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>>768127350
I love some wet ass
>>768127410
OP here?
>>768127893
New guy spends a lot of time in the bathroom. I checked the security camera and found this.
>>768129581
M O A R
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Guys for real I'm scared. He hasn't come out.
>>768129581
This is interesting
No search results
Call da cops
Does anyone know what Maisie's cunt smells like?
>>768126965
Spicy butter.
A dead acting career.
liquid hot magma
>>768126965
like a thousand differently colored dicks
>>768126965
She has autistic features. I think that's why /b/ is so attracted to her.
s/fur
>>768125434
Head to >>>/trash/ faggot your not welcome on/b
>>768125534
Sure we are.
This is our home!
You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do
>>768124347
wonder why the fuck im in a club for underage kids
>>768124347
I slap his ass. He cute
Tell his mom he's being inappropriate, wait... who let a 10 y.o. into a club?
>>768124390
He's not underage.
He looks gay af so it probably cool. Alternatively, punch that cigar right into his fucking lungs, so you don't have to wait 50 years for him to die
Why the inferior nigger race smells like Shit.
Is the brain in decomposition?
Is the shit that exudes through the skin?
>>768125505
Sure faggot sure
>>768125505
brown people smell like shit
i wonder why
>>768125635
He still doesn't smell like a gimmes dats nigger
>>768125635
Was that image supposed to offend?
I'm the asshat of an Anon who tried to kill himself with a Methlyphenidate overdose last night and failed to accomplish this one simple task. I'm back again partially to attention whore but also to seek some medical advice from any medfaggots lurking around here, mostly pertaining to some of the bad side effects of this most recent OD. To state the obvious, nothing I did last night was good for my body, but goddamn I did not expect it to be this bad. It's about a quarter after 3 in the afternoon right now where I am and I took the 1300mg around 930ish last night.
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For reference I weigh 300 pounds, I'm 5'9 tall, and I'm a regular smoker. I have no serious known pre-existing medical cconditions other than being a tub-o-lard.
So can any medfags tell me what the fuck is happeing to my face? Please help me out here. I'm afraid that I'm going to end up even uglier than I am already! I don't even know how that would be possible but with my luck it'll probably happen sooner rather than later.
>inb4 muh 100 "go to le hospitals" shitposters
These shit-stuffed...
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Also my fingers are swollen and a little bit purple and cold to the touch. My hands look dirty in this picture but they aren't. That's the discoloration from the blood or something.
>>768123828
Just pick a better method retard
>>768123886
I don't have enough money for a gun or anything. I'm poor as fuck. That's why I live with someone else. If you have something that's not too painful and cheap, feel free to recommend me alternative methods.
>inb4 helium bag on head
I tried it and it didn't work. I guess I had a bad seal around the bag and it wasn't working after about 10 minutes with the bag on my head and so I gave up.
>>768123207
>>768123389
>>768123828
You died. Welcome back.
cele/b/ thread
God, what is wrong with this spammer guy, being so persistent in his awfulness.
>You walk in on TayTay giving a BBC a footjob
>Wat do?
Change my mind: Niggers add NOTHING to society
>>768124512
i disagree
they add a lot
>>768124512
They add as much as anyone else tbh.
>>768124512
>ITT: self brainwash
All aboard! Next stop, ignorant rage!
>>768124512
That applies to all non-whites really
Why is incest wrong or morally reprehensible? I mean, as long as it's two consenting adults it should be ok, right?
>>768118780
because the state thinks people are too stupid to contracept
Because nobody wants to look after a retarded baby with 2 heads and 5 butts
>>768119895
So should we "fix" people with genetic problems so they don't produce fucked up kids?
>>768119980
the problem is that most people tend to carry one or two recessive alleles that could produce deformed child, but it's extremely unlikely to be represented in a child unless it is born from 2 parents that are closely related. your solution is killing 99% of the population
>>768119895
then wear a condom
fb/ig cont
Wwyd?
>>768124757
more?
Taking another set of requests. So let me know what you want.
Convince me to join the army over the marines, /b/
>>768126099
Marines in peacetime go insane. The fuck fuck games aren’t worth it.
>>768126270
The army doesn’t have similar games?
>>768126099
The army pays you more
>>768126300
They have their own. But peacetime army is a day job. Garrison life for marines is extended boot camp.
>>768126099
You can stop being Army, but you're a Marine forever. No kidding, they can call you up even when you're 90 and put a gun in your hand and make you shoot gooks.
waifu thread
>>768124948
That's very sad...
I'm very sorry to hear that..
Will you be okay?
Birb
Can explain EsDeath?
Rem claimed
>>768125151
No need to worry about me.
Mwee-chan's death may be sad to birb, but it's of little consequence to me.
Unless she saves her.
>>768125007
>a-anon I don't feels so good
Are there actually strip-clubs (in the U.S.) where you can fuck the stripper for enough money, or is that just a fantasy porn thing?
You can do whatever you want for enough money
>>768124750
Its real.
There's no sex in the champagne room
>>768124750
back when i used to go growing up in miami you could depending on the club. A buddy did it frequently between 3-500$ depending on the chick.
>>768124750
More than "a lot of them", less than "most of them".
They're just not obvious about it. You have to ask in a wink-wink way.
Drop your Kik lady friends names here.
Don't send names to dabucketoftruth because I have no game.
kp4181956
Older bitch....could use a slap on her smug face
>>768123859
A dick slap
>>768123939
id rather a real slap
Volleygurl39
Darkmoor1521
new celebthread
>>768124259
shareblue pls go
Gorgeous...
>>768124489
>>768124259
Choice: you can stop or I can spam gore.
Shouldn't be shared continue
>>768127907
please not relevant here :(
why all the cancer
Alright boys, its that time again. Send me the snapchats of girls from your school and i will get their nudes by showing them my massive cock. Bonus points for TX sluts. Pic related.
here is one from a few days ago
Kik? You up for doing tributes?
>>768124718
Depends, whats your kik
>>768124573
Livssofly
Don't let me down anon
only one successful nood? bruh
Snuck into this empty classroom at this school in a Jewish temple. Dubs decides what I write on it, trips can override dubs.
>>768124356
dindu nuthin wrong..
>>768124356
trips get
''I love you''
If you read this, nobody will find you attractive sorry
>>768124356
''I'm the son of rage and love, the jesus of suburbia''
If someone gets quads I'll write whatever they want on the wall.
Girls that deserve cum inside them
>>768126486
they look like north americans/canadians. im gonna have to pass on this. those girls give me 0% erection.
Is it just me or is that hair line terrible?
>>768126486
>>768126644
>>768126486
She's got a nice big forehead for cum too lol
