I got a new car today.
What does /b/ drive?
yo fat ass momma
2014 Nissan Sentra SL
>>684373085
you're cars a faget like u
2009 aston martin dbs
Really dumb question. Is the cuck thing really common in the US? At first i thought it was a 4chan joke, but a friend who lives in the US told something that kind of scared me.
>>684371161
No, it's not. I don't know what your friend told you. But he's either misinformed or fucking with you.
>>684371161
I dunno.. how many people voted for Bernie Sanders? Would you call that common?
Why
Obviously because you're not there.
Cause jews.
It's what they do, and it's why they've been hated throughout all of history by every single race, culture and nation that harbored them.
Jews and leftists have engineered a society that encourages harlotry.
>>684370402
Good post Goyz!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Are you ok friend?
>>684374480
NOOOOOOO!
Did your "gf" finally realize you're a faggot?
>>684374724
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Should i jerk off or bite the bullet and get a hooker, never had one btw.
You shouldn't get a hooker, had one. 3/10 would've rather masturbated.
>>684371696
I see, guess gonna go middle of the road and just get a chubby girl on omegle, thanks pal.
>>684372283
try CL it's pretty good if you want trans or a dude. Or gloryholes, which are great.
>>684372527
but trans you have to pay for - which is shit.
Greentext Story Thread
post funny saved greentext stories
Bump
>>684372925
You think you're funny?
I hate this website
>>684372698
Worst greenest thread I've seen in a while. You didn't really laugh at this, did you?
Some Ginger Beef would really hit the spot right now. What food do you wish you could be eating RIGHT FUCKING NOW?
>>684372705
An ondansetron pill.
>>684372705
Pussy
>>684372824
Are you doing chemo right now? if so, I'm sorry to hear that anon. Or is it just that the thought of ginger beef makes you nauseous? If so, I'm also sorry to hear that.
>>684372914
Are you a cannibal?
I used to go to this greasy chinese buffet in San Leandro CA that had the most amazing hunan pork- just spicy enough- perfect with some chicken fried rice.
I'd get high and chow down.
I'm not a cop (I'd legally have to say if I were)
Reveal what illegal things you have done, or are still doing. Also post your city and a photo ID.
Thanks,
radical anon.
I once had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
>>684374653
I connected to a unlocked wifi source
I once had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
>>684374802
/thread
Non-porn WEBM thread?
Try and keep this thread as sane as possible for me, k? ;)
I'll be cool, but I can't speak for the rest of these faggots.
>>684372727
How has your day been, OP?
Ok op
No problem. Its all good.
Suicide about to happen. Wanna watch?
>>684373178
Doubt it
i cant eat fucking food now?
this is now getting ridiculous.
>>684373178
suicide is a waste of time bruh.
you should just watch anime like me
burp
Wife/Gf share thread
>>684374818
nice..moaar
let's see if anyone else knows how to do basic math
2 ftw
16
Looks like 16 to me
1
>>684373845
1 ftw
I'm going to prison, 12 years up for parole in 7.
Any tips on how to not get raped/killed?
when you shower and drop the soap
back to the wall and bend with the knees
>>684374223
wtf did you do to get 12 years
>>684374223
What did yall do op
+join a gang
you need to get AIDs
s/fur thread
Inter-Species Mingling Edition
Birds yes.
Best to open with the last closing act.
Why are you spamming a furry thread with mutilated humans?
explain this white bois
You're still a nigger
More proof black guys will fuck anything white?
POO LOG
O
O
L
O
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explain why your father left you
We need to have a concentrated effort to eliminate:
>Furr threads
>Fluffy threads
>Trap threads
>Lolli threads
No more. Sage these threads, hide these threads, and spam these threads. The mods need to have a containment board for this faggotry.
KEK
sure OP
I'll start with yours :^)
Why?
does skybro mean anything to you?
>>684367515
Do you think everyone agrees with you? These threads existence seems to prove otherwise, I say we ban stupid threads like yours, saged.
Well, its saturday and im getting high.
>pic related
What are other anons getting fucked up on this beautiful night?
>weed, coca, heroin for me
>the quality is A1 especially being on the south side of Houston a few hours from the border
>>684368902
Enjoy your overdose
>>684368902
smart thinking. there are so many heroin success stories.
>>684369375
Thanks pal(:
>>684368902
smoking weed atm. ran out of painkillers. watching a documentary on Hitler. drinking red gaterade.
Drunk roast. Give me your worst. Protip. You cant
You look like an even gayer version of captain flint.
>>684366781
If i knew who captain flint was but i dont so u lose
Pffft that all u fags got?
Why 4chan turning my pics sideways? Gay
Let's get a Dat Boi thread going
Oh shit waddup
