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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Post how you have fucked up today:
>be me, trying to learn how to ride a motorcycle
>can practice at my neighbor's sawmill on dads old Honda
>nothing special, just driving rounds, slalom, etc.
>going to fast because I'm a stupid 19 year old
>log is coming closer
>slam the brakes, feel rear wheel slipping on the grass
>didn't hurt myself,
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>>767838313
Nothing of value was lost. Throw it in dumpster.
>>767838313
looks like riding a motorcycle isn't going to continue any more , put that old shit down get a car like a normal guy i guess
>>767838521
>>767838643
You see, that's not up to me. I destroyed someone elses property, so i have to replace it
>>767838521
It's a beautiful vintage Honda you Glow in the dark faggot
>>767838313
i hit a car doing 65 mph, did a sumersalt flip over the hood, fracured my pelvis, and now i have a metal plate holding my pelvis together, almost torn my leg off at the knee, spent two weeks in the hospital in intensive care, and when i finally get back home i spent the next 6 months in a wheel chair before i would walk, and now i walk but sort of gimpy with a limp,
those fucking bikes are suicide machines, do yourself a favor and stay away from them
roll trips and write how I should anhero, will link stream
shotgun in ass
>>767838627
Bait
>>767838627
wear only a diaper and exit bag
>>767838627
Choke on dick
>>767838627
self - drowning in toilet
Hentai thread.
No loli, traps, or any other fetishes that would be considered disgusting.
>>767838609
>>767840370
fuck you
Name my band.
>>767840453
4Ever Alone
>>767840453
>Name my band.
>>767840453
The tryhard edgelords
>>767840453
Occupy Virginity
>>767840453
The Neo-Cosby Kids
Is the white race killed? Pic related
>>767834831
What do you get from posting this all the time, do you think it makes people mad or something?
>>767834969
Racist Whites post it to make incels go "aww fuck you niggers colonized 14/88, motherfucker"
>>767834831
whiteboi!
>>767834831
white race is ded
long live amerimutt!
>>767834831
whites are fucking pussies so go figure
You may not like it, but this is what women want, wyt boi. How about you be a good slave and service your KANG?
>>767833110
Yes master
>>767833110
White men are so gay. Ugh.
Bro shut the fuck up this is so annoying and sad
>>767833110
You are obsessed with black men, you white faggot.
Upstate thread. 607 or 315 for bonus points
Bump
716
Fuck Cuomo
Nothing?
Broome, but that's not really upstate that's southern tier. I have family that have a farm up in hillsdale though, that's 518.
Pics or that turn you on most thread
This girl. Huge tits, chubby, so fine. I want to get her pregnant!
>>767833350
I love girls who fuck animals. Wish I could find a real one.
Have you hugged your sister today Anon?
If not go and give her a hug and tell her how much you love her and post the results here.
(Mothers can be hugged to)
I wonder what OP was thinking when making this thread.....
>>767838797
I was thinking about Anon's hugging their sisters, what else?
>>767837593
I avoid phisical contact with everyone and I talk as less as possible to my family
>>767839037
Why?
>>767839056
I'm introvert
Also I'm a failure and a disappointment
It is the responsibility of all parents to safely teach their children how to shoot a firearm. Failure to teach your children how to defend themselves is neglect.
Four Rules of Gun Safety:
1. Treat all guns as if they are always loaded.
2. Never let the muzzle cover anything that you are not willing to destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target and you have made the decision to shoot.
4. Be sure of your target and what is behind it.
AND — Secure your firearms so that unauthorized persons may not access them.
Four
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Yes to all of this
>>767837893
Should irresponsible gun owners who do not follow these rules still be allowed to have guns?
Does anyone make sure, that only responsible people who are able to follow such rules have access to guns?
Is there any test or license making sure you are responsible required prior being able to buy and use guns?
>>767838971
Is there a test or a license requirement to exorcise your 1st amendment rights?
>>767839345
can you use free speech to kill someone?
what am I supposed to do? With a body like this I can’t fight it, I feel like I’m meant to dress up and be a sissy
>>767837040
Post more
Need frond shot
>>767837040
>what am I supposed to do? With a body like this I can’t fight it, I feel like I’m meant to dress up and be a sissy
Damn you have a Kik or discord?
>>767837040
Full on ass pics please
How do I get a girlfriend /b/?
get a job
work out
stop looking at anime
>>767838218
Well kid that right there is the definition of what not to do
give up
that is your only chance
start by not looking at neckbeard shit like that.
>>767838426
What do den?
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD
post tributes you've saved/ done and pics you want tirbuted
here's one I've saved
and if anyone wants to contribute to the collage
I'm gonna go to the store to buy some groceries, /b/.
Dubs decides what I buy. Trips decides what I spend my entire $120 dollar budget on.
Buy an entire box of instant ramen
>>767840272
Hooker
>>767840272
Vaseline
>>767840272
Nothing but soy products
>>767840272
Just so you dont cry from having to try new food you can get some nuggies, hot pockets, doritos, and every flavor of mountain dew
New celeb thread
wew so many amazing lipses in these threads lately
>>767840360
God I love Selena’s mouth
>>767840355
Very sexy
Chad here, girl I was using for sex is trying to end it because she found an orbiter
Trips decides
>>767839460
Are you the one they call stump grinder.
>>767839460
You ruin women for the rest of guys. Training them not to trust.
Jerk off you faggot.
>>767840391
Lose weight first, scrap the fedora look, and you’ll start on your way to pussy my incel friend
>>767839460
Stop being an asshole and treat people (yes, that includes women) with respect. If you keep being a shitty person, you’ll have a shitty life.
>>767840391
spotted the incel
back to your r9k shithole faggot
fb/ig thread
a fap slut i have in rotation on the right
i heard if a million men cum to your ex, you'll get a wish
Pick a slut
>>767840014
middle
>>767840029
Perfect women thread.
This might be the pinnacle
Anybody ever skull fuck a tranny?
Simply side boobs/underboob
is excessive cleavage ok?
>>767832778
Normally I'd say it's never wrong, except in a sideboob/underboob thread
>>767832778
God you're a dumbass.
>>767832912
>>767833101
just tryna 'boot on a thread that was clearly not taking off
bump
First three words that come to mind
kek'o'kek
i am repulsed
what the fuck
Head ass nigga
>>767834546
Weird but I'd like to fuck with that pussy
