Who wants to fill my asshole with their sweet dick juice?
General trap/sissy/femboi thread.
Go.
I do. But doesn't poop come from there?
>>704294282
According to the Bible, id go to hell if I did. So no, faggot.
>>704294282
would you take it in your mouth and swallow all the juices?
You know what to do.
rollin
Roll
K
roll
> girlfriend
Triggered
CATURDAY: all day, every day until there are no days.
>>704287502
Collar your convicts - explodingkittens.com/kittyconvict
>>704287502
Hello, sir, here's a classic one.
>>704287502
You don't have full-range audio reproduction if you haven't matched your woofer, tweeter and meower.
Zippo cat Zippo cat Zippo cat Zippo cat
>>704287502
Squirrel supervision is a full-time job.
what the fuck is happening to my chest /b/?
started off as nothing and in the past few months my chest started growing, i'm not even fat
>>704299815
Marijuana does that.
any doctor anons?
>>704299936
I don't smoke
>>704299815
I have Diagnosis.
You're a Skinny-Fat, a skinny fuck with no muscle that never exercises, and as such grows fat on their body because of excess calories that aren't being burned.
>>704299936
Are u m/f??
ok /b/, what's your 10/10 girl ?
pic related
this
Post girls you know and other anons will say what they would do to them.
>>704294578
Need more!
If the guy from the other thread posting this girl is here. Please continue...
Post cock tributes you've saved and girls you want to see cocked. Bonus for big tits
Someone do her please.
Someone do her please
Continue. >>704276561
Creepshot Thread.
Post teens plz
>>704290766
YLYL thread
Stuff you've lost to more than once.
>>704297016
FUCK YEAH, TACOS.
>>704297016
more like being attacked by a pack of wild animals
>>704297016
Well deserved
>>704297297
Retard spilled it on himself too.
Post girls you know and other anons will say what they would do to them.
>>704293045
I would look deep into her eyes, hold her close, run one hand through her hair and touch her face as my lips touched hers to give her a slow, deep and passionate kiss.
>>704293045
Rub my cock all over her face then start fucking that sexy mouth until i pull out and blow all over her face. Anymore? shes hot as fuck
>>704293045
Relationship
>>704293641
Beta
>>704293840
former fuckbuddy
Why don't you defend your home, family, and country with an AR-15 /b/?
>>704291828
how many intruders have you shot?
>>704292047
Zero
> defend your home
Breh, if I wanted your trailer, I'd buy it with the change in my pocket
>>704291828
because i use a garand
>>704291828
>home
it's too big
>family
it's too big
>country
not my fucking job
>>>/k/
fb sluts
from last thread. should i dump more?
>>704297358
>>704297428
all of it. any ass?
Trips and I post proof of Trump's pedo habit
Blasphemy.
You should anyways, it'd help Trump. Apparently the SJW's get a massive hardon for evil and corruption
>>704286741
>I'm in possession of incriminating evidence that could change the outcome of the next election and I will post it on a site known for logging your IP, but I will only post it if some random numbers align in the way that slightly amuses me.
roll
>>704287011
Oh shit I didn't realize it was just trips. You dare insult our religion normie scum?!? IT'S ALL FOR KEK
Drawthread
Prepare your angus edition
/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants
>>704291611
Fuck you abuse fag
bepis
for the shouldertouch anon
still takin requestos
>>704291611
Yeah fuck off no one wants you here
All kidding aside, you'd really put the trust of worlds highest office into the hands of an untested, demagogue with a track record of lies and failure?
Please help me understand why this is a better choice then an experienced candidate who at worse will keep the status quo?
>>704291094
You ignorance on the details aside; Yes.
>>704291094
>with a track record of lies and failure?
hmm I think you're talking about the wrong person here
donald trump has filed for bankruptcy before
hillary never has
nuff said
>respond to this and be a faggot
>>704291094
CTR, go back to /pol/ and fuck yourself with a cactus covered in AIDS infected blood when you get there
>>704291094
Simply. I'd rather deal with a shady business man because their predictable. over just a shady bitch that is unpredictable.
Faces of /b/ thread. Rate me, how can I look better?
Get a fycking shirt that isn't the same pattern as a school girl
>>704284732
>how can I look better?
Lose weight, do something better with your hair
Very 80s sitcom dad style
Shave
Work out
Possibly start taking better vitamins, cleaner food, drinking only water, etc.. to help with your skin
>80s sitcom dad style
Stop smiling so much.
If your going to wear a flannel, make sure it's not new.
This is obv the best photo I could find of myself
roast me
>>704285093
Thanks man, I goolged 80s sitcom dad and see what you mean. Don't know how to style my hair, I'm thinking of just getting it cut. Already working on the losing weight side of things and eating better.
>>704285290
Alright, wasn't aware of the flannel rule. Thanks man. I just got this shirt from my grandma for my birthday lol. You look good man, I envy your hair. When mine gets much longer it starts to get all curly and fucked up
Hillary Death Hoax 2.0
#RipHillary
#Iwillmissher
707 ESTIMATED TWEETS AND COUNTING.
https://www.hashtags.org/analytics/ RipHillary/
>>704292915
ELECTRIC CUCKALOO ITS HAPPENING
bump
>>704292915
bump
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TUMBLR FAGS
>muh motion of the ocean
>muh how you use it
>muh uterus is only 3 inches deep
>muh can't feel anything pass 4 inches
>muh clitoris is all you need to stimulate
>muh hands and mouth are enough
>muh bottoming out with my 6 inch wonder
>muh 4 inch dick is enough
>muh long dicks are skinny
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>>704275265
Quit being a faggot, if that's even possible.
>>704275265
>>muh motion of the ocean
>>muh how you use it
>>muh uterus is only 3 inches deep
>>muh can't feel anything pass 4 inches
>>muh clitoris is all you need to stimulate
>>muh hands and mouth are enough
>>muh bottoming out with my 6 inch wonder
>>muh...
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>>704275265
>Muh dick
A 15cm dick gets the job done, Lesbians dont have dicks and can give orgams to eachother easily.
At least the measures are no exaggerate, 16 is indeed a Normal one.
>>704275265
seriously, women can fuck right off, they can be lucky I shoot my cum in their nasty holes.
>>704275265
rude
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704276779
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
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Yo.
faggot
early bake
>>704291735
Good morning Yuno. How are you?
This dough
IS RAAAAAAW
>>704291348
Sit at my computer and play with friends
>>704291390
I usually don't have time to talk over the weekdays, and really only talk on days I don't do anything
Calamity-masu'd