At what age did you discover masturbation?
12 I think, but I wasn't firing shots until 13/14.
I miss not having a huge clean up
Around the age of 6?
I started masturbating at the age of 6, first time I came I was 11 and I remember that time in detail
>>674407441
same here
s/fur
>>674408638
Good Morning sir.
Pic is a work in progress.
>>674408820
Lookin' good!
Only dubs can dodge the Rodge
jew
Supreme gentleman getz.
Let's rev up the engines then
Ylyl thread?
>>674407017
Good riddance, now I won't have any reason to see that abomination of a movie
Rate my gf ... U bunch of virgins
She's a 5/10 anon rate mine
>>674407154
7ish
>>674407154
Cute titays
>>674406979
She'd get it from behind....hard
Join and post amateurs. No post = k ick
>>674401461
Add and5050
Add : Lion.The.King
Add imnotyourrealdad
Hamesh16, I'll post oc
hey anons.
Let's say you have a private porn video, and your friends want to see it, but they say they don't want to see your dick. is it gay to show it to your buddies, since they'll see your cock in it? or is it normal, since most porn videos have your cock in it?
>pic related
just photoshop a censor for you cock
It's completely normal to show your friends your cock if it's in a porn vid.
If your friend likes it and wants to suck it, then it's gay.
Not that difficult.
>>674405197
post here so we can judge
>>674406506
this
ITT MEMES
>>674407820
fresh maymay
I'll leave this right here. Be back in a few
>Chocolate milk pic
Brb guys
>Spilled chocolate milk pic
OMG GUYS WTF
>Optional gif of dumping gallon of chocolate milk in the sink
Worst thing Ive ever seen
You monster
>We're still doing this?
>>674407814
Always
Thanks OP! That was delicious.
Drug thread?
Drug thread.
I think I fucked up man.
I've been taking mandy (molly for you americans) every weekend for the past 2 months or something. I sort of hit a bad patch with my gf and it was the only thing that I fucked loved.
I think it's starting to catch up with me because I've been moody as fuck lately n cba with anything. Dont think it's serotinin syndrome though, but should probably cut back anyway.
Who's rolling? what u taking fam?
I've always wanted to try DMT but can't find it anywhere.
Good luck being depressed for the rest of your life. did you even read about serotine levels in your brain?
>>674405174
serotine?
never heard of it m8y
>>674405426
hmm okay, serotine is the substance/source in the brain that takes care of 'happiness'. making you feel happy. xtc/molly/mandy depletes this source almost completely and takes 2 months to replenish.
so by taking it every weekend you are fucking up your brain. a lot.
>>674406044
Nope, that stuff is called serotonin
please stop talking about things you have no clue about
What makes you happy?
Nothing.
drugs, pussy, money, vidya, and someone's mouth on my weiner.
>>674407135
The fall of whites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>>674407262
Add booze, tits, and my puppy. We are in agreement.
Wanting to enforce your country's immigration laws does not make you literally Hitler
oh look, its an idiot.
>>674407761
but muh fee-fees
>>674407761
not american
don't give a fuck about him
check em motherfister
No loli thread?
Fucking loli thread.
Name a sport tougher than boxing
>protip, you can't.
>>674403105
UFC
>>674403105
football, rugby. Jeet kune do.
>yeah JKD... had to sign death waiver :)
>>674403105
RUGBY OR Australian Footy
>>674403883
Nope
>>674403883
Nope
Curious if you fucks know anything about Fruityloops software. I just spent 130$ buying the beginners edition only to find out that I can't even fucking do shit that I could even do in the trial version. Spoke to "tech support" on their website, guy said you basically need to spend a lot more money if you want to actually use the program..
So, let's just go ahead and download it illegally, can one of you fucks find me a cracked version of Fruity Loops 12 Producer edition?
Bump
Open source LMMS master race. The crashes, they only make me stronger.
>>674406492
No.
Either cut your losses or continue being scammed like the tool you are.
>>674406795
Hi newfriend, carry on !
Oh hi
>>674407261
Show your penis
>>674407261
Hi Megan !
Has a girl ever rejected you for your penis size?
No they rejecting me directly at the date
I've never got to show my girl a penis, so slow the fuck down faggot.
No lol.
>>674405307
weird way of saying that you got rejected cause of that before. anyways. tell the story bro.
/b/ I might have got my girlfriend pregnant and we definitely are not ready for a kid. The fuck do I do, we're too poor for abortion and I doubt the morning after pill will work. Send help please.
Use hanger.
>>674406873
If you're too poor for abortion, then you are too poor for sex, fam.
>>674406873
You think you're too poor for an abortion, try raising a kid for 18 years.
Just borrow the money and get the abortion. I mean, what, it's like $400 or something?
Take of Vitamin C, get big 500mg pills. This is gonna sound weird but.. get asparagus and purt like 6 up her vagina and let them sit in there for awhile. (look it up) .
I've actually done this and it worked, a little subtle homeade abortion.
Freshly baked Steam bread
summoning puzzleanon.
arise chicken arise.
>inb4 picture for ants
>>674406343
id/sea_monkeys_in_deep
still trading Last Horizon for ???
make me an offer!
>>674406343
this is now a rolling
whoever rolls a trip gets a free game of their choosing from pic related
>>674406780
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198054563040/ the culling
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
>>674407605
damn lucky son of a bitch
IT´S OK SWEETY.
THIS IS PERFECTLY NORMAL
Ah yes, perfect.
>>674407605
Didn't you get a five year old last time?
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