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name my band
>>675141997
iran iran
>>675141997
rochdale, bradford and leeds
Panic! At the airport.
>>675142114
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it'll be alawite on the night
ITT : Tard Stories
Please contribute
>be me
>12
>at school library to get book
>looking at one shelf
>in my school there is only one bookshelf that is actually decent
>looking around for a good story
>kid comes by
>blonde hair, i can tell by his face he has downies
>find a book on video
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Prettu funny so far
Continue OP.
>>675133665
They had minecraft books when you were 12?
>>675134649
it was phrase. i don't remember what it was but it was something video games, i was using it as an example
>>675134240
at your request
this takes place about 1 week after i get back
>be me
>walking down hall with friends
>we're skipping class because alpha as fuck
>jefferey is striding down the hallway
>like sliding his feet so he's almost doing a split
>walks past us
>lets out a post taco bell...
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>>675135726
moarr
I wanna see some boipussy. And some cocks dribbling cum. Gimme gimme.
>>675135470
>>675137080
>>675137142
bump?
Fuck off you disgusting faggots
What's this guy's name again?
Angry Andy?
>>675139598
Pissed-off Pete.
>>675139598
Disgruntled Dan
Frustrated Frank
>>675139598
Ticked-Off Ted
Furious Fernando
roll for a gud fap
Rollercoaster
Rollerino
Roll roll roll my boat
asd
Rolling for a great time
roll for your girl then fap to her, top row 1-3, middle4-6, bottom 7-9, 0 gets none. Also let me know who you'd like to see more of
>>675135823
Rollin
Rawl
What's /b/ drinking this afternoon?
>>675136683
Not skunky nigger beer
>Strongbow
Its 8pm you cuck
>>675137368
Is that so achmed. ..
I've got a few beers in the fridge. I might have a few this afternoon and play vidja. But I got cray hammered yesterday. Meh.
Is anyone else sick of fucking tipping? These guttertrash, coattail riding fucks who think they're entitled to extra money for just doing their job? I don't get handed $5 randomly by people (I don't have a job yet but still).
So this happened
>Be last night
>I'm 19
>Gaming with the bros, hardcore League session
>Get hungry
>Ask mom if I can order a pizza
>She
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>>675133177
>sounds tired, or high. Probably high.
Is this greenville Pizza Hut? You probably talked to me.
This is clearly bait so I'm not gonna start shit, but
>Does anyone else have pizza or tip stories
I'm a delivery driver so I've got a lot
>>675133177
Nigga you order $60 worth pizza and you have no job and your mom just told your fat ass not to go overboard, you selfish fuck head.
If you don't wanna tip then thats cool. But don't be a dick to you mother.
>doesn't order online
>Be me, 16 years old 4 years ago
>Working at Papa Murphy's
>Woman walks I'm asking for a family size pizza
>Kid out of nowhere throws a tantrum. Lil bastard wants a pizza making kit
>Lady asks if we have anymore
>Wtf.png They are literally right next to her
>Decide to fuck with her a bit
>Tell her they aren't...
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New Pics you shouldnt share
Anybody got more of this set? I think I might know this girl, the moles are lining up quite nicely.
I'll give out the FB if I can get a few more pics to verify.
Some of my OC to keep this going
Post girls you know and other anons say what they'd do to them
Reply for reply, cock/cum tributes welcome
>>675136047
Force left to destroy rights asshole with a horse cock strapon while I watch
I want to put that blonde bitch's feet next to her ears and stare her in the eye while I destroy her ass
>>675136047
Love left's tummy.
Would happily rip off her tights and fuck her senseless before cumming all over it.
>>675136706
Facefuck with my thick cock until she spluttered out, asking for mercy. And then continue anyway.
>>675136498
Damn, she has a serious case of man-face. I'd have to grab her by a ponytail and force her down on my cock so that I couldn't see it any more.
what is the most fucked up thing you did to a girl sexually?
Held her hand.
kissed her in the lips, regret to this day
>>675136490
Accidently touched vagoo with hand
Gave her a hug
Milked this chick like a cow. ugh...
Faces of /b/, let's go, show me better
>>675134266
Tell your boyfriend to be more calm
>>675134623
I'm sure you harm yourself as well faggot. Where's your picture?
>>675134266
All show no go..do it right faggot
this is me
>>675134266
You would think he was a nigger from how many times he was whipped.
>but no, he was just a little bitch
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Claimed
Ayy
my snake hasn't moved at all today
>claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed here too
>Best German Cv Claimed
Vinyl claimed
Will go offline now though
Nite anons
Prove youre white
I know when my ass is clean.
>>675137471
So do niggers. It's called white toilet paper. Stop using your hands.
No criminal record
>>675137632
> White
Ayo FAM chec- I mean Good afternoon, good man! Fine morning isn't it?
10th pic in your folder is your reaction to walking in on your sister masturbating
>>675139655
kinda works
>>675139655
mmmkay
Here's a pic of my sister.
And another
>>675134264
Isnt she cute?
>>675134513
I agree
Is /b/ up for a story?
yes
>>675138431
Sure, it all started with this robin kid with a gian boner.
>>675138279
but first, tell us where the pic is from
Fb fap thread
Post your sluts
>>675137231
MOARR man, DAMN!
more?
>>675139017
MOAR
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>>675135067
Bush
>>675135067
Bush.
>>675135067
Bush..
Nazi Thread
>>675134205
Heil Hitler from England.
>>675134205
Well? We're fucking waiting OP
>>675134205
Im not really racist. I mean black people bug me as much as the next guy but I dont want them dead or to have less rights or anything. That being said, why do I find these Nazi girls so fucking hot?
