>be me
>got mad debt and desperate to fix it
>asked if I wanna get really really high and kidnap this chick
>Ifuckingguessso.jpg
>get to her town
>everyone's super religious up there
>everyone's racist and on crazy drugs
>drugs are pretty sweet
>chick's toy bird is really annoying
>find out founding fathers were fucked
>find out religion is fucked
>holyshit.png
>the blacks are in charge now
>doesn't bother me, but shit it's a war now
>chick wants to go to paris
>fuckoffwiththatshitwerenotgoingtoparis.gif
>toy bird gets dropped in the ocean
>chick drowns me
>>677627820
I think you don't know what poorly means.
>normal day at work
>shit hits the fan
>militar forces come to fuck things up
>get another job at the end
bioshock infi?
>>677628315
half life?
Any skatefags here?Post:
>age
>board
>location
>how long you have been boarding
Pic related my board omw out.
>age-25
>loadeo
>Finland
>about 17 years
Also general skate thread.
>longboard owner
>heterosexual human
Pick one.
Skateboard it is.
You fucking faggot.
Long boardings fukn shit
Anons are still dumping
>>677626515
OB GRADE HORROR MOVIES w tits n ass LIVE STREAM
instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
>>677626515
Loads? Yes
>>677626515
coming from
>>677605138
>>677626515
thats nice!
YLYL thread please, i'm bored
nice webm but i havent laughed, try more OP
Enlighten me, /b/
>>677625503
in a womans mind all of this is bad because it gives a man more joy than her compny ever could.
>>677625503
both are equally gay, don't know why you thought otherwise
>>677625503
skill
tradition
real world value of collection
>>677625595
/thread
Waifu claiming thread - I should start doing something edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>677625978
Whats baking?
Rory claimed.
>>677626140
making a thread
celeb fap
Rick and Morty rule 34.
>>677622311
Long live Rick&Morty. 100 years. rickandmorty.com
Pics you promised not to share
uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxzgB_tqlw
Snuck a pic of my robot waifu. She'd probably stab me if she found out.
My very first slam hog ever. Used to be so ashamed I was tagging a fatty almost on the daily. Now? Fuck it, lookit them titties, /b.
>>677623065
How do I know those things are british women ?
You know what to do
kamidesu420
mj.47
big tits. will send if you ask nicely
powpow696
Fitinit
Sissy and Is pretty easy to get pics out of.
Inappropriate sexual experiences thread? No gay shit, no incest.
But how about some stories of fucking around with your mother-in-law or sister-in-law/your girlfriend's mom or sister? Or about fucking your wife's or girlfriend's best friend or co-worker?
Or of fucking around with your best friend's mother? Or a friend's wife or girlfriend?
Or blackmail stories of making a female fuck you or suck your dick in order to keep quiet about some secret or by bribing them in some way for sexual favors?
Or of cheating on your wife or girlfriend while she's in the same house or on the way over to see you? Or of fucking around with someone else's wife or girlfriend while they're in the same house or while you're giving them a ride home? Or any dirty cheating stories like this?
For example, someone posted a story in a thread a while back about finding out about his best friend's mom cheating on her husband when he was like 16, and later texting the mom and threatening to tell her husband about her cheating unless she sucked his dick. And it worked. And he met her at a house she was cleaning and she sucked his dick and he came in her mouth; got hard again, then got her to suck his dick again, and actually fucked her before cumming inside her.
Another guy, also around 16-17 also posted that he had been staying the night at a friend's house and the friend's mom being passed out drunk when he got up to use the restroom, so he went in to her bedroom and jacked off and came on her face, then cleaned it up so that nobody would find out.
And a guy posted in some thread just yesterday about how he, when he was like 13, fingered his best friend's mom while she was drunk and sleeping and she woke up and starting grinding against his fingers and came.
So, does anyone have any stories that fit the bill they'd like to share?
> Pic related: Supposedly, a female with a fiancee who's sucking some other guy's dick.
>>677605147
Bumping with another picture of the girl in the OP. I think I have one more pic of her, but not sure.
Just bumping again to try to get some stories.
>>677605622
I used to suck nigger cum out of my wife's hole.
>>677605311
I fooled around with my mom's best friends daughter?
They took a butt pose away thanks to SJWs/Feminists.
They should remove guns from the game too while they're at it.
Sign the petition bros.
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/708/952/914/activision-blizzard-please-remove-guns-from-your-game-"overwatch
stop reinforcing gun culture
REEEEEEEEEEE
>no guns
>First person shooter
>shooter
>shoot
Hahaha I love this.
I love how brutally unforgiving the internet is, and how the fuck blizz never knew. I'm gonna enjoy watching this pan out.
Name ONE thing women do better than men.
Complain.
Nag.
Interrupt.
Make accusations.
Have temper tantrums.
Dude I can name a bunch of stuff.
Complain
obey the law
>>677616875
Bitching about simple stupid things.
Better with numbers. Roll that shit out
Roland
r0oll
rolx
Need some fresh meat.
anyone with a tattoo
gays
People who start threads asking what other people hate.
People who get dubs
OP
>>677615215
>>677615433
wonderful
Can we gets loli bread going?
>>677617472
No dont do this
My friend is new to 4chan. I want to show him the an us of the internet. Do your worst, fags.
Welcome! Everyone here is gay. Soon you will be too.
KILL YOURSELF
>>677621130
Kill yourself and let the kid you captured go
ITT: We judge each other based on our hobbies.
>>677614556
If that's your hobby then you are a fucking faggot
Stopped playing just before Xyz were a thing. Recently got back into it (DN) but there is too much power creep in the current meta.
My hobby is jerking off furiously every day
>>677614556
How do you feel about pendulum monsters op?
Anyone have slutty teacher experience and/or stories?
>>677618152
More?
I have a fucking earbud stuck inside my ear. Is this dangerous? I've already tried fishing it out but to no avail...It seems that I keep pushing it in deeper when I try to get it out. Halp plz
Tweezers
You is fucked breh, get someone you can trust that owns a decent pair of non-plastic tweezers, all else fails and it's up to the ER with you my friend.
>>677614711
I tried but I just keep pushing it in deeper
>>677614732
I have 0 friends fam
can you hear the ocean?
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