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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm coming to you for aid b/ros.
Some nigger posted this shit on Facebook.
After arguing with him for a bit on the fact that this is distateful ignorant shit
>inb4 something about the irony of this being /b/
I realized he ACTUALLY believes it.
I thought he was just being a dick, but no!
He's being a stupid dick!
I'm pretty sure I remember reading about this guy, but I can't seem to find anything on him.
Can anyone help?
I think I remember he was never in a circus or freakshow,
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Bumping for justice.
>>678345975
>caring about what niggers think
i see where you went wrong
>>678345975
hahahahaha what the fuck
op ur a retard for taking the bait
but this is true. way back then, retarded niggers left africa to have sex with other animals. Neanderthals were the result. then some time passed and more retarded niggers left africa and had sex with the neanderthals. white people were the result.
enlighten yourselves. just because your veins are riddled with genetic filth doesn't mean you're less human than other races
>>678345975
So black people were enslaved by a people that are part monkey and part caveman.... So like... whats that say about black people?
>anon p-please give me my clothes back...
Ok
>>678347243
fuck no your way better decoration that way
ok
sure why not
Looking for an anime thatll make me cry Suggestions
>inb4 fuck off
>>678348964
Pokémon
>>678348964
ERASED
Just watch the first episode, then judge if it's worth it for you or not
>>678348964
hajime no ippo: rising
>>678348964
>Clannad
>Angel Beats
>C3
Grave of Fireflies. You've been warned.
Okay faggots, let's write a story. We each only post one word. I'll start.
Once
nigger
and
we
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My mom
Hey /b/ How much grams do you think is this and how much would you pay. Also what are u paying for weed in your City and General Stoner Thread.
>>678348472
Depends on the moisture content. About 1/4 oz to 1/2 oz
In California, I'd pay maybe $60 for that
>>678348472
going on the size of the bag it looks like 5gr to me. Prices here range from 5-10€/g depending on quantity.
U cant see this from this pic
>>678348871
Weed is so expensive in california? Thought it would be cheap af
>>678348472
Looks like 6-7 g
In our City it's 10-15 € / g
b-b-bella thread
>>678347007
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>>678347313
Those are so obviously fake it's not funny.
Builds New PC
Trips is new wallpaper
>>678347400
>>678347400
Rekt bread
Fake and gay
>>678343946
>fake
This is a real pic of one of ed geins victims fag
>gay
Gtfo
>>678343296
Op's a fgt
>>678343946
here's something
>>678344311
The same guy
>>678344311
this never gets old
You're gonna love this what you're seeing now is singles
FUUUUUCK MY ASSS
and these are singles too m8
And this is what you call doubles some one who as ascended past singles
Just a little bump in the road this is called triples
First time sleeping with a married woman.
>be 22 fresh off 2nd Iraq deployment looking for pussy, find some at a bar and chick says hey you should sign up to adult sites pick a couple options take some dick pics and get pussy.
>about 2 weeks later I do, figure slaying bodies and stomping muji kids skulls in my morals are fucked as is.
> randomly message women and flirt with a couple and sleep with a couple. Finally get a inbox from a woman to fuck her while her husband watches. Says she
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been a while since I read this one.... go ahead OP
Op here
> she starts getting naked and procides to start trying to kiss me but is bad sloppy. I cock up and tell her bedroom so she stumbles that way and I follow. I notice her little ass manlet of a husband is in the corner with a huge ass grin. And there's a camera on a tripod in front of him. He says don't worry I won't record your face just fuck her.
>I just nod and take off my shirt and pants. I wear flip flops and no underwear like a real man. An procide to finger the woman as I bite on her...
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Op ..
Last bit
> i proceed to shove my cock in her face and either she is to drunk to notice the smell or doesn't care as I cum all over.. She starts sucking and stroking every last bit. Then moves in front on the camera and I notice her cuck is stroking it. As she licks my cum off her face in front of the camera. And she wobbles as she stands up and i notice a trail of blood coming out of her ass.
> end up getting dressed as she sits in her husbands lap and I Duce it outta there and walk about two...
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>>678343577
So basically you raped her anally?
>>678344466
In front of her husband. I went back 3 or 4 more times and it pretty much as the same. In the end she said she didn't like anal but was willing with me as long as I didn't make her get stitches again
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
long time no see
wonder where he is today
>>678346274
I do wonder, from time to time.
Ken-sama you've had my prayers from day one
>>678346471
He kept a weird ass blog for awhile.
>>678346471
>>678346274
sadly he died
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QyYYU95MnC
Let's have a clean and healthy conversation :)
What does /b/ sound like?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JGuo74Irdi
>>678344622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r0JuyShG6m
You sound like a chav
>>678345148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pps4feTpUT
this isn't going anywhere
>>678345322
Give it some time.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zZW7cJo22e
>>678345148
here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JTFTXME5zt
ITT: WE RATE EACH OTHERS GF
>>678346512
9/10
>>678346620
8/10
I'd tap that
>>678346512
ITT: We post facebook photos of girls who neither notice nor care that we exist.
>>678346620
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>>678346882
...and then samefag the shit out of our sad, empty thread.
>>678346512
10/10
2/10 too flat
IRISH THREAD
>>678345978
Let's be honest, most Irish chicks are fucking ugly.
>>678346864
Hes lost weight since that photo
an bhfuil aon poblachtánaigh anseo?
We judge each other by our top 5 used apps.
I'll start:
>Snapchat
>Spotify
>Venmo
>iFunny
>Google Chrome
>>678344156
OP is a fag.
>minesweeper
>google chrome
>Torque Pro
>Firefox
>Billy Bob
>Pirate Power
>Banking app
Who
Is
She!?
>don't
>even
>have
>a
>smartphone
Fb fap thread
Can somebody please buy this poor autistic boy some boots??
https www gofundme com/AUTISTICBOOTS
fuck off
>>678344719
memes
After that he will want a new trench coat
>>678344511
lol wtf even is this
this is my gofundme thing and I didn't make this post
someone shared this here and didn't even donate
fuck sake
Cuck thread. Post wifes/gfs/crush's and anon tells you how they'd fuck them
>>678344753
Id fuck left in the arse periodically cleaning my dick in rights mouth where I eventually cum
>>678344753
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>>678345323
I rip off her top and grope her tits hard. Fuck her pussy deep till i cum in her ass.
>>678346023
Pry apart her mouth using two fingers to fishhook until she grimaces in pain and lets out a little yelp. Jackhammer the back of her throat and cum in her hair.
69 gets her nudes
>>678345618
Rolll
1
>>678345680
Roll
2
>>678345760
Rol
Where my PENNSYLVANIA AVON GROVE BROS bonus for 610
I have many more ashley
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