Allgemeiner Deutschfaden
Nix los? Noch alle auf der ZEITarbeit?
Schicht oder Doppelschicht?
Untergang: Gut or Schlecht?
Bonus: Sekt statt die tägliche Flasche Wein, oder Bier. Schonmal darüber nachgedacht?
Lernen für Klausur... Noch eine und das Semester ist geschafft.
Sekt schmeckt nicht. Knallt aber irgendwie viel mehr als Bier und Wein
>>671685845
>Nix los? Noch alle auf der ZEITarbeit?
bin hartz-millionär (freie zeiteinteilung)
>Schicht oder Doppelschicht?
Oberschicht
>Untergang: Gut or Schlecht?
Schlecht. Seit den 1990er hat es Deutschland echt weit gebracht. Reichstes Land in Europa, und so. Politisch, Moralisch, Ethisch ein Musterstaat. Danke Helmut, Danke Angelo!
>Bonus: Sekt statt die tägliche Flasche Wein, oder Bier. Schonmal darüber nachgedacht?
trinke nur noch sekt. ist trend.
>Deutschfadenfragen
Heute schon Seelenstrip gemacht?
dienstag. dienertag
Faces of /b/.Lets go guys!
Daily Taytay Swizzle Thread
Song of the day: Clean http://musicpleer.co/#c6fea8d5cbe171cdad0ad4f70740caed
the official version isn't on youtube sadly
I dedicate this thread to the usual OP who isn't able to join us today
no homo
oh..... i see how it is ;-;
Super Tuesday should be pretty good.
Hello /b/
You can call me Dark Magician
I'm about to tell you a story that is really suitable for this part of 4chan.
Mind not my broken engrish.
>Be me 10 years ago
>Be rich as fuck,being rich here is highly unlikely
>Own top notch newest gaming equipment
>Ps2 omg
>Parents buy me anything i want
>Get em yu gi oh cards
>all kids i know own just chinese fake copies
>mine are original with watermark an shit
>get dark magician in one of boosters
>all my friends jelly
>one of them a boy 12 years old
>i really hanged out with this kid,he was my neighbour
>invited him often to my mansion to play digimon rumble arena 2
>he tought i was a god
>anyway i often gave him some of the cards i didnt use
>He was always extremly happy when i would give him a card or even invite him to play vidya with me.
>One time when we were at mansion playing vidya my mom bought me few more boosters in capital
>I tore the boosters apart and behold a shiny dark magician
>friend is like "wow anon you are so lucky you now have two!|
>Yeah but this one is shiny
>We cont to play vidya ,i notice the shine in his eyes
>he occasionally looks at the shiny magician on the floor
>his vampiric gaze..he craves for this card
>he then asks me wheter i would be able to borrow him few of my cards cause he wants to go to the tournament in mcdonalds,which would require him to have all original cards
>I say sure why not
>Hes happy beyond eternity
>He goes to tourney
>loses like a bitch,nvm its worth the try i say
>He gives me back my cards
>and finally he takes out shiny magician that was in his jacket in some card foil
>he looks at it,hands it over to me and says
>man this is the card i would kill for
Cont?
saged
>>671685514
I must also note thanks to my gaming every time i had to go to the bathroom to shit i was holding my shit to the maximum which eventually caused some sort of anal pleasure while holding my shit and when it gets hard enough like after few hours (sometimes i would hold it for tommorow) i would release it slowly while climaxing.
This caused some sort of sever sexual instability which made me experiment in really weird manners ,like jerking of while touching my anus,or even fucking some watermellons and shit like that,i dont know,exploring i guess.I was at a stage where i would fuck a handicaped goat when i get horny.
>>671685915
that's called puberty anon
>>671686002
I dont know,holding your shit for tomorrow so you can analy please urself isnt really what u can call puberty.
s/fur
>>671690947
Ask the ball
>>671690489
Should I respond to her ?
>>671690552
So should I play the dead ?
>>671690552
>>671690579
you confirm these choices ?
am i gay
I refuse to tip. The circumstances are irrelevant. I will pay what I owe and do not add even one extra cent onto that as gratuity. If the person serving me wants more money, they should get a second job.
I agree with you 100%. Price your fucking wages into the menu dumbasses. Tips don't lead to better fucking service, it's just a fucking entitlement at this point.
Cool. More of that pic?
> germany
> nearly never tip
>>671691881
Google.com.
Trump hate thread
Nice try faggot.
waaaah
Gonna make america great again! Somehow!
every trump thread is a hate thread
ey b0ss, can we get a rekt thread, pls?
noice
>>671683216
he might has deded : (
Trips get full set plus video of my girlfriend!
She is beautiful!
Who wants her?
Bunp
>>671694094
Trips
Dick rate thread.
>>671678788
weird shape op
Hi
1/2
2/2
>>671678901
Yeah, are you talking about the curve?
Draw Thread: Holy shit I need to go to bed Edition
>>671675595
Nice chicken scratch nigger
>>671675595
Sleep is for the week.
>>671675776
>week
try longer strokes. scratchy small strokes hinder your progress and look terrible.
Long, confident strokes of the pen.
moot thread
miss you always
>>671687407
>>671687852
This time next year half of /b/ wont even know who MOOT is.
And besides, that faggot dipped out on us, fuck him.
>>671688004
this faggot gave us a place to be for years without revenue.
>>671688004
Fappening destroyed him, anon. He was obviously drifting away from his site towards the last couple years but I don't think he was ready to leave yet.
But then the Fappening happened.
He got hounded by teams of the most expensive jewish lawyers Hollywood had. He was dealing with a machine that controlled not only the courtroom but public perception.
He could not win.
Post a girl you've posted on /b/ before... anons say if they've fapped to her... new thread
>>671685549
Any of you sick fucks have fapped to my gf?
>>671685718
God no........do you even fap to her?
>>671685847
As a metter of fact, I do anon
Things I expect to be done 4 years from now, under the supervision of President Trump:
>20 foot wall in our border, fully paid for by Mexico
>Not a single illegal imigrant in sight
>No more ISIS threat
>No muslims allowed to come to the US
>Obamacare repealed and replaced by a balanced health care approach that will work for every american
>Be able to walk down the street at midnight in Detroit
Did I miss something?
>>671685268
Nope, you didnt
>>671685268
Let's compare him to Bernie.
>No wall (in fact no immigration policies at all)
>Will invite at least 10.000 muslims to the US
>Free healthcare paid by wallstreet
>Free college paid by wallstreet
>Will fight against Islamophobia
>>671685689
Yeah that sounds fucking terrible.
>>671685689
Free college? That's the stupidest thing I've heard in years.
Found pics and vids of my friend being face fucked by someone she isn't married to.. Pic related.. Trips gets vids, quads gets her fb.
Saggy
>>671687862
You can't cheat by blowing someone with a condom on.
Come on faggots roll satanic trips and i the lord of terror will deliver facebook name
>>671691741
Should of known that I'd show up
>>671691741
>implying you know her.
post some proof.
>>671691741
Roll
>>671692544
Roll 2
Porn webm thread
Well, I like fatties.
Also, chubby + BBW thread.
