Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
You atheists....
.....make me so.........
..............ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was not nothing. There was a gigantic singularity that started expanding really really fast.
Asian bred dudes
to the guy who asked in the last thread
>>677869890
Dude no
>>677870009
dude, yes
>>677870222
Is that like your fetish dude?
YLYL thread - GO!
>>677862980
I hope Im not too late
go back to 9gag Faggot !
do eet
greased cogs, coal fired engine, flint and tinder ignition. get on my level console niggers.
Samsung laptop
8GB ram
1TB HDD3
1600x900
Nividia GT630M
paid: 1480$usd(converted)
I wish I could play Fallout 4 :(
r8 m8s
draw thread
>>677865719
Butthole, now
Hey bread, I'm back. I miss anything?
Anyone got a simple request for me?
i love you all
osu
Do you love catgirls?
I prefer lolis
they're my favorite
Faces of /b/ thread
>>677859904
sideways/10
Bmmp
Nudes Game!
1. Post a clothed pic of gf/ex/wife and a number between 0-9. If you don't include a number, all rolls count as wins
2. Anon replies to post with a request
3. If number is rolled, you must post the request
4. If dubs rolled, post a new clothed picture and add a number
Roll 5
>>677861651
full nude
roll for face
>>677861651
butthole
>>677861651
ff w face
Sum up your state in one word, and others guess the state.
Weed
>>677867419
Colorado.
Amish
Fat
Niggers
My fellow Americans!
>>677859070
i love all, i love all states in my dear murica
why do you hate my state, brother
https://youtu.be/AdKrqrity5I
>>677859331
Because it's not my state.
Also, if you were more specific, I could give you a more specific answer.
You are part of a young, small, but established civilization, ruled by an autocratic leader.
Lately, the first dynasty of that archaic realm have been weakened by claimants, and society is plunging into chaos. A civil war has broken out.
You seize this opportunity to escape the tyranical grip of your masters, and decide to lead a tribe of your own into the unknown, far enough from your motherland to avoid future retaliation.
Let a new order be born out of your rule, and may your legacy live beyond the threads.
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General Rules:
- Pick a name for your tribe, and a preferred colour and send it into a direction to explore until you decide to settle.
- Once settled, give directions to your people to explore and extend your territory.
- Make a peace deal, or attack another tribe if its territory is bordering yours. Last two digits are your attack/defense power for the next round (01-98), 00 is a critical failure, 99 is a critical success.
- Trips and quads triggers an event, either good or bad.
World:
- Mountains obstruct vision and are impassable. Mountains are brown so don't ask for the colour brown.
- Rivers and small bodies of water are crossable with Boats*.
- Oceans and/or large bodies of water are crossable with Ships*.
*Construction of Boats takes 1 turn.
*Construction of Ships takes 2 turns and you require atleast 6 regions.
*Boats are presented by a dot on the world map, Ships are presented by a larger dot.
*Boats cannot cross oceans however they can follow the shoreline.
*OP decides what a large or small body of water is.
Have fun!
Empire:
- The first 'moving' region you begin with has to settle, then it can expand. Your moving region can also construct a Boat.
This Boat has only 1 ''charge'' instead of the normal 2. With the Boat you can decide to instantly settle a coastal region, or just to disembark and continue on foot.
- You can claim up to 4 regions per turn.
Rolling 00 grants 0 regions.
Rolling 01-33 grants maximum 1 region.
Rolling 34-66 grants maximum 2 regions.
Rolling 67-98 grants maximum 3 regions.
Rolling 99 grants maximum 4 regions.
- When you have 8 regions you can set 1 region as your Capitol*.
- Boats can colonize 2 regions, after that the Boat is depleted.
- Ships can colonize 3 regions, after that the Ship is depleted.
- Per turn you can decide to do 1 out of 3 things.
1. Claim a region.
2. Start construction on a Boat or Ship.
3. Scout* the area around you.
- If you attack another tribes territory whoever gets the highest Roll wins.
If the defender wins he keeps the territory. Attacking or defending is decided by who declares the first.
If the defender wins the roll by more than 30 extra (att. rolls 40, def. rolls 70) the defender gets a counterattack bonus.
If the defender with the bonus attacks the tribe which attacked him in the last turn, his roll can be 10 lower than the attacker and still be succesfull.
*A Capitol takes atleast a roll of 70 to take, nomatter the roll of the defender.
All adjecent regions take atleast a roll of 50 to take.
*Depending on the mood of OP and your Roll a scouting session can be succesful or a failure. Succesfull scouting missions grant large vision of the area it was performed.
- If you are part of an Alliance you can trade/give Boats/Ships and regions with/to eachother.
You can not trade your Capitol Region nor its adjacent regions.
- Setting a new Capitol is possible after 8 turns. Your old Capitol Region will return into a normal region and its adjecent regions aswell.
>>677854369
Trump Inc is back, this time we're heading west
Tips:
1. Read the rules.
2. Don't settle near the Motherland if you think your empire is a long term investment. One day the civil war will end, and whoever comes out at top will gladly punish all the usurpers.
>>677854688
Good to have you again.
moar celeb bread, fresh from oven
>>677864074
I wanna make Emma squirt.
your DJ name is DJ+the thing that frightens you the most:
>i go first
DJ Anal Cancer
DJ 404, like this thread
DJ Dishonorable Death
DJ creutzfeldt-jakob
DJ Bees
>English people will defend this.
Pakis love teen pussy just like any straight man.
>asian
is saying arab to un-pc?
>>677853299
They were Pakistani's.
Refugees welcome!
https://youtu.be/HsCO-5tznMA
Creep?
piercings and tattoos can look pretty nice
>>677862710
I want that job and I'm not even lucky enough to be Australian.
>>677862963
I even played trumpet before which helped a lot to guitar.
>>677863112
Wows.
>>677863378
You're not sick enough mate
Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous.
Why...why are you gay?
Why are you a gayman?
Why did you make that choice?
Hello! Happy to see this thread! How was your day?
>>677859689
I'm not gay, I'm not a man, and homosexuality isn't a choice.
Good work.
Waifu claiming thread - We are Legion edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Sup
>inb4 mods see 3 threads
What are the odds of getting a woman pregnant after one time unprotected sex? She was 39 btw.
pls help I'm scared I've ruined my life.
you're fucked
60%
Oh God dude you're so boned
How old are you
chubby thread part 2
requesting more
You like my chubby little fiancée?
>>677859770
Contributing. Bump out of interest
