Fuck it. Never made a thread, let alone greentext so go easy on me.
>be me
>not be you
>be 13
>absolute sperg, never had a girlfriend before
>never let people get too close, afraid I'll open up too much and they'll think I'm a weirdo.
>even keep family to a certain distance.
>one day, I decide rather than take the bus to school like usual, I'll walk.
>instantly regret, as 10 minutes into walk find myself in a shady neighborhood
>can't turn back, will be late for school
>walk at a brisk pace
>"hey you"
>ohshit.png
>voice is of a black person
>ohdoubleshit.jpg
>"hey, don't ignore me!"
>fuckin leg it like I have something to live for
>many negroes run after me
>make a split second decision that will change my fucking life
>all houses in this mainly black neighborhood are one story high, sort of like mud huts (what a coincidence)
> climb up onto one of the houses
>nigs are in hot pursuit, and begin to climb up too
>building adjacent has a fire escape (not a house so about 10 floors high)
>letsdothis.opisafag
>with a running start, jump about 15 feet and land, barely clinging for dear life
>niggers, surprisingly decide against the jump
>they return to gang raping a squirrel or some shit
>thinking if I learn parkour I will be more confident and get all the pussy
Cont?
Go faggot
continue
tell me more please>>693041040
>>693041994
No
/b/ whats the most disgusting, horrible, violent mentally fucked and traumatizing you've watched or seen online?
i feel like im numb
to a lot maybe most violence at this point...
but has there been anything you've just saw that... fucked with you?
made you awake maybe all night, kinda never goes away in your mind...
It's not even that bad depending on who you ask, but that one video where the two Ukrainian teenagers kick the old man off his bike and murder him. They beat his face in with a blunt, yellow metal thing and stab him in the stomach repeatedly with a screwdriver; that part is still perfectly stuck in my head. I've seen worse, but something about that particular video has scarred me.
The Station Night Club Fire
>>693037597 (OP)
yeah i saw that, its the last video of "run the gauntlet"
its from psycho russian kid, forgot his name but i think his dad left him due to "mob" business and his mom was a drug addict, imagine how bad a tweak is in russia, kid had a rough life for sure
Middle Eastern rape vids.
Loli body/ass thread
I want to have sex with Mari.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/214/
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
>>693049189
Here you go, femanons!
Also, my official roll.
Boom
Trips decide the new queen of /b/
Twilight Sparkle
>>693052274
Princess Luna
>>693052424
Re-roll, for best horse
>>693052274
Biscuit Krueger
Hardcore loli thread.
Other threads are mostly softcore faggotry.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/346/
3/?
Haven't seen one of these in a while
Waifu
Vaginal destruction girl 2
YLYL THREAD. just kidding! Post in this thread or your mother dies >=]
OP is a faggot
Faggots are all in OP
Draw thread
Nice meme
Dat boi cant get away fast enough.
>>693046071
Oh shit
>one shitty anon making terrible drawthreads with irrelevant near-spam tier OP's constantly
Just. Stop.
Post in this thread or this will happen to you.
>>693037099
I want to put my hand in there
>>693037099
Cant risk it
ef ev
>>693037099
Joke's on you faggot. 90% of people on /b/ would find this enjoyable.
Think of the pussybilities.
s/fur
bump
Videogame characters that are literally you
>>693032594
>literally
Mk
pics you shouldn't share/pics you've saved cont. cont.
Rate/comment for more
>>693033442
moare
>>693033546
M I L F
I
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Celeb thread, again
What a time to be alive.
Fuck, I'm horny.
Rori bread
>>693037531
sauce?
>>693037531
Holy crapoly batman
>>693037670
Inou Battle
ITT we post girls we know and anons say what they would do to them PT. II
Friends sister
>>693037952
Bound and tie her, rip her clothes off, and Fuck her on your friends bed, while filming it. When I am finished, it will be send to the friend for his viewing pleasure
pyrotechnics thread
amazing it seems the fags are actually out enjoying themselves for once
Not all of them.
dammit freklz I wanted to see you out having fun most of all
You are the leader of a new civilization of people, and you call the shots. Dubs decide what to do next. Make it realistic. Trips can get away with bizarre shit (like a bear fisting a guy while riding a unicycle) and Quads can do whatever. There's a cave, trees, berries, dry grass, and it's daytime. What next?
Bump
use dry grass to make fire and burn the tree down
>>693026735
you can't self bump op
>>693026461
The leader will take someone with them to forage for berries and scope out the potential game.
Someone will collect dry grass.
Someone else will scope out the cave with a partner. Carry something blunt.
