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>>684410063
*this cringe
>>684410063
Kek
>>684410455
Im fucking losing it
This makes me feel really fucked up, but I would sleep with all these bitches
>>684410063
I would only fuck the one center right, but I'll bet that you're with the center right and the other three are her more attractive, but still D squad friends.
NZ Thread
get in here you lot.
First for boipuss is best puss
>>684411531
Howdy fam. Kingseat complex reporting in.
hey
>>684411681
You work there or what?
we wasted like a billion dollars on not changing our flag n1 government
Chubby thread 3
>>684413127
MOAR
>Walk in your hotel room
>See this
>Wat Do?
get on knees, suck dick
>>684412223
Leave Compton
>>684412223
Suck the cock too
>>684412324
faggot
ask nigger and hooker why they are in my room.
Create your ideal waifu, and rate other people's shit tier waifus.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgam e.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-c reator
Use the orange photo button to save when you're done.
You can also use the Snipping Tool under "All Programs" in the Start menu if the save button doesn't work.
posted this on last thread
my ultimate waifu
Others trying to find a solution.
BALL ONE
BALL TWO
I shit blindfolded
my family hates me
Not rich enough
Still want whutney's butt
>>684412500
1. shit with your eyes wide open
2. rape your mother and father
>>684412929
this will do
New celeb thread.
>>684412123
>>684411894
That is a very pretty picture of Emma, anon. Thanks for that.
Up next will be Bijou Phillips from the movie Bully
I've only got four
>>684412337
New Zealand Maori thread?
Why are IDs even gone?
your thread a shit.
>>684407481
Too busy fucking sheep
i approve of this thread.
bump
Te Na koto katoa
lets post some OC
Wife/gf Share cont
>>684412894
Looking for anon who posted her in the last thread
>>684412971
Some experience of street fight?
Any tips?
What do you think /b/ of kubotan?
1. yes
2. run
3. if you're proficient enough to meaningfully use a kubotan, you don't need one
>>684409107
Just have to google what it actually means.
>>684409107
Meh. No more effective then eye gouges and dick kicks
>>684409240
random crush the skull of my assailant with a kubotan is not enough?
be white
drawthread
I will now make people rape each other. They are all puppets to my amusement.
Alien boy
In a monkey world
They all think I am insane
But they expect me to follow without question
Monkeys want someone to tell what to do
The alien finds out for him/herself
The alien wanders among the monkeys
And when the alien speaks, he is misunderstood
He speaks in tongues far beyond monkey capabilities.
His alien thoughts are unfathomable.
It's like 2 + 2 = 111 to them.
It's a constant E = MC2 to the Monkeys
Every word
Every single word
The alien feels lonely
But how the aliens copes...
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good jobes
I should hit the sack, g'night thread, love you <3
>>684412770
Oh, to have that much expendable income...
>>684412455
I can see how that can get annoying but nothing to get super bitter about.
>>684412560
Tell your scanner to clean it's diaper.
>>684412657
I have yet to see such an act so I'll hold my judgment till then.
>>684412851
It's a normal core not a heart, sorry bub.
>>684413502
(You)
How is suicide a selfish act?
If you're asking because you feel like the act of suicide being selfish means it's morally wrong then you need to know it's not wrong, but it is about the most selfish thing you can do.
>>684411553
But how is suicide selfish? Is a person obligated to continue living for their family, for society, for who and why?
>>684411377
I think suicide is selfish ONLY if when have people depending on you and you're abandoning them by killing yourself
i.e. a mother that kills herself and leaves a child behind
>>684411782
you don't seem to grasp the concept of duty very well. either that or you're downright ignoring it, because it stands in the way of you having your way
>>684412017
A duty to who or to do what?
nice ass thread
jesus. I'll pass my boy a bump
>>684410056
Gotta love YouNow sluts.
>>684410056
dat jiggle, wow
>>684410056
Hey, /b/ritfag here with a question.
Why is American candy so fucking awful?
The local tesco has a small section devoted to American food, and every so often I'll treat myself to a sweet from there, but literally 100% of the time I've been disappointed and today was the last straw, I thought I saved the best till last after being bitterly disappointed with toosie roll, which is just a unflavoured, unsweetened bar of chewy awfulness, so I thought I'd get A butter finger which was totally forgettable, then I thought, well they can't fuck up a Twinkie surely, it's just cake and cream? Well they fucking out done themselves again, because the cake was dry and totally unsweetened and the cream, well the cream might aswell have not been there because it tastes of nothing, expect maybe a faint bit of cigarette ash.
So is it just British sweets are superior, or are the Americans as shit as making candy as they are at making beer?
Tldr : American candy is shit.
Stop eating shit you fat wannabe NHS abuser of the week.
Come to NZ, we have Whittakers.
reece's pieces are the fucking don of american candy, poundshop does 'em
Another Britbong here.
Hershey= Oily taste like nothing shit
Tootsie rolls= Mildly bitter and tasteless toffee
Twinkie = Disgusting sponge filled with horrible fake cream.
While a lot of stuff is shitty don't forget that America does have good food.
>>684411676
Do you fuckers Fap over those shitty Tim-Tams like your more sucksessful Australian brothers?
it's happening...
>>684413897
FAIL TRHEAD XDDDS
Nah
>>684413969
fucking newfag doesn't know how warp pipe works
>>684413963
Hey /b/. I have a question for you. Rationally, could god actually exist?
Scientifically, no. As an omnipotent figurehead no. His laws are as inconsistent and irrational as man can conceive.
>>684411423
WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR EYES FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR THOUGHTS FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>684411618
What if the universe is part of a recurring simulation.
>>684411618
smells like high school here
Honestly, fags like you who go hurrr science but then can't even into science or engineering make me sick
Boobs Game
Post gf/exgf/friends tits showing no face,
if someone replie you with dubs, you post tits showing face
Mine, tiny tits petite exgf
>>684411043
Check my dubs
>>684411043
Reroll
>>684411043
Im here for more titties
>>684411644
Roll for dubs
Hi /b
Last night when i was with friends drinking i got blackout drunk.
I did some stpd shit i dont remember.
How to live with it ? srs i feel ashamed and less of a man.
Pic not related
>>684408789
im confused. how are you ashamed of shit you dont remember doing?
Shit man i hate that feeling, worst feeling in the world is waking up knowing you did something stupid but can't remember what it was.
Were the people around you the type that get blackout drunk once in a while? If they are, they'll understand, and everything will be fine in a week or so.
Meanwhile get three Gatorades, chug one and a half of them, and sip on the others while you recover.
>>684409007
Its strange, it really is. Commonly found among alcoholics and meth users. It's like you know that you did something stupid but can't remember what it was.
4am beer hangover shits. Can't sleep because I sobered up
>>684408789
Sauce on the pic
Post gay stuff
Y tho
>>684410136
That's a nice cock.
>>684410136
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