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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Gather around /b/ as i tell you how i majorly fucked up
>be me
>socially awkward faggot who uses dating apps (specifically one called MeetMe)
>meet a grill on the app, she lives all the way across the country
>she adds me on sc, but we dont talk that much
>eventually end up getting a grillfriend, about 7/10
>few days later, grill from b4 starts talking to me again
>she
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>>676373357
ah, you made the mistake there asking for nudes
you canalways friendzone her, but i think it's already too late for that
deal with the suicide faggot
>>676373563
Thats it, not the best story, just kinda a fuck up cuz shell fucking khs if i tell her to fuck off, i was just bored so i thought id tell it
>>676373357
Nigger you're dumb as shit. Bitches pull that kill myself bullshit all the time, just ignore that bitch and focus on what's real in your life.
>>676373357
be a fucking alpha and hit it.
>too bad you wont cuz you're a beta. what a sad sad world.
Jesus Christ make your own threads
s/fur
>>676373335
But i'd much rather be in yours?
bump
Teen big tits thread
>>676365649
This is my kinda thread
>>676365649
>>676365810
oh a tern bug tots bread
bumping for interest
Bumb
Where the blonde with the pic sticker on her mirror saying if you ask for nudes I puke a little .. Anyone can bless a /b/
Post the most fucked up shit you have on your PC
nah, dont want to get v&
If I had a picture of you OP I'd post it
>>676370363
Jesus fuck is it 2000 again.
Who else loves math?
>>676368161
PDE?
>>676368161
>>676370668
Oh hey, a newton zero finder.
How do I look? Please be honest
idk
JUST
How about this angle?
>>676372488
you look like a white african negro
post moar please. you are pretty
Deutscher nachmittäglicher Faden!
Das Original!
Mahlzeit Anons!
Wie geht's, wie steht's?
Warum haben Die in Europa lebenden Musels immer noch nicht kapiert dass es bald Krieg geben wird?
Eure Ziele für dieses Jahr?
Handwerklich begabt?
Bonusfrage!
Wie viele Mettchen lurken Heute?
>>676367681
Was ist ein Mettchen?
>>676367891
Beantworte die Fragen oder geh wieder CS zocken!
>>676367681
>Wie geht's, wie steht's?
Okay
>>676367407
>Er hat ihr beim wichsen zugeschaut und denkt jetzt sie ist wegen ihm gekommen.
Ne sorry Bruder, sie ist schon wegen mir gekommen. Zumindest beim ersten mal auf jeden Fall. Beim zweiten mal hat sie noch bisschen "nachgeholfen" und sich an mir gerieben, damit ihre clit stimuliert wird.
Auf Tinder sind nur perfekte Mädels das ist doch unsinn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCB 6AybM4Cs
What a man!
BUMPPPPPPP
he is pretty based, will watch
what are the documents he's sharing?
I know!
>>676372874
He is teaching chemistry and finance
hot ass thread
>>676371821
I think you got confused with "Hot" and "No" ass
>>676372184
Your crazy
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 inches) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 8 inches long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.
Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 inches in length.
>>676368486
nice pasta. have a (You)
>>676368486
You have to be this dumb to believe that
>>676368486
Not true. Period.
>>676368486
You must be an ugly nigger with a big dick who gets no pussy.
>>676369284
gawker pls leave
Can anyone share rest of these pics?
I wonder if it was a one night stand.
I mean its funny....but thay image just looks gross. That dick is disturbing. And those hoses. Wtf.
>>676370433
>those hoses
>they dont need to come up for air
Oh come on /b/, I know some of you fags got these pics, I want them to spook off my friends.
>>676369428
married couple.
if I recall, he has a PhD in economics, and she has a Masters in something similar. He works for a pretty major bank.
neither is "mentally retarded" as the filename suggests. both are entirely consensual, just have severe muscular dystrophy, or a similar condition that makes them physically unable to do much at all.
and, evidently, have open-minded helpers who arent weirded out when they say they'd like a hand .
Hey /b/ name my band
>>676372501
Plain White Amputee's
>>676372501
man at arms
>>676372501
give me a hand
The Arm Band Experience.
>>676372501
The Jimmy Handless Experience
What do /b/
>pic gf
Let's see those feet. Hers I mean
Dick on ass.
>>676368109
finger in your ass
>>676368109
Show tits
>>676368109
Gape her asshole and post pics pls.
You fags will argue about everything
stupid question, an ice cube and a volcando can be almost every size.
Ice cubes
An ice cube is approximately 30ml, x1B is like 30 million liters of water, or 12 Olympic swimming pools. Idk about you but I feel like depending on the size of the volcano, the water might win
>>676369563
But the volcano is made of lava and ice cubes just melt
I mean, thats alot of ice cubes
10/10 thread
Post your 10/10s
>>676369404
>10/10
her tits make her a solid 2/10. this shit is too hufe and veiny
"big natural tits"
>>676370612
a solid -2/10 if anything
ok
Chilean thread?
chi!
dumb yer papa pinocho files chilAnons
>>676365936
La wea fome wn qlo
>>676365936
¿Por cuanto nos vuelan la raja mañana?
ITT: Try to convince me the Apollo missions were faked.
>pro tip: you can't
Jetfuel cant melt steel beams
>>676372398
TT: Try to convince me the Apollo missions were real.
>pro tip: you can't
>>676372398
Cause they weren't?
>inb4 muh space privilege
>>676372554
You realize you can actually take a telescope and see they landed there right? All the shit is still up there.
probably bait but w/e... Ill just do your picture.
>No stars in space? Space has stars faggot.
>Flag wouldn't waive, no wind in space. And don't say lunar dust. That's not enough to make a flag fly in the wind.
>take ANY video clip and speed it up a little bit.
>Just a guy in a suit hopping around.
>Sky photos from the first "moon landing" were proven to be craters in Nevada desert. Not moon surface.
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Post the last image you downloaded /b/
How do I do?
>>676365478
>>676365478
Not good
>>676365478
>>676365478
Are you an SJW?
>>676367336
Far from it
K faggs post small tits
>>676363887
Moar
>>676364306
we need more like this
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