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>Grow up with a toxic father
>Has a slipped disk in his spine
>Asks us to massage his back to ease the pain
>Refuses to take painkillers
>Grow up having to massage his back almost every day
>Even went to feet and applying lotion
>No semblance of sexual jokes ever
>Always acts like a child when he doesnt get what he wants
>Grew up with him yelling and screaming when he didnt get his back done
>He has ruined back massages for me forever
>I cannot give one, even to friends, without getting angry or at the very least agitated
>Help him with some heavy lifting 2 days ago
>Mid way through the lifting, I feel and hear both of my forearms crack
>Level of pain: 6 or 7
>Enough to make me drop what I had and yell
>He claims im bullshitting and forces me to continue
>By the end of the day im crying by how much it hurts
>Going to have to do a lot of heavy lifting at my job so I better take a painkiller
>Later before bed my dad asks me to massage him
>I tell him about my arms again
>Doesnt have any of it
>Says, "Theres a lot more work to do tomorrow. If you do my back tonight your brother and your roommate will do it while you're at work."
>I told him "Im only going to do your back because I know my arms wont deal with that on my day off because of how bad they are now."
>He grunts in acknowledgement
>I do it, my arms absolutely killing me
>I go to work the next morning
>Come home late because of a meeting
>Sees that the garage wasnt done like dad said it would be
>Didn't say anything because I just wanted to sleep
>Halfway through the day of doing tedious tasks for dad, he tells me I need to do the garage with roommate
>I remind him about the deal from last night
>"Dont care, do what I said. I didnt say you were exempt on Wednesday"
>I ask if he even asked brother or roommate to do it
>"No."


I want to hurt him. He always does this.

I want him to realize what a child he is. He doesnt seem to get it...
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>>768143360
BREAK HIS BACK WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER!
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>>768143360
And?
Big whoop, my brother is abusive to me so I'm gonna move out

Go watch "I could only imagine" movie
Saw it with my brother
I'm a atheist and I liked it
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tell your dad to fuck off and if he tries to force you to do something knee that fuckers back in

I hate guys like this, Ive seen others go thru situations like this
harass that little bitch and make his life a living hell, show no remorse
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>>768143519
is there a reason that you needed to note that you're an atheist?

Nothing OP said had anything to do with religion

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I got the credit card's information from someone and I've verified it as usable. I would like to order some stuff but have been overthinking a way of not getting caught. So here's my plan:
1. Order stuff using vpn, obviously through fake email and private session on an isolated computer.
2. Ask the stuff to be sent to a cheap hotel, I'll contact them before using a fake name saying that I'll be traveling there soon and I'd like them to receive a package for me.
3. Track the package and make sure I make a fake reservation on the date it'll arrive with matching fake name. Pay for the reservation online with a cash deposit but don't stay, call them to ask to setup a pickup of the package because I ended up not traveling to the hotel's city.
4. Send local delivery service to pickup package with another fake name and receive it in a random location.
I believe this would effectively make it impossible to follow my track, but would like guys to help me find possible flaws. And of course, what I want to buy makes wasting the reservation money totally worth it. Let's hear your ideas, I'm open to changing the plan.
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>>768142239
Don't be a nigger.
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just buy game keys and sell said keys on a third party website.

of course, this is fucking money laundering and a federal crime so you know. you do you.
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>>768142239
paypal me some money /b/ro
I need food, $10 would really help me out
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>>768143158
It's not about stealing, the game name I'll be using is from a guy who's ripped me offas well as the credit's owner.

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Ask a fully submissive bottom beta anything nasty
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>>768140314
how often do you gget fucked in the ass ?
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>>768141419
1-2x weekly
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>>768140314
Do you cum from anal?
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>>768142446
I can and I have, but partners who fuck me usually do it rougher and not in the ideal pose for me to cum.

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w h i c h
MOVIE...

SHOULD I WATCH?????
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>>768140753
Grave of the Fireflies, by Studio Ghibli.
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the one me and yo mamma made last night, lmao
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>>768140753
Last good movie I watched was Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. Doesn't sound that great from the description of it, but it was a really cool movie. Give a go if you havn't already
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>>768140753
Shot caller

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Laws for women:

1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-39. If the woman exceeds this, she must be willing to undergo plastic surgery to correct obvious signs of aging.
2) Must have C-cup or better breasts. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
3) Must have less than 20% body fat.
4) Must not be taller or heavier then the man.
5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair.
6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any other location besides her head.
7) Must be able to cook and clean with skill and efficiency.
8) Must adhere to a strict dress code set by her man, including nudity if desired.
9) Should her man have friends over, she must cook, clean, and even act as entertainment if desired.
10) A woman should never speak unless spoken to. Reply to this thread or your mother will die tonight.

