post your top 3 mastery score and other anons try to guess your rank
>inb4 doto master race
Lucian, Vayne, Ekko, Platinum. Aurelion Sol, Leblanc, Teemo, Bronze.
>>677322172
literally gold 1 tryhard that can't get into plat playing the most OP champs in the game fuck you OP
>>677322785
unranked plays for fun
Fluffy abuse thread:comic edition.
I have no fluffy abuse stuff cause idk where to get it, but i'm interested in it. So, post your best fluffy abuse comics /b
bump for interest
>>677319494
Stop with this shit at once
My time...has come...
Anyone got this set?
Also chubby thread
She thinks she is chubby what you think
>>677320269
Don't think she's chubby
>>677320269
She ain't no chub
Anyone have this set?
The lack of loli on /b/ is astonishing
>>677321706
yep, its a loli.
>>677321706
>The lack of loli on /b/
no new and good material to be quite honest
>>677321866
by what definition are you determining that?
just fap /b/astards !
go
ok
Roll for pornstar pussy
>>677321920
rool
What is the biggest pussy you ever seen?
>>677322359
>>677322359
I told my girlfriend I'd like a little pussy. She said, me too, mine's as big as a house.
ur face
>>677322938
Geez, you've got a big pussy... geez, you've got a big pussy
Waifu claiming thread.
>filling up way too fast edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>im not a tea addict
>coffee is fine too i guess
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed.
claimed
Reservation for 3, i guess
mexitema putos
salgan de mi pais
No, vete a la verga.
>>677320249
de donde?
>>677320144
es mexithread puto
your date. what do?
fuck the seafood
>>677318672
eat those fucking mussels duh
treat her like a human
discuss stuff
ask her questions about her life
crack jokes
pick up the tab
etc.
>>677318805
what about the mussels man?
If you had to cook girl + 7.5 / 10 then how would you do it?
I'd cook and eat the delicious meat of the cheek first. Then, I'd move on to slabs of thigh and flank meat. I'd eventually move on to the tougher cuts.
>>677316486
more of her?
It's far more flavorful and intimate to roast her alive. Maybe slice off a part of breast or labia and quickly sauté it, and let her enjoy a piece of herself as a last meal.
hi everyone
throughout my life, when growing up, Ive taken a huge resentment to women. They are very shallow.
In life, there are more single men than single women. Its like men spend our lives chasing women, they have the upper hand and dish out rejection. Women enjoy being chased by men and get great satisfaction from rejecting men.
Women have ridiculously high standards in partners, even if they are far from perfect themselves.
ake male height for example. Women usually have a certain 'height requirement' that they wont budge on eg only dating guys who are 6ft+. Tall men are at such an advantage in the dating game and small men are at a disadvantage.
Often women who are below average height themselves wont date a man unless he is above average height. Its like they are trying to compensate for their own lack of height by dating tall men. I mean, what gives them the right to set the bar so high in a potential partner.
I mean tall women can be 'modelesque' and small girls can be 'sexy and petite'. Women don't face dating discrimination for being small.
Women will never know what its like to be rejected.
Take weight as well. Many fat/overweight women are in relationships. How often do you see a thin man with a fat overweight woman? And how many times do you see a fat/overweight man in a relationship? Never.
Plenty of men like fat/slightly bigger girls; there are even dating sights devoted to 'BBW' dating
In my adult life(and teenage life) I've developed a massive resentment to women because of their shallow ways.
I'm just typing this to see if anyone else agrees with me/knows where I come from with my stance on women???
In case you are wondering what my background is, Ive never had a gf or relationship. No woman has ever been attracted to me.
Also regarding casual sex, it is very very hard for a man to get casual sex; just about any woman could get casual sex if she wanted i
Do not go intto dating . The dating life has been over for like 50 years ago. Now its all about escorts .
learn how to manipulate girls between 18-24 years of age
do not go over 25 year olds
Invest in your looks or pay escorts .
Either way get a decent paying job and set aside 200$ aside for each month for an escort . Unfortunately , even if you're goodlooking man, life is all about how much you willing to spend .
