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Lets see them /b/, lets see what you got ... well get if you know what i mean huhu.
Get in here fags
DUUUUUUUUUUUUBSSSS!
Dubbzzzzz
Don't mind my 40-something
rollin!
Rooooooool
Hey /b/ros, I need your help. Recently I've been trying to lose weight but I just couldn't do it. Exercising is too hard and staying away from my favorite unhealthy foods is near impossible!
Can you guys help me find ways to do what I cannot?
Bump number two!
>>675615045
Losing weight is simple OP.
Burn more calories than you put into your body and you will lose weight.
Put more calories into your body than you burn and you gain weight.
Since you said you are to lazy to exercise
And to much of a fat fuck to eeat healthy you are never going to lose weight.
Simple.
Bump number three! Please help a /b/ro out! This fat is really making me look rough!
>>675615045
Try the steak and egg diet! If you stick to it, it will work...
REMEMBER You only get out what you put in!!
So I just had a Close Encounter of the Nigger Kind
so here's what happened
>I was asleep in my downstairs bedroom
>my mother and father were upstairs asleep
>they broke into our home
>with a garden hoe
>through the smallest window
>that was higher off the ground than the identical one 10 feet to the right
>that had a blackout curtain over it because the TV was by it
>and behind it was a table
>and a couch
>and an end table
>so the four of them stumbled in
>and brought the garden hoe with them by the way
>my father thought it was me breaking plates
>so he went downstairs to check it out
>he came across them, they yelled for him to get down
>my mother called 9/11
>I thought it was a police raid because
>"fucking hell I knew that fucker I gave my phone number to incase I died would've done this"
>swat prank you know
>so I opened my door after they started trying to kick it down
>they yelled for me to get down
>so I laid back on my bed face down
>ain't worth dying for this shit
>only have a .22 for plinking too
>they took my cellphone off the windowsill
>while I heard others start rummaging upstairs
>downstairs ones kept yelling hurry up nigga
>got poked in the head with a pistol a few times
>my father had a shotgun pointed at him
>so after around 2 minutes of crashing they found my mother with the phone
>they knew cops had been called, and they got the fuck out of dodge
>leaving through the front
>when they came through the back
here's what they took:
>my backup cellphone, a 2010 model iPhone 4 with the front and back lightly cracked
>a laundry basket of my dirty underwear
no fucking joke, that's it, that's their entire haul
here's what they walked past, that was in the open:
>a top model Macbook Air
>a 2011 Thinkpad
>two 1920x1080 IPS monitors
>checkbooks
>more and newer cellphones
>an expensive coin collection
we found the garden hoe upstairs
the police took it for prints
tfw u will never get culturally enriched
haha
dude
RACISM
lmao
>>675616637
I have been blessed by the gods of cultural enrichment tonight
I learned how violent and idiotic they are first hand
>>675616458
Literally good boys who dindu nuffin. They even took your laundry out for you.
denko thread
Got dumped so dump time
Dubs gets nudes trips get face
What are you doing here?
What's this about?
Ask a psychologist anything.
Also have some left overs.
Whats with the awful looking barstool? Bet that thing destroys your ass
Are you a real.psychologist?
>>675614856
It's very comfy, actually. I have a lot of back problems, and it helps me sit actively.
>>675614860
Did you read the header?
>>675614919
You don't ask questions here! We do!
>>675615061
Empirical evidence suggests otherwise.
Warhammer 40K artwork thread
Bump
I have a comic book store near my house that has a ton of this shit. Is warhammer 40k fun? Do you have to buy a lot of stuff to have a good time?
All hail the Omnissiah
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>>675612903
Obvious post is obvious.
>>675612903
He lost
>>675612903
He didn't kill enough jews
>no feet thread?
Feet thread
>>675608592
bump
>>675608592
stoned chick on CB
/katielynnkush/
she does feet stuff too
Is Ltcorbis worth subbing? I watched the buzzfeed video she did and thought "wow she's kinda smart for a 9 year old." Is she just a generic leafy clone or not?
