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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Why do i have this sudden urge of wanting to fuck my daughter? I want her to grind my cock.
Because it's natural, shes fuckin hot. Go ask her to fuck record results
>>674825843
I doubt she would fuck me, im her dad
>>674826269
Jesus christ dude LOOK AT HER
>>674825843 Is right, you basically have to try, age?
>>674826870
Shes 19
>>674826269
Try online dating.
Can we get an incest greentext thread. Haven't seen one in forever
Twitch has arisen
Just when I loaded up the site, neat.
Twitch
Waitin' for a party to arrive, yep.
>>674825698
Just dumb it faggot
Twitch
Hell of a slow thread, makes sense since it's 8:45 PM here.
>>674826020
>Just dumb it faggot
Dumb it? Dumb what?
Twitch
A'ight this one here is Mexifag's story
2/8
Hey my gf is being kinda weird, she has stopped talking to me as much over the past few and last time i went over to her house we got in a fight and she threatened to call the police. We have been dating for only a short while but I feel like she is already starting to stop loving me. What can I do to get her back, I love her so much and we have so much in common and I cant stand the thought of losing her since she is the only one who has ever understood me.
Pic related its her, I cant even masturbate to her anymore with out getting sad.
You sound really autistic
Post more pics
Well, judging by the fact that you're posting her nudes here, the conclusion I draw from that is that you don't respect her, and she knows that.
It's ok anon. You don't sound like the kind of kid who deserves to have a woman. shhh shhhh shhhhhhhhhh. Let her go. Go to the pony board.
>>674825695
To correctly asses the situation we need more pictures and vids of her.
What does he say /b/?
>>674822673
bamp
>inb4 this reply
Stop holding your hand out like that, I'm not putting my dick in it.
>>674822673
I think he's just angry that he got handed an empty sheet.
Started an r34 thread in the morning, now let's have another
more?
any requests?
Did my sister make your cock hard ? wanna more
my dick is always hard when i see her
That's a nice ass!
yes. dump everything here
>>674818680
>>674819817
i know man i touch sometimes her ass and tell her its a joke :D and then she slap me
Umm, I would'nt mind her lips wrapped tight around my cock.
>>674818680
>>674820160
SHOW ME WHAT U GOT
>>674827061
no.
>>674827644
I LIKE WHAT U GOT
>>674827967
RIP Juggalo baby faggot.
>>674827707
DISQUALIFIED
>No caturday thread
>/b/ sure has fallen low
Here, fags
>>674824254
R8 my kitty>>674824740
>>674824991
thatwink/10
here's mine
Hey /b/
Having a good day?
Here's my butt
>>674824341
more *-*
thats a man
lil' extra bump
>>674824898
do u have snapchat?
can you show us your butt with legs all the way out so we can see the plumpiness of the ass
HELLO /b/ROS AND WELCOME TO THE STORY OF BILLY THE HUNGTARD
>be me
>like mid 7th grade
>eating lunch with friends
>we all hear loud screeches from the hallway
>look back to see an exasperated wrangler pushing tard in stroller
>tard is strapped in
>I assume tard couldn't walk
>gets pushed up to a table beside ours
>tardgrunt.wav
>wrangler leaves for a while
>whatwasshethinking.jpg
>tard starts scooting away using tard strength
>cue the secret agent music
>tard occasionally looks back to see if he's in the clear
>wrangler comes back while tard is checking to see if coast is clear
>Billy get back here! The wrangler waddles (due to overweightness) for Billy the tard
>Billy grunts and sets his tard strength capacitors into overdrive
>the tard is out of the lunch room
>I repeat, the tard is out of the lunch room
>tard screeches as if to say "see ya later fuckers"
>wrangler throws down lunch tray and yells in anger
>BILLY!!!!
>it's too late the tard has escaped
>less severe kid with the tards (I think he had aspergers and tourettes)
>realizes his chance
>steathily leaves lunch room
>screeches can still be heard from the halls
>the screeches intensify
>soon the screeches are unbearable
>tard screechers are on maximum overdrive
>gets pushed back into the cafeteria by a sweaty and tired looking wrangler
>mfw Billy the Tard had his feet behind his damn head (keep in mind he was strapped down in a stroller this whole time)
>his floppy tard meat stick is out and about
>he was hung
>it was like a car accident you didn't want to see but had to look at
>tfw when Billy the Tard has a bigger penis than I did
Should I continue?
