Give me your worst
Say "If I was a giraffe, I would have a long neck."
"Jasmine huh? Reminds me of my ex. Shes in the river and I haven't been found guilty yet."
>>677043639
bump
"Hey, just wondering
Do you find dogs a turn on or a put off?
Also if you have some extra Nutella I could have that'd be awesome! I can't get off without it anymore."
ITT: shit-tier human beings
>people with ironic mustaches
>people who add subwoofers to their cars
>humorless ideologues with no point in life other than their political crusades
>people who smoke vapor shit
>people who say "left coast"
>people who try to embrace native american culture out of some hippy white guilt
>redditors
Hating all of reddit seems crazy though, right? If the site itself wasn't horribly formatted I might use it, but I don't even know how to see pictures on it since nothing is embedded.
That being said
>Jews
>For profit banks
>"blue dog" republicans
>People who read headlines
>No seriously, people who read 100s of headlines a day without reading the actual contents
>People who use an apostrophe in a word just because it's plural, and don't know the apostrophe is for possession
>>677042862
> anons that are faggots and make shit threads like this one
>people who are intolerant to other cultures
>niggers
>people who are different than me
Faces of /b/ cont...
>>677041910
Everyone, meet Peanut! :)
Also rate me pls.
I'm still looking to get roasted please.
>>677042295
if i were witty enough i would
im sure id end up sounding like half a tardbox though
they see me
>>677044105
oki
>>677044105
jk rawlings
>>677044105
ok lts do this
Who wants to watch a movie?
Roll to see what you watch.
>>677039851
Tales from the crypt stream
http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
>>677039851
roll
Rollllls
>>677040237
noooope
fb fap thread
Hunger games thread.
Post 36 tributes for the Capitol, and for our entertainment.
Jessica Pearson
Randy
Dreaming Sarah
Chara
Disney thread?
buuuuuuuuuuump
Give me some ariel and moar Jasmine please.
And is it just me or does it feel weird Star Wars being part of Disney now? I mean I've never been a fan, but it's just eh.
>>677042436
shut up and post more of her
Trips receives unlimited anal from qt 14 year old Asian girls.
check the dubs
>>677042655
Rolling for justice
Ask some one who is going to kill themselves within an hour anything
>>677042120
why do you deserve the other 59 minutes and 59 seconds?
>>677042280
I said within, not in
Why stop now? Why not pursue interesting things, or try to find some balance in your life?
"Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside."
- Kurt Vonnegut
>>677042385
Because we all die eventually, and as an atheist, nothing happens when you die, so why go through the hassle of every day life?
How do I get a fucking job?
I have no experience because no one will give me the chance.
Someone of the most simple jobs require 2 years experience. Been applying to jobs like crazy for the last 3 weeks with not ONE reply to my applications. Can't even get a fucking interview. I'm not here to complain I just need to know what I'm doing wrong. Also, if there are any jobs that are very easy to get hired. I don't want to google this shit I want personal experience with this kind of bullshit.
>>677032363
>Someone of the most
I think I know why I can't get hired.
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Volunteer
Make yourself standout
>>677032363
What is your CV like?
>>677032363
Stop being a nigger.
You can't?
Well you can always kill yourself, we don't need more fucking monkeys around.
Tried Xanax for the first time Tuesday. I fucking loved it but can tell it's addicting. Any tips on how to do it regularly without getting hooked? I took half a bar last time.
Also that night (after it had worn off for a good 3 hours) I would fall asleep, wake up from a repeating night terror of a scream but when I woke up I couldn't move my body or open my eyes for like 15 seconds. Happened 3 more times every time I fell asleep that night. Any explanation?
>>677037408
Come on! You need 2 at least...0.5 mg to feel something. I have tons of that shit I mix it with rum
>>677037408
have fun getting addicted. just smoke blunts faggot.
Sounds like you got sleep paralysis, OP. Tips on not getting hooked: Don't do it.
>>677037763
I never plan on mixing it with alcohol.
>>677037984
I have pretty good self control when it comes to drugs. I've never been dependent on weed. I smoke it at parties but I honestly can't remember the last time I bought some because I felt the need to get high.
>>677038025
I kinda liked it.
Girls with hips thread
i can has a nude celeb thread ?
>>677039379
dumping random stuff
ITT: Childhood stories
>be 5yo me, asian
>learn the word bisexual in kindergarten
>think that it means you have girl-and boyfriends
>say it proudly on a family dinner
>weird looks.png
>realize my mistake
>things go from bad to worse 15 years later when their son is actually pedophile
>>677031524
>asian
Stopped reading there. Kill yourself, you filthy zip
>>677031524
asian
pedophile
redundant - only need to use one
>>677031524
>2nd grade
>only black kid in class smells like a septic tank
>"Ethan you stink"
>tells teacher
>get suspended
>go to therapy for being racist
>didn't even know what racism was
>am now racist
>>677031524
>3rd grade
>someone shows me the middle finger
>think it's funny, go around flipping people off
>flip off teacher
>detention for 2 days
>didn't learn what it meant until 5th grade
ITT /b/ lives together
Mornin'
>>677042181
>this fucking house
>>677042420
mornin faggot
>>677042503
its all we could afford
bumpin for tits.
searching
Find a target you autistic faggots
bumpin
lets find us a little fat fuck
Latina thread cont.
bump
I'm 25 amd until last month, haven't dated a non-Latina since high school.
I'm with a white now, and admittedly pretty happy so far.
any more of this girl
strange no usable pokeboxes, lets fix that.
Waifu claiming thread - You're here forever
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>You're all a qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
>>677043110
First Desu~
I can reply on 4chan now woot! dubs get
Furry Desu is mine
Hanako Ikezawa Claimed ~
