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oldfags: is revenge ever worth it?
>>767583584
Almost always. If you aren't actively maintaining "a list" then you are fucking up.
>>767583584
Story tho?
>>767583584
Revenge has to be done right. Give a good 6 months of cooling off so the person thinks everything blew over. You want the pain to strike deep and unexpected.
Would you marry a black girl?
no. dated a black girl once, she was all sorts of trouble.
>>767587852
Don't be absurd.
If I fell in love with a black women, sure.
>>767587852
Would've been easier when asking for Father's blessing.
My credit score couldn't take the hit. Fucking Bill Gates' credit score couldn't take the hit.
>>767587852
NO!
Should I buy this? What are your thoughts on this /b/?
>>767584406
Those things roll. You should get a SERIOUS roll bar if you buy it, not a light bar.
if dubs ist sheit
>>767584406
Buy whatever the fuck you want
Will he get more sex?
>>767584406
It's a Chrysler product. They're universally shit. Nothing good has rolled off their production lines since like 1997. They're poorly engineered, difficult, and expensive to maintain. And the wrangler sport is a full time 4x4 vehicle. Which means when you need to buy tires, you're stuck buying 4. Because unless the tires are less than 3/32 of an inch difference in tread depth, you will most likely blow your transfer case, which will cost you somewhere around 3grand to replace.
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Why did you retards not vote for her?
Lying sack of fucking crooked shit. THAT'S WHY!
But I did anon. I regret not being able to vote for Bernie because of this state's stupid primary rules.
>>767583696
I did.....she wasn't Bernie but she was the next best thing:-(
>>767583696
She's pure evil. Seriously. Stalin-level evil.
>>767583696
Nobel. Peace. Prize.
Suck it up democuck
>wake up
>see this
wat do?
go back to sleep
Tell my niece and her friends to go back to playing with their barbies.
Ooooooohhh yes I fucking wish
Unzips dick
Tell them to fuck off and let me sleep
I wonder if my mom ever fucked a black guy?
Hey she would look good covered in cum :)
Just ask her.
Are you a halfbreed?
>>767588930
Looks pretty hefty
Post girls you know and anons will say what kind of porn she should do PT. 2
>replies for replies
>>767589211
bbc gangbang
Gangbang, always bangbang for any women posted here.
>>767589464
MMF threesome, mostly blowjobs
>>767589569
Definitely some kind of anal or ass fetish
>>767589892
definitely deepthroating a huge white cock
Give me ONE good reason not to destroy planet earth with my ray cannon
Cuz I stole your cannon and moved it to Midgar, fag.
>>767588871
Think of Milhouse.
>>767588871
we have hot traps
>>767588871
Should I get a nose ring?
>>767587397
You should get a clue.
>>767587397
is it really you op?
>>767587444
no u shud git a cloo
>>767587504
yes
>>767587530
You look fucking retarded
Some girl on tinder just shot me a message on tinder, dubs decides what i respond with GO GO GO
Did i mention its on tinder?
Have a nice day goodbye
is a bot
>>767588333
bad thing becouse i'm really gay and cannibal corpse is gay lol cya block me
Cannibal Corpse? SHIT! I thought I tipped "Vaginal Intercourse"... Jeez.
Guys I'm kinda tempted to fap to my sister ...
Stop being a pussy and go smash. Post vids on here.
Post noodz and let me do it for you
>>767588270
having thoughts like that is normal
actually doing it is fucking degenerate though
just go find some lookalike whore like normal person you idiot
>>767588459
lol I obvs can't do that
>>767588577
don't have noodz
>>767588681
what's the point in a lookalike if I'd still be thinking of my sister? t b h the taboo is what attracts me to the idea ...
I would. Tight body - pot more
So, anon, you wake up and boom, you are in the middle of street in middle ages.
What would you do? You remember everything.
bump up me please
Buy bitcoin
>>767588235
You can't live for 200+ years for it, you can only tell your gran-...-grandpa to tell your grandpa to tell your dad using condom, I mean buy bitcoin.
>>767588065
Open electrocity, make battery, make light bulb, make motor, make more nicer motor, make generator, make transformer, make electrocity counter, make wires, make goyim pay for it.
>>767588065
I'd bump this thread.
Mom and son thread?
>>767584899
always yes
check it
>>767584899
Oh some innocent family bonding I see
Moar of gtfo
>it's an OP doesn't contribute shit and expects others to carry the thread episode
Celeb Thread - /I wanna hold her hand/ edition.
>>767586724
blessed
want to hold her hand
post a bitch you know.. others respond with an *image* of the type of porn they should do
>>767589059
>>767589059
ITT: Ask a quality control manager of a top soft drink & bottled water company anything.
>>767588970
What's the standard deviation on the volume of soda in a can?
>>767589135
Believe it or not, it can vary quite a bit. Legally we have to fill a percentage of what we claim is in the can, but those values vary by state. We try to average the exact fill height...IE a can is 12oz...down to the decimal among all filler heads. Gross underfills should still be over 85% of the stated volume unless something went wrong in production
>>767588970
Do you ever switch suppliers (for the can or bottle), have problems with the new supplier, and have to switch AGAIN in a short period of time?
>>767589324
>IE
*e.g.
"I.e." = "id est" = "that is"
"E.g." = "exempli gratia" = "for (the sake of) example"
>>767588970
What do you control to be exact? It's automated
>>767589640
>(for the can or bottle)
I mean the metal or the plastic.
Temporarily.exposed thread.
Post gets.
>>767585234
Nice
https://temporarily.exposed/image/10ec0168-2f7
I've seen my sister's tits
>>767588348
Pics or gtfo
>>767588348
How old?
>>767588494
13 ;-)
>>767588348
Were they nice? Did you masturbate to them?
>>767588348
fuck of Jeremy I don't have any tits yet
Is it possible to buy a girlfriend in japan?
I heard you could pay schoolgirls in japan to
be your girlfriend for a day, they are even willing
to have sex. But can you actually buy a woman/pay her to be your girlfriend in Japan? Or anywhere except for Africa and third world countries?
>>767583683
You can do that anywhere as long as you have enough money bro.
>>767583683
Be a mildly attractive white man who has disposable income who knows proper grammer and can teach them English.
They will be all over your cock in an instance
>>767583683
YOU CAN WHAT !!!
>>767583936
*grammar
Also there's one obstacle, everytime i approach a Japanese girl she will run away screaming, this happened when i was in Wakkanai 2 years back, and all i did was say hi. I still think they're just the cutest, maybe they were just a little bit shy.
>>767583683
those aren't schoolgirls those are strippers
Rule 34 thread
