>>690000000
>>689999999
in this thread
It won't happen here
>>689954226
Is that a challenge, m8? Watch, we'll get it. Dubs confirms.
We have an interference in our system that read 6900000
Whats in the box?
has anyone on /b/ ever fucked a celeb or seen one naked in real life? what happened?
who's got a story?
>>689951477
They have no parts, they're like barbie dolls.
yeah... "they" are no different to any other person... fart and swear
>>689951477
A grill who is richer than most celebs (9 figure worth family 'business')
But no celebs
Not one of these threads? You're getting old in your old age, /b/
Rr
>me
>right-wing
>conservative
what are you /b/?
>>689953384
>anarchism
>left wing
haha... what?
>>689953384
human
>>689953384
I'm a left wing conservative. I'm politically left, socially right. For instance, guns should be highly regulated, but I'll still keep mine to go hunting. Welfare services should be eliminated, except for the truly disabled. Etc, etc.
>>689953636
Or maybe you got that backwards
/b/
Is he going to win?
>>689955601
Of course not.
>>689955601
Of course he will.
>pic related
>it's hillary
>>689955601
Probably. He has surprised so far yes?
got a random steam key from g2a and first person to get trips gets it
>>689960951
roll
No need
Gimmeeeeeeeeeee
dicks
My girlfriend told me that she wants to have a threesome.
I immediately said yes, trying my best to contain my excitement and not to loose my cool. I've always wanted to have two girls. However, after we discussed it further it quickly became apparent that she was talking having sex with me and some guy she knows for her office. I immediately said no. No fucking way.
She got mad and said "oh, so when you thought it was two girls you were ok with it but when you find out it's two guys suddenly you have a problem? You expect me to watch you have sex with another girl but you aren't willing to watch me have sex with another guy? Kiss my ass you hypocrite!" Then she slammed the bathroom door and locked herself in it.
Eventually, we compromised. We both get to have the threesome we want. Her threesome is going to happen tomorrow night and I'm really fucking nervous about it, but I'm willing to go through with it if that's what it takes to have sex with two girls at the same time. What ever it takes.
So, do you guys have any advice on how to survive tomorrow night? I have no idea who this guy is from her office aside from the fact that he's a lawyer. The three of us are supposed to meet at a bar and have drinks to help us relax before we go home and fuck.
I'm really nervous.
bruh
she just wants to fuck the guy from her office. shed do it with or without you
>>689940243
At least she gives him to the opportunity to be involved. Some bitches would just cheat.
>>689940243
No she wouldn't. She's not that type of girl.
>>689940097
>copypasta posted by cancer
>>689940243
>>689940446
>cancer who should've lurked moar
Mother son thread
This shit is fucking weird. Why is it popping up so much recently?
>>689922457
>pretending you don't want to fuck your mom
GTFO
>>689922858
freud pls go
>the idea of a boy fucking a non-related woman makes me diamonds, thought of boy fucking his mother makes me want to never fap again
>>689923632
just pretend its not his mom
god damn 4chan is full of retards
loli thread, because there isnt one.
Pictures you promised not to share
OC and others OC Post those hot girls!
Ex and Current gf's
>>689956464
ugly slut
Anyone have more of this innocent looking girl? A few were looking for her in last thread
Trap thread
>>689935610
this ps job is so bad that it physically hurts
Doge is stuck in hedge. Only quads can rescue her.
Trying to rescue doge
>>689951095
oh no, doge!!!
Much stuck
Rollin for doge
Caught this fucker in my garage, silver dollar for size. How should I kill it?
nah, name it harold the great and set it free to kill vermin.
Feed it steroids so it can take out a mouse later.
>>689946807
space program
>>689946807
no date, is bait
If real kill it with fire NOW
>>689946807
Kill with fire you stupid nigger
havent seen creepshot bread in a while
Shit is getting old
>>689937126
Thank god for short shorts.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
best suit girl claimed
>>689953444
I couldn't prevent my mother from becoming an alcoholic, no matter how hard I tried.
>>689953245
I'm here for you anon <3
>>689953212
What did you take
>>689952967
>Ryūjin no ken wo kurae
o god please no
>>689952991
yes
>heroes never die!
>>689953350
that should be a reaper skin haha
>>689953305
gaaaAAAAAAH nope nope nope
Hey guys it's me from last night, I'm cooking a chicken tonight.
Will take more pictures while it still light
>wooden stove
get it
timestamp a Square with sticks
quick questions
>How much cash do you have saved up?
>Do you own a laptop or is the internet plan you're on for mobile only?
>>689936654
I wasn't here last night, what's going on here?
Living innawoods to save on rent?
Always wanted to try that, always put it down as retarded since if I wanted I could move back in with my parents.
>>689936654
HEY OP COOK THIS
You are all useless faggots.
Prove me wrong.
pro tip - you can't
one of my friends told me i'm the only thing keeping them alive, so thats useful for something
guro?
Friends you'd fuck. Jenny
>>689944082
More???
Friends for years.
Her and her husband split.
Dig her out for 6 months.
Her and husband get back together.
Me = sad
My Jenny
Users on mobile with a texting app that shows predictions. Start with "hello" and repeatedly click on the predicted word until a beautiful poem emerges. Let's hear your epic rants.
I'll start. Hello world from the bridge and I will get shit done with the drinking water and the boys are you going to be a cold summer of my favorite things that are not going anywhere in your life and the most fucked up thing I have to go with the flow and see how it is I'm not a big deal I could go to the clinique today and tomorrow I wanna be on top of the night before the end of the night before the end of the night because of this week in a couple mins the way I see that I can get the most fucked the next better call me when you are a lot to do something tomorrow night and I'm prob a quarter bar in my life to the clinique today is a very long as the biological and then you've got the email and any attachments is not the same time like I do now I have a right now I'm going all the way downtown San Diego.
Hey guys than a a fucking don't care have to Vern and then the you game can on the computer computer is is a a a a fucking degenerate degenerate I'm degenerate I'm going going to to be a a piece on of the the computer is now saying that the computer is now now saying saying that the government wouldn't realise hide that is is it legal action to to make make an an image sunset transparent to in your the kindle virus that that causes the computer game see you a distance good hurry plan
They are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are.
Think mines broken
Hey guys I have a great day and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and
God tier metal albums
