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continuation and first part of a story from the older post
>being a normal Kyle
>one wife, two daughters, a house and a garden
“DUMMEH HOOMAN DIS AM SMAWTY WAND NAO”
>oh fuck not this again
“WEAVE NOW OW FWUFFY GIF BIGGEST OWWIES”
>i have the shovel in my hand, was working in garden
>my wife is in the beach with my two girls
>I really hate fluffies
>like really really hate them
>I don’t torture or kill them, but god how I hate them
>today I will have a little fun
“so, you and your though friends gonna give me biggest owwies”
>I walk to the hole in the fence
“shit I should have fixed this before”
I put the shovel in front of it
“toughie fwend is stwonwest fluffy, toughie fwend give dummeh hooman sowwy hoofies!”
>the blue pegasus start to walk toward the leader of the shitrats while puffs his cheeks”
>for a second I look at the whole herd, 4 stallions, 6 mares and only two foals, must have been a though winter
>suddenly there is shit all over the grass
>the “toughie fwend” is learning to fly
>and they say that pigs can’t fly
>with a little help of kick airlines they can
>there’s a good amount of shit in the air, but at least none of that hit me
>the blue pegasus land in the yard of my neighbor
“WHAT THE FUCK KYLE!”
“sorry pal, just having some fun here”
“ok, just keep the shitrats in your garden”
>nice guy
>meanwhile all the other pig hamsters try to run away but the whole in the fence is blocked now
>I’m a real idiot if I didn’t notice 10 fucking fluffies crossing my fence…
>>689116036
“Pwease nice mistah, fwuffies just wan nummies, leave smawty and hewd go”
>so now I’m “nice mistah”, one kick ago I was dummeh hoomin”, fucking hypocrite shitrats
“I can’t let you go, you declared war against me little shit, and war is what you and your little pathetic army gonna get”
>he don’t understand a shit of what I said, he’s there just crying with a little mountain of his own shit, god, fluffies are really pathethic
“I suppose I can let you go anyway… if…”
>For one moment the faces of all the little shit rats shine with hope
“herd!”
>I try to not yell, this little are too easy to scare
“I have to give you fowevew sweepies…”
>and they’re shitting themselves again
“because of your smarty!”
>and the torrent of shit stops again
“your smarty is bad fluffy, he wanna give me fowevew sweepies, and I think he’s gonna return with more fluffies to accomplish that”
“whaf is awwompwish?”
“… to give me forever sleepies”
>sometimes I forget how limited this little shits are
“NO, JUST LEAVE SMAWTY GO AND I NEVEW COME BACK!, I PWOMISE!”
>the little shitrat is criying, I love when they cry… and he’s shitting again… fuck
“but if you give this bad fluffie fowevew sweepies, then in the bottom of your hearth you’re good fluffies, and good fluffies can leave my wand unharmed!”
>other red shitrat stand between the smarty and the rest of the herd, the smarty is hiding his head between his hooves
“NO!, DON’T LISTEN TO DUMMEH HOOMIN, HES JUST BAD HOOMIN, HE WANNA HUWT FLUFFIES!”
>wow this little shitrat is the real smarty of the herd… but he’s spoiling my fun
“FOR FUCK’S SAKE KYLE!”
“sorry frank”
“well doesn’t matter this is getting good”
“…wan die…”
>you hear the characteristic crack from frank’s side of the fence, I make two fluffies fly in one day, a new record, my kicks are getting better
>>689116237
“so, what is gonna be, you all die in here or just kill the bad fluffy”
>suddenly a little stampede of pathethic little color weaners are “running” in the direction of the smarty
“GIVE SMAWTY FOWEVE SWEEPIES!”
“DUMMEH SMAWTY PUT BABIES IN DANGER!”
“FWEEDOM!!!!”
>I like the spirit of that one, and now that I think it, he’s the only stallion of the herd now
>from the smarty only remains a little red point in my garden that repeats “huuuuu, huuuu, wan die” time after time after time
>one mare shits on it
“dummeh smawty is not mowe speciaw fwend”
>the foals just chirp
>so this are his babbies
>this little pig hamsters are fun, why did I not start with this before?
>I take the only remaining male of the herd in my hands now
“you’re all good fluffies”
“yaaaay, fwuffy is good fwuffy”
>I put him even more up, like in the lion king movie
“upsies!”
“now I pronounce you, NEW SMAWTY FWEND OF THE HEWD!”
