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>be me
>29
>be alpha as fuck
I dont even care about going to jail,
Wanna see a real rekt /b/...
>>676840247
Waiting
Taking too long fag
>>676840247
yes
another rando cuck.
>>676840755
Nice get,
Guess no one wants to see a rekt on /b/, not any cringey bullshit.
>ITT: god-tier metal albums.
>>676842519
I personally think this is ultimately god-tier. It's among my favourites along with Abysmal - The Black Dahlia Murder and Måsstaden - Vildhjarta.
some blackened doom is always good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSlIPcyS1_o
This and Paranoid by Black Sabbath.
>>676842519
>mfw i'm listening The Heaviest Matter of the Universe Live from L'Enfant Sauvage Disc 2
s/fur
>>676848081
wasn't the viable option for the no captcha to work a pass?
Hey kitty, wanna fuck?
>Meow
>>676847080
I have not encountered that term, and that IS scary wow.
>>676847416
Every time I go home I deal with the rents' viruses and I can't even
i must go now
my people need me
ITT: We're the crew of a generational starship
Singles - civilian passenger
Dubs - standard crewman
Trips - security officer
Quads - councilmember (makes the big decisions)
00 - sanitation department
69 - alien spy
>>676844263
Rolling for them trips
>>676844263
69 ayy lmao
Haha, I'm not an alien, I swear
>>676844263
ayy 69 lmao
rollin on up
You've been visited by the good policy grandpa.
Sleep well Berno
sleep well Berno
Sleep forever, commie faggot.
>good economics
topkek
Fuck off jew
Sleep well berno
>>676838369
> Mexico will just give us 20 billion dollars for the wall
Rule 34 Part 2
>>676847555
Honestly pretty surprised that Jen from Splatterhouse never got more R34 than she did.
I mean if any character was asking for it she was
>unlockable nude photos ingame
>tentacle monster everywhere
Cock/cumtribute thread continued.
aka random facebook pic dump apparently
I've tributed it before, but if someone else wants to do it, that would be great.
>>676845046
Can she send some or take some?
Gonna post this again. So you don't forget.
Sesame meme thread
OP will contribute, but only if ya'll are interested
>>676841187
Stop posting this shit. Same time same pics every day same comments.
>>676849420
is this the fbi
>>676849420
not doing a survey, nigger
>>676849420
>tfw youll never fuck your sister<br>Why bother living
>>676849420
Today OP was not a faggot
>>676849420
Her tits are literally perfect
>>676845840
>that ending
i wasnt prepared for these feels..
>>676845840
Was dying for this porn
i'd do just about anything for porn lol i'm a total weirdo who loves to cum. def. fapping to this fucking vid
>>676845840
Wow she handles that big meaty cock in such a fantastic way. Bravo!
>>676845840
thx d00d
>>676845840
thanks OP
Better roll before you sleep tonight or some bad shits gonna happen /b/
Rolling
Rooll
roll ^
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Hey guys, 4chan recently updated their website so that if you put your SSN in it will automatically censor it.
xxx-xx-xxxx
Hey guys, 4chan recently updated their website so that if you put your SSN in it will automatically censor it.
xxx-xx-xxx
>>676835975
417-55-8743
sure hope it works this time
>Hey guys, 4chan recently updated their website so that if you put your SSN in it will automatically censor it.
>xxx-xx-xxx
Hey guys get in here if you're a fag
I've got LifeLock platinum service motherfuckers, so you can't do shit to me.
357-70-8369
Come at me bro. LifeLock will put their foot so far up your ass.
Civ thread continued
>Don't ask me how this has been going for 8 hours edition.
Recap:
>We met the Enlightened to the west, they are primarily trade based and religious. They try to be peaceful but if need be they can show their military might with their advanced weapons (they have iron tools in their trade network, while we only have stone and wood.)
>To the East, the Amazons lie and act as protectors of the forest, As long as we don't disturb them in their treed
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Explore.
Got dubs twice in last thread on same roll including last post
>>676838606
do this
Begin searching for a natural cave so we can begin mining for materials.
Also set up pens for the hogs and ensure they are consistently taken care of and can breed. (maybe a pen to the north?)
See if the hermit can convince more amazonians to join us.
Continue with the feast.
>>676838708
I swear to god OP if you don't do this I will gun down your entire family
My roommate spends his entire day in his room screaming at the top oh his lungs to his online friends on xbox. I cant even be in the room it's so annoying. Nor can I chill in the common area as I could hear him through the door.
Is there any way to break his fucking mic without doing any physical damage so he won't know its me. So he will think it broke by itself?
>>676836156
Yank at the actual microphone itself for a bit.
It'll break eventually.
Soak in salt water put in oven in foil to dry. Thas itt.
>>676836483
I'm in college. No salt or oven. Plus he will feel if it's wet
>>676836466
That's physical. He could tell.
Why don't you just toss it in the outside trash buried underneath some stuff? He'll never know! alternatively you could plug it in to his controller then snap the jack. It will be stuck in his controller and he might not be able to get it out. If you were really good with a hot glue gun you could even use a dab of that to hot glue it back on. Maybe plug it in to his controller then put the headset in a bowl of water? Honestly I don't really know what I'm talking about but those are some ideas.
Try and jab something small like a sewing needle or thumbtack in the holes in the microphone.
Photoshop the tower under my finger. thanks in advance.
this shit gay
>>676836977
hipster faggot.
sit on the tower see how far it goes up your ass.
nice beard op
PHOTOSHOP THIS SHIT /b/ OR OP WILL KILL THE BUNNY!
SAY IT BITCH FUCKIN SAY IT ADMIT TO YOURSELF AND THE WORLD
I love cock!
you can't make me
IM UGLY AND IM PROUD
>>676840957
fuck beat me to it
im addicted to making hentai videos
There's a goddess of Mediocre looks?
her name is serayla
complete OC
i wish i had more...
Welcome to the Kek Club. Please present your doubles for entry.
OH FUCK BOUNCER HAS DUBS can i get in now
here you go
Neat.
>>676842822
nice dubby dub dubs
PART 2, LAST ONE HIT IMAGE LIMIT
Trips decides my new profile picture on twitter. >Pic related, that's my old one.
>>676843764
Thank you for making another one, I still have a few more images to share.
IMAGINE ALL THE TRIPLES.
KOBOLD ADVENTURES: Different Writefag edition.
Not The same writer, obviously, but I'm going to try and copy his style.
Rules: After I post, I'm going to wait about 3 minutes, whatever has the most votes when I check happens. When it makes sense, multiple options will be written for, I've got about 2-3 hours so this might cliffhanger.
Only caveat is I won't right male-on-male steamy gay action unless it's brief and appropriate as part of a bad end. I'm way too straight for that, and it would probably be awful if I tried anyway.
Bad
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>>676839053
>>676839053
To the east your people have it even worse. That is where an orcish tribe has their "town", and a large mine. Kobolds there are slaves, and generally can expect to be worked to death. They have little other use for lesser races save as . . . food. . . . so venturing into their lands is likely a death sentence for any race.
To the west the normal woodlands you are in now merge with the great Elven forrest. It was once a pleasant place,...
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>>676839133
Ps. Please post the letters for what you want so I can tally easily.
