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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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KOBOLD ADVENTURES: Different Writefag edition.
Not The same writer, obviously, but I'm going to try and copy his style.
Rules: After I post, I'm going to wait about 3 minutes, whatever has the most votes when I check happens. When it makes sense, multiple options will be written for, I've got about 2-3 hours so this might cliffhanger.
Only caveat is I won't right male-on-male steamy gay action unless it's brief and appropriate as part of a bad end. I'm way too straight for that, and it would probably be awful if I tried anyway.
Bad
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>>676839053
>>676839053
To the east your people have it even worse. That is where an orcish tribe has their "town", and a large mine. Kobolds there are slaves, and generally can expect to be worked to death. They have little other use for lesser races save as . . . food. . . . so venturing into their lands is likely a death sentence for any race.
To the west the normal woodlands you are in now merge with the great Elven forrest. It was once a pleasant place,...
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>>676839133
Ps. Please post the letters for what you want so I can tally easily.
Is my Doggo dying /b/
Symptoms are
>shivering
>Vomiting yellow liquid
>Doesn't eat or drink
>Not moving much just wants to lay on couch .
>Groaning
>Complete sadness face
He is only 8 months old
His mom was old when she had him.
Trip to the vet.
If you really want to know take him to the vet.
TO THE VET YOU GO
>>676836572
>>676837227
obviously too poor to go to the vet.
Take him to the vet you dumb motherfucker
drawthread
>>676837591
What the hell are these things from, Ive seen them on multiple occasions as peoples ocs
Aight dawgs, it's EHG, in tha place to be. What are all you cats chit-chatting about, aiiiee?
>>676837758
Oh fuk
What would you tell your 10 year old self?
>If you play with your dick too much it will fall off.
"Do not fuck or date Stacey, even though shes into you"
>dont start using a computer. Keep playing outside.
>>676839368
story?
tell mom everything that is happening
Don't be curious about drugs. They aren't as cool as you think they are.
CHILDHOOD AUTISM THREAD
>be me
>be cleaning out room
>find disc entitled "My Documents" and another entitled "Super Mario Sunshine!" from when I was a kid
Join me /b/ros, on the journey to my childhood autism. I'm about to put the discs in. Let's see what's inside.
DECIDE WHICH DISC FIRST
bump for interest
Bumping for interest
Do my documents first
>>676840641
also documents plz
Documents
orange disc
FB fap
>>676839497
Fuuuck them tits.
Name?
wait for it....
>>676841789
>>676841824
>>676841871
>>676841922
>>676841968
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://6i9.no/wincest
pic related
>>676842707
thanks man!
>>676842707
she's obviously cute as a button but broke as fuck lol
>>676842707
looove you man just watch it
>>676842707
>2015<br>>Not downloading this porn
>>676842707
cant believe someone would post...this...
Suicidal girl is planning to kill herself
yeah, most people who are suicidal tend to plan to kill themselves.
Some can be female.
Tell her to seek help!
get her to seek help from an actual professional!
rolling!
>>676838498
doitroll
Roll em
Rollz
>>676839381
roll
fuck my life
Selena get
rollin again
I'm grading this nigger's project for my geometry class, and I keked so hard at this. This entire power point is filled with more kek stuff like this.
>>676832405
Lmao post more op
>>676832405
Give him a 99
Lmao
>>676833757
holy shit op is delivering
S/fur
In heat?
>>676835765
I dont think anyone's gunna show up anon
>>676836315
I know fml
Saddest movie/TV deaths
Last one died
I see what you did there
Another one of my favourites
>>676823557
Krillin
>>676823754
Are you for real
raid?
fucking kids these days no goddam respect at all
Saw this earlier
If I was black and everybody thought my people were a bunch of useless rejects, I'd be doing everything I could to prove them wrong.
a piece of shit this nigger is
>>676832306
If you were black, you'd grow up in a shitty neighborhood where attacking people unprovoked is the way of life and being shot is a very real possibility. You'd be poor, you'd have no marketable skills, and you'd be fought every step of the way by society to perpetuate your own shitty stereotype.
And then you'd go on facebook and bitch about unfair treatment and pay.
state your job, salary, age
sous chef at wendy's
$8.51 hr
38
>>676824843
Nigger, bikes, 18
Door greeter at Walmart
$6 hr
44
Head Chef Wendy's
$9.45 /hr
ITT failed lives
Federal employee, 66k a year. You can make it /b/ros
100 reasons to live
>>676837441
Do any of those reasons involve horse cock? Because thats the only reason I need.
me
boipucci
>>676837441
1. If you don't live you never get to kill yourself
Rule 34 thread
that's all for ace
>go into bathroom
>this pokes through
what do?
>>676831979
take the hundred and leave
>>676831979
take the $100 and leave
>>676831979
take the 100 bucks and suck the dick obviously
>>676831979
take the bill and walk out.
/thread
>>676831979
Gingerly remove the bill. Run
Spill em /b/ros. Preferably traumatic storys.
My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
I work for the state government, part of my job is to collect taxes
Inside, I think that taxation is theft.
I browse 4chan
My daughter and cousin are the same age and I want to fuck both of them
>>676835084
Trips decides my new profile picture on twitter.
>Pic related, that's my old one.
who is it supposed to be?
>>676837703
pretty sure iDubbz saying "hey thats pretty good"
>>676837703
iDubbbz, youtuber.