>all the mares cheers, the foals only chirps
“kyle what the fuck are you doing”
>it’s the voice of my wife
>I just turn my head
>she’s back from the beach, I’m just standing in the place without moving
“new mummah?”
“shut up smarty”
>>689115387
Pls stop this cancer
I won't do it, nerfherders.
ez
>>689143203
ezpz lemon squeezie
69 you say?
K
Shaved or not shaved game. Post pictures of girls and people say if they think they have a bush or are shaved etc. Bonus points for stating your reason
After a few guesses post proof.
>>689129862
Same girl on right
>>689129862
not shaved
>>689129862
not shaved
>>689129862
Massive bush
Hey America, how are those laxed gun laws working out for you....
I've been a straight man who used common sense all my life, never had a problem.
Isis?
>>689137498
the lord has sent the shooter to purge the homosexuals from our beautiful country
America.....
>go in gun store.
>Look at guns.
>See gun special, buy this particular gun get second gun for half price.
>Leave gun store with 2 guns.
10/10 girls thread
dude when i watch that webm i just fall in love and 10 seconds lateri just want to cry
Post pics of your sister/cousin/niece
Ill go first, this is my sister
>>689119792
MORE!
>>689119792
go on. first pic you fapped to and how long you been fapping to her? my sis on right.
>>689120018
Been fapping to her for the last 3 years lol what kind of fantasies do you have with her? Post more please shes hot
Rate thread
>>689125916
Underage/10
>>689125916
Faggot
>>689125916
you look like a jew
10/10 tits
>>689119895
I thought you wanted 10/10 tits?
What's better then that?
What's snapchat
real good tites
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I jerk off with guys online. Probably stems grin when i was in junior high and had a friend jerk me off pretty much every time we hung out
>>689133517
>Probably
>>689132804
i have sex with my grandpa
My little sister passed out drunk and naked with a bunch of her friends
Prime time to do the sex
Even dubs and I'll put it in with time stamped pics
I'll bite
Fuckn oath
>>689137999
M8 can't those cheeky trips be enough payment
>>689137999
Don't wait for dubs, just do it faggot
I need an order of 33's and 88's and make it fast, faggots. It's going to be a busy night.
Coming up, chef.
Aye sir
>>689138388
witnessed
>>689138388
You fucking asshole
17< thread gogogo
keep it ''legal''
>>689139912
This?
>>689139912
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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Scheme taking over the world
still here
and
>>689131942
i mean i dont want them
>>689132402
too late already bagged some for you
No one else does, and that's okay.
イブウギ
Lefties can't handle someone telling it how it is.
"But Trump will start wars and divide 'Murica!" as opposed to....?
Get over it, he's the next President and you'll all change your mind when he's in power because you libtards have no back bone whatsoever.
San jose
>>689113373
You protest something people feel strongly about, and they'll react accordingly.
Trump rallies aren't exclusive on that.
>>689113093
>But Trump will start wars and divide 'Murica!"
The left has a monopoly on division and identity politics. IMHO Trump should divide America into those that want to be here and contribute, and those who want to complain and feel entitled to something.
>>689114061
Interesting perspective...
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>689133216
Heres an Baldwin RF-18 Sharknose
Just for you
Before I go
ITT Photos that fuck your brain
>>689110981
>how do you not see his ass
>how do you not into human proportions to see what's going on immediately
>>689110981
I can't tell what is going on and it's making me angry.
Last one 404'd
Continue best nude game for everyone?
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2. Posters then make requests and if the last number in the post # matches, OP must then deliver requested pic.
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>>689133739
Titsnface
anon still here?
>>689134174
do you mean the guy that posted that pic? or me who tried to roll 3 for my life for pussy pic :P
>>689133739
I roll a zero and ask for a vid if there is one.
Then boobs...
OFFICIAL MIDNIGHT TRAP/TRANS/CD/MENTAL ILLNESS THREAD 2
Any of you sissy sluts wanna suck some NY dick?
kik me @ pizzatarian
Unpopular opinion.
Only your most unpopular opinion. Let's hear em'
Mine. Adam Sandler is a GREAT actor.
>>689120385
world of warcraft has had a great influence causing inbreeding across europe
>>689120385
What is this Imgur? Fuck outta here faggot.
>>689120385
Your mom was a good fuck
Pooty Tang is one of the greatest films ever made
YLYL CONT
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