Sure
>>674819990
you may proceed
Okay I'm on mobile so my thumbs are gonna be on fire. I have like 3 years worth of Billy Stories so brace yourselves
>billy the tard
best green text in a while
>>674819990
Hurry b4 I lose boner
I feel dead inside.
I can't really seem to stoke any emotions.
I can get through my day, get things done. I can go to the gym, get an endorphin high. Go on a date, feel nervous and excited. Meditate and I'll feel calmer. For a while, things will seem fine. But sooner or later, this sense of anhedonia inevitably returns, no matter what I do.
I'm not suicidal. I would not want to put my mom through that. I've imagined death walking into my room at night, and I don't think I'm ready to go just yet.
But I wish I could figure
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thats part of being a human you retard
the human mind autonomously reverts to a level state when not reacting to stimuli or when you're immune to certain stimuli
you cannot stay happy
you cannot stay sad
you cannot stay mad
do drugs to feel alive like the rest of us
I didn't even know anhedonia was a word
>>674816277
You sound like me 10 years ago. Eventually you'll learn that it doesn't get better, you may struggle with depression, and ultimately you'll just keep faking it because there's really no alternative.
How old are you OP? A few things here similar to me.
>>674816766
And how old are you now?
>>674816571
No shit you can't stay in a particular state. Understand that in my "default" state, the world is utter meaninglessness. Things just exist because they exist, and I exist only to eat food and go on living so I can eat more food and not die.
I don't enjoy anything anymore. I don't enjoy video games, movies or TV shows, sports, social interaction, anything.
I do use drugs sometimes but they don't seem to do much for me. Alcohol, coffee, tobacco, also tried Phenibut (does...
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s/fur i can see the future
and kirby, it's not pretty
Sharktits anyone?
>>674826602
Steam Thread: Last one died, you all know what to do fuckers
Begging for stardew valley
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=121246002&token=HfuCggv9
http://steamcommunity.com/id/NuthinbutVidyaGames/
Would like to get streaming. Any game should I stream that anyone be interested in watching? I was thinking Binding of Isaac Rebirth. But what do you guys think?
Sup all, collegefag looking to get DayZ, but The Division would be sick too. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000443717/
>>674818296
The Fall is a sick game if you haven't played it
>>674818584
Haven't played it. This are the games I have played thus far.
You pick up a girl at the bar
You take her home
She undresses
You see this
What would you do?
>>674825665
Kill Myself
>>674825665
probably say wtf and then bang anyway
if she can move it id make her give me a tailjob. not a furry tho just like experiencing weird shit
>>674825665
Scissors
move her tail and eat her ass
thread about nothing
Thread is now about doggos.
>>674826038
Heard this was where all the cool kids were
>>674826521
n-no
drawthread: 2 is better than 1 edition
>>674824944
>>674825345
Ailey, Aily, Eily, Eyli, Aylee, Ayli. Hm, They all look strange.
bamp
A E S T H E T I C .
>>674816548
>>674825943
Taking /r/s also
Explain
>>674824886
Some people spend all day surrounded by niggers.
Because some kid is starving in Africa means I can't have my own problems? Shut the fuck up.
>>674825217
It means your problems are shit, fuckbag.
Show me an instance where niggers ever helped anyone than themselves. They're a fucking black hole for resources.
>>674825638
they've never even helped themselves
Can you MAGA /b/?
For our lord.
fuck
>>674822015
Rolling for 67
Rolling 67 for goodnight sweet prince
>>674822751
Goodnight sweet princess
I'm not against it, but can some of you explain why people love this rabbit so much? also as a bonus question, what would you do to it?
Personality is 10/10 and she's cute. That's about it for me.
>>674821354
>>674822668
Dude has it right; Judy is for cuddles only.
Id lick her asshole and eat her shit
>>674822668
>>674822834
2 kinds of people on 4chan
Is metroid's gun attached to his arm or part of his suit?
>>674822526
obviously it's part of his arm. like megaman
Its samus arran
the latter
>>674822670
Samuel S. Aaron
>>674822526
Bait
