Virgin thread
1.your age
2.why do you think you still are one
>>706596844
36
Chinese women are too tight
18
Girls dont have interest un a too normal boy
>20
>Skinnyfat, loser friends, earn minimum wage, say stupid things around girls, girls often look taller than me with heels (I'm not ultra short either though)
27
I'm an asshole autist
Ok, story time niggers, If you know me IRL you'll recognize this story
I suck at typing so prepare for a lot of typos, gonna greentext cause this is a long story, and you''ll probably feel bad (not as bad as some people but interesting to say the least)
>Be Me, 15 Sophmore year HS
>Parents divorce, whatever doesn't affect me that much
>Stay with mom and older sister
>Mom starts going out at night a lot, get used to being alone
>Survive off of Dominoes, and microwavable shit
>Mom dates people but only ever lasts a few days, nothing serious
>one guy stays, lets call this douchebag Steve
>Steve seems alright
>First time meeting him, helping him move
>seems nice but it's obvious he's stressed something complicated with his adopted son, I'll get into that later
>takes all day, but thanks me for helping him, i think he's fine and makes my mom happy
>BoyWasIWrong.jpeg
>Getting annoyed Mom is only home at night 3 or 4 nights a week
>Hear we might move into his house
>whatever he still seems fine, and i get to see my mom more
>Moving and keeping our pets (At the time I had 4 cats and a small dog) he has a Black Lab that has trouble meeting new animals/people
>Dog has apparently killed a deer before
>Our pets stay downstairs where my sister lives (its equipped to be a full other apartment but the kitchen is barely functional
>Weeks Pass
>same as i was before we moved in
>now I'm in constant trouble for being lazy when i legitimately forget to do chores
>Steve yells a lot
>Steve has Lyme Disease and makes a big deal out of it, he's 50 and retired because he was "bedridden" some days, but now can do all kinds of work around the house
>Now It Gets Interesting
Cont?
I'm a newfag so idk how the comment limit works and don't want to lose what i've typed so I'll Continue with what i had already typed and wait to see if anyone is interested
>Steve says My dog has to go (he had issues with house training and being loud but he was my dog, made my parents promise we would NEVER get rid of him when we got him or i would not bother getting attached to him, they agreed so i became attached and here's Steve sayingwe need to get rid of him
>mom agrees "His house, his rules, you're lucky we can still keep the cats"
>Where most kids would cuss them out and be shitty to everyone just be generally depressed
>when are we getting rid of the dog I constantly think
>two days after my 17th birthday that's when
>not only that but Steve had taken Adderall the last few nights hadn't slept in days and was delusional
>thought my sister and I would let our father into his house so he locked us downstairs while he took our dog to a shelter, so for me out of my room and where food/drink is(like i said full apartment and there was a PS3 so it's not that bad)
>told if i leave no one will get me (no car/license yet)
>sister goes out with friend
>watch Netflix try not to think about my dog that i will never see again
Cont?
Continue faggot
>>706597954
typing RN so might take awhile bare with me
Go. More.
Battlestations, go.
borderline poorfag here
>4:3 monitor
>at least the speakers sound great
>>706596552
Speakers look good bud
>>706596909
cheers fam
2.1 Luxeon
+ Acme 2.1
They are kinda a standard model that was very popular here around 2007-8
gonna bump with 80s chicks until people start reporting in
FB fap 3.0
Alright /b/, hunger games thread time. Please make it dank this time! First 24 to post will get their asses in on this shit.
Confused Anime Girl
>>706601145
Ted Cruz
team dickass
Moon Man
New Celeb Thread
>>706604714
eat a fat dick u cuck
Shit that pisses you off thread
>kids named aiden
>people who use "...90s kids..."
>yeezys
>people with navy tattoos that aren't in the navy
>pretentious bearded men
>>706580177
My name is Aidan, does that still piss you off, or is it specifically the e that does it?
>>706580177
>people who use word cringe without knowing the meaning of it
>>706581000
To grind your teeth, or wince?
>>706580177
>i have a beard (trimmed)
>i have friends with anchors tatoos
>not even hipster
h8 me pls OP
Tinder stories thread, faggots
Post stories of wins, and of losses
Bonus points for pictures
>>706587114
bump
what are some good ways to break the ice? I'm fresh off a 3 year relationship, not necessarily looking for a hook up but in the time i dated this girl it's like i forgot to talk how to them.
No need for ice breaker
i met my gf on tinder then 6 months later we started using tinder again to find girls for threesomes. its super easy once you get your technique down. we had a new girl over every weekend for the last 6 months and i was super novice before I met her now I group sex is a regular hobbie that we enjoy together haha not really poly and we only fuck other girls. also im 28 and shes 21 in college so it makes it a lot easier to find girls. just gotta be straight up. i usually only have to send 3-4 messages before I have a number and set a date to meet. also we have always fucked on the first time meeting all these girls lol. girsl that say there arent there for hookups are liars lol and the less you talk the better. just match and make plans and follow through. no one wants to meet up asap and no one follows through.
Roll
>>706598199
roll
Rallies
lorr
Deutschfaden die Nacht
fragen:
wie selbstbewusst seid ihr auf einer skala von 1 bis 10?
warum macht ihr nichts aus eurem leben?
welches bundesland ist das beste?
wie lange wart ihr heute vor dem pc?
>>706598546
>warum macht ihr nichts aus eurem leben?
>wie lange wart ihr heute vor dem pc?
lass gut sein mama
>>706598546
>wie selbstbewusst seid ihr auf einer skala von 1 bis 10?
situationsbedingt, von 5 bis 8
>warum macht ihr nichts aus eurem leben?
ich lebe, das muß reichen
>welches bundesland ist das beste?
sh
>wie lange wart ihr heute vor dem pc?
nonstop, wo sonst, hab gerade keine vagina parat...
wie selbstbewusst seid ihr auf einer skala von 1 bis 10?
> 10 yo sheesh what else
warum macht ihr nichts aus eurem leben?
welches bundesland ist das beste?
> Berlin yo wo der boi am been is
wie lange wart ihr heute vor dem pc?
> musste noch drugs dealen deswegen only 4 hours today
>>706599075
>warum macht ihr nichts aus eurem leben?
haha der boi is das beste leben already am haven
>missed that uesttions yo hahah
Post FB friends and anons will tell you what they would do to her.
I have info pertaining to the 2016 election. I am too scared to post it, What should I do?
>>706581822
KYS and blame it on Hillary
>>706582753
If only it was that easy man
>>706581822
Post it
>>706583465
where to man? I am shitting my pants right now, I have gone too deep.
MILFS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draw thread
there is nothing after death
sin while you can.
Borrowing BagMan's OC
bump
>From last thread
Will draw the damn things, but they'll take a long time.
Also feel free to critique, constructive or destructive is your choice.
s/fur
>>706600000
Nice quints.
How are you doing?
Illuminati exposing thread still continued
9999 4 me.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>706586686
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APtO_X56l0M
>>706598529
Well, fuck
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Claiming Hifumi. (*ﾉ∀`*)
>>706595620
ass
>>706595620
tits
>>706595620
ff with face
>>706595620
spread
>>706595620
Facial
Anyone on /b/ still play Pokemon GO?
Just found a way to get free Pokecoins:
http://www.hoteloriet.com/ezpokecoins
hope it helps /b/!
>>706602888
it worked on the 3rd try for me
>>706602888
I truly witnessed the strength of street knowledge.
>>706602888
Bannable?
>>706602888
DUDE DONT FUCKING POST THIS YOU CAN GET BANNED
![tinder[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1475/617/1475617395342.jpg "tinder[1]")