>/b/eta cucks will try to refute these laws or brainlessly insult the wisdom contained therein
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>>768139081
we need /r/incels back to contain these massive faggots
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To judge these laws I must know what the goal of them are.
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SAGE
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>>768139141
I agree. Everyone who doesn't believe in and obey these immutable laws is a massive faggot.
lol you didn't word your post properly

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If Chad woke up inside this body how long would it take him to commit suicide?
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>>768137351
Chadness would fulfill the body and make it quaxifrimbl
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Just a daily reminder that Chads are born not made. Hard work is a lie. The reason women hate you is because of your genes not because "you don't try hard enough".
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>>768138113
eh not entirely true

I've seen good looking women with what I would call ugly and slightly out of shape dudes all the time, and half the time the dudes aren't even well off financially. It's usually something like a sense of humor and a huge dick + confidence, etc.

You don't have to look like a model to get a hot chick, that's a myth perpetuated by beta males and permavirgins.
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>>768138113
Wrong
>jew shill who wants to stop white men from breeding detected

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I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body. The baby didn't know what to do and was sad and crying so I decided to take him with me and help raise him. So I decided to daily post a YouTube video of our baby monkey so everyone can see him. Here's my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYm1jZ-9CFQD1inehrhYcIg
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>>768140862
Thats good dude. Hope he will do good! Subscribed btw
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Odd, usually the dad leaves first
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>>768140951
thanks bro
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>>768140862
I remember discovering this channel a long long time ago. Good on you for raising the monkey op

Thoughts /b/?
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Blowjob time!
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>>768143641
Nigress/10
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>>768143641
I bet she's a lot less cute when she's talking.
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>>768143641
post moar

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Post a slut/sluts and other anons will rate them

REPLIES FOR REPLIES
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>>768144594
8/10
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>>768144594
7/10
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waifu thread
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Claimed ^^
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https://youtu.be/68uKlT3f51g
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Nice Papika.
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>>768144116
I still don't understand why people post whores and prostitutes in waifu threads

Why are pedophiles almost always white men?
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>>768143199
don't bully reviewbrah, c'mon don't be a normie
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check the sex offender registry in ur area. How many of them are not niggers?
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>>768143199
> aids thread <
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>>768143199
Probably because the only nations that report, and compile statistics on child sex crimes have a majority white population. Statistically white is a global minority by a HUGE margin. Just by the overall statistic of approximately 1% of the overarching global population there should be ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE more pedophiles of other races as opposed to whites.

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DEFCON 1 BOYS. JUST DELETED MY WANK BANK AND THEY WONT RECOVER.

SEND THE BEST YOUVE GOT

also shit pic coz i literally just deleted it all.
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ill help ya out OP
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ITT: games you think only you remember part III
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Absolutely criminal how overlooked this was. Even the ps4/vita remake was agressively ginored. Fuck everyone.
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Hunger Games Simulator Thread.

Post an image and a name.
First 24 get in.
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God
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Jason
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Abradolf
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Los Negroes Hermanos

Pictures you secretly took thread. Go
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Moar?
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>>768142083
nice was she a bad girl
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>>768142141
love her ass instant chub
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>>768142179
>>768142141
>>768142083
No, she wanted a back rub. Y'all know how it goes.

Or maybe not, some of y'all probably aren't in LTRs

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You ylyl you lose
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Do you guys believe that we're in the same place historically as Germany was exactly 100 years ago?
Weimar Germany was the neo-liberal paradise, with "free love", drugs, homosexuality and other degeneracy. Do you think we'll see a reactionary wave from the general public larger than what we've seen already?
Will there be a Fourth Reich, /b/?
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>>768142890

>homosexuality
>degeneracy

You're fucking retarded.
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>>768143008
Spot the fag for 600
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>>768143008
How is it not?..
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>>768143069
biology 101 son, you will get there if your redneck parents ever stop home schooling you

S/fur part 2
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>>768141194
Bump
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>2018
>Still doesn't own a gaming PC

Explain yourselves poorfags and console peasants. ;)

Pic related is my new 1050. Yes you fucking heard right you poorfags a freaking GTX 1050. I just bought for my gaming rig, let me dumb it down for you dumb console retards.

This is a GTX 1050ti, it's a top of the range graphics card (about 100x more powerful than your shitty xbox graphics cards)

Soon I am going SLI this card with a 1070ti and overclock them both to get about 20GB VRAM.

Check out my specs:
OS: Windows 10
GPU: 1050ti
CPU: AMD FX 6300 six core processor
RAM: 16GB DDR3
Keyboard: Razer blackwidow chroma
Mouse: Razer DeathAdder chroma
HDD: 2 TB HDD

All of this cost me around $2,800. Quite a top of the line build. I am able to play PUBG like a god with this expensive build.
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oh look, a shitty bait
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>>768142587
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>>768142587
I'm down to talk about pc builds but why do you need to be such a fag about it. Ik it's 4chan but fuck man chill
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>Soon I am going SLI this card with a 1070ti and overclock them both to get about 20GB VRAM.

Why does everyone want to be autistic ok this board?

my sis just accidentally sent me this... and I just automatically fucking screened it. dunno what to tell her. what do? (I'm panicking)
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>>768143349
>what do?
Stop lying an post moar tits.
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the next snap she apologizes for sending wrong
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Tell her your cock is hard and to spread and send another pic. Faggot.
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>>768143349
The truth bitch

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