly not
Do you know why I pulled you over anon? That's right, for possession of illegal dubs, hand them over.
You will never get me alive !
Fuck off faggot
>>675146974
I've been dubs free for a year, officer.
Want some dubs officer?
>>675147411
THERE HE IS, GET HIM BOYS
***2016 U.S. ELECTION GAME #3 CONTINUED***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! We go on a state-by-state basis. To win a state, you have to roll a '0' or dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND be a response to the latest map update!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
PAST WINNERS:
#1) Sanders over Johnson 271-267
#2) Sanders over Clinton 330-208
>>675148759
ROLLING FOR CARSON FOR KEKS. HOPE I GET TRIPS
***TWO MINUTE BREAK UNTIL GAME CONTINUES***
It's a close election so far!
Can't bury the perry
>>675148830
WASTED WIN KEK
>>675148759
BUMP
Evens=fap
Odds=sleep
0=do something else
Roll
a bit early no?
rollin anyway
>>675145662
rollin
>>675145662
roll
>>675145662
Rolling
>>675145662
okay i'm in
Passed my driving test today, any tips for me when I'm out on the road?
In b4 "don't crash"
In b4 "be careful"
>>675144099
be careful not to crash
>>675144099
just take it easy op.
people get way too worked up when driving and rage at the most pointless and worthless things. if you get wound up you lose concentration and make mistakes.
don't worry about what anyone else is doing, just keep yourself right.
also don't try to show off. if you run out of talent you just show yourself up as a knob, it doesn't matter if you drive slow, if you are confident bitches will be dripping.
>>675144099
Use your turn signal and don't ride in other people's blind spots.
signal, shoulder check. when you are approaching a green light think of a "point of no return spot". That will be the point in which you will have to keep going if it turns yellow, or if you're before that spot you will stop at the yellow instead. Look at the wheels of parked cars and you'll be able to get a good idea of which way they're going. When driving in multiple lanes try not to box yourself in (having cars to your sides a front), if somebody rear ends you, you'll have nowhere to go.
Never forget that everybody on the road is a retard who's so stupid he barely manages to breathe.
How does /b/ cope with the painful reality of life's lack of point or meaning?
Me:
>Smoke pot. non stop.
>Masturbate.
>Sleep with random Tinder people
>Listen to excessively technical or abstract music to make myself feel like i'm better than other people. Still realise I'm a piece of shit waste of space but at least i've got something fun in my life.
>Play videogames; get good; feel better about
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>>675141651
Life goals and weed
By stopping caring.
Life is much easier when you close your heart
>>675141651
Life has meaning, quit being edgy and do something with yourself
>>675141651
Dank memes
>>675142965
About to graduate from a prestigious course and university with a top degree. Got a few offers from good companies to begin immediately. I am doing plenty with myself.
New YLYL
Old one has terminal cancer
>>675144905
>>675144993
![homework5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IyjZIOL.jpg "homework5[1].jpg")
Hello /b/tards hahaaa
From what ive heard is that is 4chan is a horrible website with images of people getting killed? wtf guys?
im new to this site ofcourse and so far ive only seen porn???(are the murderers on 4chan fake????)
>I am doing homework
General homework thread
>>675145833
welcome to 4chan faggot
1 if your doing homework get out
2 nope murderers are real here
3 not a lot of gore nowadays but once in a while there will be a rekt thread
>>675146129
Dont fucking call me a fucking faggot you fucking whore mothered shithead, i hope you die!
Rekt bread plz /b/
>>675142954
How come the plates didn't get broken?
>>675144444
HOLYSHIT WITNESSED
same gifs every single day
fuck off newfags
i'll draw anything, gimme your worst
>>675141691
Baby sucking trumps dick
>>675141691
your mum frenchkissing my dick with her butthole
Chipmunk eating a testicle
>>675141691
Draw a terrifying creature
>>675141691
Draw a ww2 German soldier fucking a female T-Rex.
(The T-Rex has to be happy about it, not angry)
That I'd fap too.
JLo is here for your cum. Please deposit it in her ass. Thanks.
>>675133980
I puked a little.
She wants to milk your cock dry with her ass...
>>675134780
Come on, suck my cock.
roll for your permanent career
>>675141218
rolling
rolly
>>675142611
wtf there is no 11
rolo
>>675142771
11 you become a 4chan mod
