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Dubs decide what message I send to my sexy ass half sister
>>680180206
Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old retard.
>>680180206
Wait are you sure this isn't a cringe thread? Fuck OP never talk to a female ever again.
>>680180206
>Hey sis, let's talk about dicks!
She knows you're a faggot and we know you're a faggot.
Wanna see my penis?
Busted my Mom masturbating. Green text similar stories. Pic related but not my Mom, looks similar
>>680158948
never caught her, but I found her dildo
>>680158948
>me 16
>was supposed to be at a basketball practice but got bumped due to a schedule issue for the court
> ride home from friend's dad
> my dad is away on a trip
> walk into the back door, slide screen
> hear whimpering and fucking noises
> can see my mom through the kitchen and in the living...
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>>680159855
go on
>>680158948
What did you do when you caught her? What did she do?
I had a dream I caught my mom masturbating, we had hot sex. I really wanna tell her about my dreams ive had for her
Dress up like the pool guy
(even better if you have a pool)
Post wins
Fluffy thread, abuse, sadbox, hugbox, anything goes.
1/?
2/?
3/?
>>680175956
Kek
Trips is the key.
Open sesame
Cream pies are okay, but I prefer cosmic brownies...star crunch is nice too
With thin crust please
>>680182260
if trips don't post it.
>>680182260
it's real cheese pizza and not "pizza" right?
For every dub a CS GO case and key will be given
For every trip a CS GO gun will be given
For every quad a CS GO knife will be given.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044256654/
rolling
>>680179219
easy get
BTW the case and key are compatible.
go go gadget quads?
Check em
lets roll
Because Potato
>>680176256
rollz
>>680176256
rollenn
fhfhgf
>>680176256
Text too small but hey lets roll..
What was the worst thing you did in your childhood?
>>680169508
fuck your momma
Cum all over the toilet seat
smoked enough weed to green out at 7yrs old. It kinda messed me up for life.
>>680169574
Dad I finally found you!!
>>680169508
>made a "rate my gf" post on 4chan
>but it wasn't really my gf
>it was just a picture of a girl from facebook
>im so lonely
Asian babes thread. Show me your best grills. Pic releated (don't know name, pls sauce)
bump
"It doesn't matter that you have a big cock of you can't use it well" is something women love to tell everybody, but what do they mean by "using it well"?
What does good sex depend on? On the duration of the act? Are there specific movements one should make? Or they are talking about atmosphere?
>>680159741
confirmed small dick and virgin
JesuØ°
>>680159856
Both real
Atmosphere is damn important, apart from setting the right atmosphere and eating her out well there is not that much skill involved in sex.
I had some women which came with the right foreplay as soon as they first sat down on me. And my dick isn't even that big.
yall need the church of scientology
Neuer Deutschfaden, alter war tot bevor ich antworten konnte. Dreckshurenscheiße.
>>680157189
>Was gabs zum Mittag?
Drachenfrucht, gleich noch Mango und Avocado hinterher. Und Bier. Bitburger 0,0%.
>War's gut?
Hervorragend.
>Wie läufts im Job/Studium? Zufrieden?
Derzeit Leerlauf, Zeit für Sport und autodidaktisch lernen, bissl jobben. Geht in Ordnung.
>Wie würdet
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bamp
>>680161994
>Drachenfrucht
Schmeckt doch nach nichts. Ist da überhaupt irgendwas drin?
>>680161994
>alter war tot bevor ich antworten konnte
Ich kenne das Fühl.
Fühlt schlecht Mann.
>>680162811
Schmeckt und riecht köstlich, besonders nach dem Sport. Die Schale duftet nach Blumen und das Fruchtfleisch schmeckt nach Kiwi/Stachelbeere so in etwa. Da sind Nährstoffe drin.
>>680162933
Mh, gibt das auf Vollchan brauchbare Deutschfäden? Hier ist ja eh nur Krebs eigentlich.
>>680162400
>>680162811
>>680162933
Was zur Hölle? Drei Doppels nacheinander.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Procrastination Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important:
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>>680175343
Fuck. What do you think of the Stone Temple Pilots? That's all I wanted.
>multiple captchas
Best energy drink? Currently drinking this one and it's tasty af
>>680166560
666
>>680166560
What does it taste like ?
>>680167294
Like Zero Ultra, you illiterate fuck
>>680166560
Those are surprisingly tasty but still terrible for you. Why can't they just make a low calorie high caffeine bev w/out goddamn artificial sweeteners?
>>680167512
Wow, remember to wipe that wet behind your ears, retard
Random Picture Drop
bump from op
***BERNIE VS. TRUMP GAME [part 3]***
Get in here and play for your favorite candidate to win! For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins!
Trump has a small lead over Bernie Sanders late, with Johnson in 3rd place.
Battleground state Iowa votes right now!
============================
***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR IOWA***
============================
TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs!
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
ITT: CANCER
>>680178479
Gary
>>680178479
Bernman
>>680178479
Johnson
Femanon here.
>inb4 tits or gtfo
but srsly:
I saw this today while sipping my morning coffee and really started looking into a lot of things she's done and said.
I'm very liberal and was a strong Hillary supporter because of who I am but I have to say I learned a lot over that cup of coffee and am now doubting whether I should vote based on who I am and how I feel as opposed to voting in someone who apparently will say anything to get elected and never seems to tell the truth.
If I vote for Hillary, am I actually
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>>680162121
whatever you do, vote. if you dont vote, they count you anyways and THEY get to pick where your vote goes. worst comes to worst, vote bernie. id rather have us all broke from taxes than dead from war with russia and china.
>>680162121
Obvious b8
To date, not one thing that she is being accused of has been actually proven.
1 / 10 for making me reply.
>>680162370
I don't understand what you mean by "if you don't vote, they count you anyways". I intend to vote. Otherwise I wouldn't be doing any research into all these things, and I am considering Bernie and he seems honest but I am kind of disturbed to hear reports that his camp doesn't deny that if he loses, he will be VP for Hillary. Seems the fix is in and to me that costs Bernie a lot of credibility and makes him the same as Hillary.
>>680162121
Tits or GTFO you bitch.
OP cant inb4,
Sooo....
tits or gtfo
jhgf
Is it bad to want to make a guy male pregnant after too much anal sex?
>leveling anything but str
>>680171077
Yes
Kids are awful
>>680171037
That level of failure is absolutely astounding.
>>680171077
Since it's impossible no value judgment is really necessary.
>>680171075
Yeah, I lost track of patches/siegward/greirat at some point. But I completed the Anri quest by accident and made sure to take care of muh sorcerer.
Now I want to reread The Penisman
thanks katia you fucking faggot
No porn webm thread? Dumping to fix.
>>680157096
>>680157190
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>>680157347
Anyone know where I can host .mkv files for streaming? If so, I'll reward /b/ with a mystery movie.
>>680163362
youtube
>>680163497
Wouldn't they detect copyrighted audio even if it is unlisted?
>>680163565
nah they dont
or just upload it on google drive
>>680163643
All right. Thread might 404 eventually, but I'll make a new one once the uploading process is done. Key word is mystery movie.
bump for no 404
Ylyl thread
Let's create the Holy Empire Of /b/
>>680173586
Proud peasant ready to bow
Just a pleb. Cries
The highest of surfs
Crown me the God-Emperor /b/roseph of the /b/russian Empire.
rollando for emperor