>>675613182
>9 year old
Well that just goes without saying
>>675613278
Plz no lolis. I don't need this right now. Plus she has a forehead bigger than fucking Russia so no.
>>675613428
>dont need this right now
You're thinking about giving a 9 year old attention, yeah you do.
>>675613182
>Ltcorbis
Just looked her up and already want to sploot in her eat-hole.
Thx, OP!
>>675613488
That's like saying giving your child attention for an achievement they did means you want to fuck them.
My Friday:
> live in New South Wales (AU)
> on way to travel agent to pick up tickets to go to Colorado (holiday of getting high)
> get random drugged tested on the way there
> its ok cause haven't smoked in days
> tests positive because cops now test for presence (lasts 7-14 days), not intoxication
> gets criminal record
> denied travel overseas
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>>675609948
I'm glad
Rekt thread cunt
> get random drugged tested on the way there
holy fuck is this real
NSW must fucking blow
>>675609948
I think some guy (maybe in QLD) actually got the charges and criminal record dropped because they only test if its in your system and not if you're actually high. Can't confirm though.
With the random drug test was it at a police checkpoint or was it a singular car that pulled you over?
>>675609948
Are you recovering from a disease, illness, or operation that left you in a considerable amount of pain that cannabis is needed to treat? No? Then there's no reason you should be smoking it. Grow up, get your head on straight, and stop using drugs to artificially fuel your happiness/contentment in life. That's all you're paying for - dopamine.
Puzzle thread? Puzzle thread!
>>675613757
Evil
>>675613797
16
>>675613820
5-7=-2
>>675613820
9-7=2 move the match from monks to 5 to make 9
>>675614272
>>675614272
its supposed to be 5+1=6
Post your fave loli or pic
>>675612127
Hi there
>>675612127
You can at least start a decent lolithread besides picking one from the last thread.
>>675612307
True but gotta put something to catch peoples attention ;)
>>675612689
such as 'loli thread' and then actually posting more than once in 9 minutes?
What would you do??
Emma is best waifu.
Waifu thread.
>>675612465
you are now aware that emma stone has had cock in every hole and likes being tied up and demeaned.
it will never be you she does these things with you.
how does it feel?
> claimed
>>675612465
wrong emma..
>>675612712
very :(
>>675612884
He's pretty attractive
If she gets you hard, reply to the webm that did it and say "This old spic made me hard." If she makes you cum, reply to the webm and say "This old spic made me cum."
Have fun.
Mother and son thread
Did I go overboard in this situation?
>have gf for just over 2 years
>lives with me
>be last week
>see messages of her flirting with some guy on fb
>insecurity lvl 9001
>confront her
>see instant guilt & regret in her
>be mad, not tolerating this
>never let her back inside once I found
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Why would she be so guilty over just flirting? How dare that whore live on your dime and desire another man
Mate you did what you had to do
That would have been acceptable if she legitimately cheated on you, so yeah you went overboard. Ring her and pay for her destroyed stuff dumbass.
Don't question your actions; fuck her.
Trust me on this one mango: bitches who flirt behind your back are not worth your time. Now get to the gym, eat healthy, get alpha and slam some nasty cunts
Is flirting even cheating?
You faggots will argue over anything
>>675612184
do they have dogs?
>>675612184
DO all the old men have dogs
>>675612184
This is like to see.
>>675612590
Do some of them have dogs?
Hunger games!
First 48 get in.
>>675613671
Nigger Mii
Rookie
Chad Mcfaggot
Flava-Flavatown
Zombie qt3.14
are you willing to take the risk?
69 get
Gimme
>>675613041
Nuke um...
>>675613041
Bang
Screw it
Hey /b/ how would you fuck her?
>>675607147
right in the pussy
Right in the cooking pot
right in her fuckin cooter
>>675607147
>I can't
In the eye