Forget about hook ups and try to save 200$ for an escort each month .
Girls are born whores no matter how much they try to deny it . Girls are prostitutes and they were raised to be prostitutes by their own prostitute mothers . Its just the way life is . We didnt make the world like this .
Wow you two suck balls then and have the personality of a broken spoon.
Learn to talk to women, Stop being pussies and get your shit together and then you might actually have a shot.
It's not that hard to get a woman, you two just suck balls. Maybe get off /b/ and get some social skills and profit.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141115173835AAjIAOb
>>677318621
This! If youre not looking for a marriage, escort the fuck up
Also work your way on tinder because you cant pay for escorts all week.
First to get trips decides which board we raid and what with.
>/mu/ with "redpill me on (insert artist name)
rolling for /ck/ with mcdonalds
>>677320936
/lgbt/ with westboro baptist church
/pol/ with furries
>>677321114
Reroll
Since you're all close friends I will share this secret with you all. I just can't keep it in anymore. Roughly 2 years ago, I got drunk and I got in a disagreement with this dude at a bar. A verbal fight broke out and he demanded me to go outside and fight with him. There was this drunk bitch there too that his hoe it something. He started whooping my drunk ass bad. As he was beating me on the ground, I saw a piece of rusty, grabbed it and smashed it to his head. He fell down and I said from under him and got up. It wasn't until I saw the chick sobbing that I realized I had done more than just knocking the punk ass out. His head was bleeding like crazy. He wasn't moving. I was so scared that I couldn't even check to see if the motherfucker was dead or not. The bar owner came out from back door and saw us. It took him a while to figure out what the Fuck had happened. I was shaking and was scared shitless. The bitch was still sobbing. The bar owner told me to calm the Fuck down. He said it was not the first time he had seen shit like this go down. He said he could save my ass at a price. To this day, I still make a trip to that bar every few months to pay him the payment for handling the situation, disposing the body, dealing with the bitch and not ratting me out. 800 every three months is still a lot of fucking money for me, but I have to pay him for the rest of my life if I don't want him to get the security footage to the cops. But now, after 2 years, I can't deal with this shit anymore. I still get nightmares about that night. Fucking scared in my sleep. The strange thing is that when I wake up, it's the opposite. It's like I crave the rush and the feeling of taking a life...
He can go to the slamming for with holding evidence,
Nice bait mait
You killed someone in self-defense, what's the problem?
How much do you pay the guy?
>>677320808
800 every 3 months you dense motherfucker
I'm in love with a stripper. Help!
she poppin she rollin she rollin
>>677319610
Fuck you beat me
>>677319387
Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what I'm sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I ain't gon worry bout them really though
I'm just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!
[Verse 1]
Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper
>>677319387
But anon , is this the first time u went to a strip club or something ?
What martial art do /b/ practice?
Bedroom
>>677318298
Anyone that answer here will reply with a edgy martial arts name.....Just Pure and Simple Shotokan Karate
>>677318298
I've studied a lot over the years, but not currently doing anything.
Started with Boxing at 7, Tung Soo Do at 14, Wresling (High School at 16, and Muay Thai at 20.
YLYL thread: Greentext edition
>>677319666
checked satan
No rules
Add xrob49
good group!!!!!!!!!!!!
Add me_is_typing_
Add baker258456
Slav thread?
>>677318889
>>677319176
Bump for OP, off by one
bamp for potential
Dindu nuffin
I'm white officer, I didn't do anything
What if I'm a nigger but I'm a Nigerian prince
>>677320231
Fuck off police
Rowling
Virginfag here. What does a vagina smell and taste like?
tastes like copper if you ask me
>>677321031
Like its 2 inches away from an arse hole.
If arse is clean, pussy good. If arse unclean, pussy bad.
I actually dont know, im a virgin too. closest i've come was a tit grope of a slut crowd surfing topless at a festival. Was pretty awesome.
like a bag of sand
Blind here. What do colors look and feel like?
