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ITT: we list leaders that changed the world for the better.
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>>702544558
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>702544558

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>be me
>be 33 years old
>eat my boogers almost every single day
>never stopped since being a child

Any other booger eaters out there?

One potential benefit is that I truly never, ever get sick.
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IM ABOUT TO PUKE IM GAGGING RIGHT NOW I JUST ATE A SANDWICH
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yeah, I eat that shit too
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Some additional info:

I have a gf. I have a job. Nobody knows that I still eat my boogers, not even my gf.

I'm only slightly worried about her finding out though.
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I do that, too, but I still get sick sometimes

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See this shit here? I'm goddam terrified of it -

Most bodily fluids actually, but sperm and shit are by biggest triggers for some reason.

Anyone have any stories or coping strategies? Imagine everytime you bust a nut you have to sterilize everything maticulously.

Feels bad man
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>>702546526
For some reason everytime I jizz, it's slightly yellowish. I don't know if I should be concerned about that or not.

But I've got nothing op
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Maybe dont do it on the floor like a regular human
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>>702546771
come to think of it mine is pretty yellow, is your diet primarily dairy related?
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>>702546771
See a fucking doctor m8

Happened to me at uni on friday

>start project work on mandatory course
>happen to be in same group with an attrctive girl
>after class follow her to uni cafeteria
>while queuing ask questions from girl but she is a bit quiet
>follow her to her table
>try to maintain conversation with her but she just browses her phone
>she leaves even though I have food left

"Oh anon, just be yourself and you will get any girl you want!" Fuck that and fuck women.
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You autistic fuck
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kek you fucking creep
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>>702545410
Nigger your story sound like you just fedora clinged your self to her back and stalked her. Dont be your self you are an autistic faggot.
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>>702545410
>>702545410
Her thoughts "Jesus Christ I got stuck with this autistic beta orbiter for my project..." "Fuck is he really gonna follow me to the cafeteria? Maybe if I ignore him he'll get the hint"

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Requesting small tattoo ideas
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your penis

/thread
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>>702545536
>/threading your own post
faggot
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>>702545536
could have been funny if you didnt slash your own post, its just fucking embarrasing

R34

Discord server: https://discord.gg/MWjXjtq
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Older anons pls help

40 here and when I piss there is always some left behind that I can't feel and don't know about until I look down and see a stain on my crotch

This started a few months ago I guess and now happens every god damn time

What other bullshit so I have to look forward to
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>>702545148
Suicide is always an option
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>>702545359

It's a stain on my pants faggot

Go blog about it
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>>702545148
Drink some water you rancid swine
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>>702545148
Get prostate checked. After pissing, push up with two fingers right behind your balls, use a bit of toilet paper to suck up the dribble.

Quit drinking
Quit smoking

Good luck.

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sandniggers moved in across the street

wat do?
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>>702545777
checked

also frame them for terrorism offenses
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blow yourself up, that'll teach 'em.
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shit on a koran, push it through the letterbox
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>>702546159
Kek at that image

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YLYL thread
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>>702544556
no
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>>702544556
bitch
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>>702544556
kys

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is it true pizza is considered a vegetable in Amerikkklapifatistan?
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Yes if it has ketchup on it
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>>702543135
that there is an appetizer son..
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>>702543135
YOu can tell that is actually italy because we don't make pizzas that big, the fridge/freezer is side by side instead of bottom/top and we don't put salad dressing on our pizza
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>>702543135
I think that she is going to take a whole bottle of ranch dressing and chugg it.

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Yoga ass thread
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>>702545527
Samefag
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bumpin

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nos salopes de France
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>>702542640
t'as lancé le même fil y a 30 minutes, et personne postait. Si tu lances un fil faut avoir de quoi l'alimenter. J'ai essayé de t'aider en postant cette nana
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>>702544121
mais si t'as rien a dump, arrête de lancer des fils
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Il veut juste recup des tofs sans rien avoir a faire.

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New queen of /b/ thread... Honestly better than Boxxy.
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>>702545548
Is that shoe?
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Hi day?
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>>702545548
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unsauced??

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Does anyone from/b/ knows wtf is this black spot on my toe, havent noticed it earlier so I guess that it appeared recently.
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>>702545992
it's just dirt you disgusting faggot cut your nails
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>>702545992
Show soles and then we'll talk..
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Are those toes or tiny monkey fingers? You're disgusting
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>>702545992
aids

whats your fetish /b/?
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pussy farts, and pregnant girls
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>>702547003
Female Family members
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>>702547003
That - but with guys.
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I guess anal and facials is to vanilla nowadays to count.

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You know what to do
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roll
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sheeeeeet...
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>>702546230
why not roll
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>>702546230
Rollht

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Hi, Welcome back. Certainly glad you could join us today. We are going to paint a happy little scene. We are going to have all the colours run under this post so you can paint along.
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liquid hwite?
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Van Dyke Brown
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Phthalo Blue
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ITT: we list god tier TV shows
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>>702545331
Seriously fucking watch this
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>>702545331
shit show with shit actor
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bump

Okay /b/

Dubs decide what to do with this little shit

Found it on the floor at work
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Flip it the other way around
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>>702546144
smoke it
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>>702546144
Smoke it backwards. As in filter out of mouth. Smoke down to smallest possible amount of cigarette you can manage
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>>702546144

Smoke it through your nostrils

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No cp
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>>702546140
Wink wink amirite? Gtfoh
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https://www.dropbox.com/sh/i2yz5re76ppc94a/AAAQmxJ5xVe_RkWvyymRFVqva?dl=0

dont all go clicking at once now, you all make these 429 every time
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>>702546140
>No cp
*chuckles internally*
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https://www.dropbox.com/sh/u0miouwnvzajc4g/AACtnVdSlvtcvJBaF5Tk3a0ha?dl=0

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