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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

To the many people who will try to make fun of me today:
I have an IQ approaching 170. I believe I have solved physics and am literally miles ahead of academia. I was capable of solving extremely sophisticated math problems at the age of 12. While you would guess I am an old man, I'm only 18. I have a masters degree in physics and another on the way.
I've also had sex with a massive number of women. My sexual history is vaster than a pornstar’s and I've been known to seduce women by simply glancing at them.
So the next time you post on stupid boards like this one, keep in mind that people like me exist. People who are gods when compared to the lives of average men like you.
I would suggest deleting your future comments so people don't associate my response with you, unless you enjoy being embarrassed.
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haha what the fuck
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You're hot
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>>674408043
you are still a faggot
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>>674408043
And you're abominable, but thank you subhuman.

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Gore and Rekt thard for the worldpeace faggots
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>>674407507
What am I looking at?
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Bless this thread
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period chunks?
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how do I upvote this?

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You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.

The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.

>rolling for perfect 15 year old babe, pic related.
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>>674409676
hf
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Kek op
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yea
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Rollin'

Just dumping
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Does anyone else cum hands free and then hands on like I just did? This was the first time I've cum hands free, usually I get too carried away and just grab and jerk (like after the first time I came in the vid). Is this what usually happens?
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>>674406542
bump
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no one?
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how lmao
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Nope not really. I like to masturbate furiously as I'm finishing so my cum shoots out angrily.

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/b/ritish fag here.
What are the chances of trump winning the actually getting elected for president?
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Honest answer is zero.

It's not happening. Assuming the GOP powers that be nominate him.

You're going to get a lot of idiot kids giving you a bunch of bullshit answers. But the truth is he has no chance of going all the way to being elected President.

Nor does he honestly want to.

Every response after this one is invalid.
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>>674408627
42
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>>674408627
Right now they are very high. God forgive us.
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>>674408860
Nice bait retard.

All hail the God Emperor.

TRUMP/COULTER 2016

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Post your creepshot of girl from your school
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What's the best and easiest way to take creeps unnoticed

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Discuss this
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>>674409005
why is there such a size disparity? anyone?
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Discuss
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>>674409005
Totally straight dude here. Would much prefer to suck a small white cock than a giant black one.

Mmm, small white cock.

No homo.
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>>674409120
It's called selection and optical illusions due to camera angles.
Fagit.

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Pic under yours is your new steam ava
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have fun
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Say my name
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>>674405102
Robert Downy Junior
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Waiter whyte
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>>674405102
Francis
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My name is my name

Post your city and country and if you live close enough I'll send you more pics of my gf
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>>674407568
QC/QC
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>>674407568
San Francisco california
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>>674407568
bump
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>>674407692
>>674408420
Not close enough

At what age did you discover masturbation?
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12 I think, but I wasn't firing shots until 13/14.

I miss not having a huge clean up
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Around the age of 6?
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I started masturbating at the age of 6, first time I came I was 11 and I remember that time in detail
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>>674407441
same here

s/fur
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>>674408638
Good Morning sir.
Pic is a work in progress.
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>>674408820
Lookin' good!
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Only dubs can dodge the Rodge
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jew
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Supreme gentleman getz.
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Let's rev up the engines then
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Ylyl thread?
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>>674407017
Good riddance, now I won't have any reason to see that abomination of a movie
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Rate my gf ... U bunch of virgins
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She's a 5/10 anon rate mine
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>>674407154
7ish
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>>674407154
Cute titays
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>>674406979
She'd get it from behind....hard

Join and post amateurs. No post = k ick
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>>674401461
Add and5050
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Add : Lion.The.King
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Add imnotyourrealdad
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Hamesh16, I'll post oc

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hey anons.

Let's say you have a private porn video, and your friends want to see it, but they say they don't want to see your dick. is it gay to show it to your buddies, since they'll see your cock in it? or is it normal, since most porn videos have your cock in it?

>pic related
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just photoshop a censor for you cock
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It's completely normal to show your friends your cock if it's in a porn vid.

If your friend likes it and wants to suck it, then it's gay.

Not that difficult.
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>>674405197
post here so we can judge
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>>674406506
this

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ITT MEMES
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>>674407820
fresh maymay
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>>674407820
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I'll leave this right here. Be back in a few
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>Chocolate milk pic
Brb guys
>Spilled chocolate milk pic
OMG GUYS WTF
>Optional gif of dumping gallon of chocolate milk in the sink
Worst thing Ive ever seen

You monster

>We're still doing this?
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>>674407814
Always
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Thanks OP! That was delicious.
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