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FEMALE RED FLAGS:
>she has sheets as wall decorations
When she mentions mental health, medication, or therapy within the first 5 dates
>>684172060
This!
>she smokes
>her dad wasn't present for at least 15 years of her life
>tattoos
>drugs
>masturbates regularly
>attends any church/place of worship
>doesn't appreciate video games as an art from
>hates collectibles
>wears skinny jeans or low cut tops
>goes...
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>>684172060
This
>be on second date
>"oh my therapist is finally back in town!"
>me: great?
>yeah i've been seeing him for almost 5 years now
>>684172203
is this you you little cuck?
Alright /b/ post your dicks
I'll start
>>684168577
Sad little ginger 3/10
Nice snitzels
>>684168577
I love the foreskin bro
I know I need to go to therapy. I'm mind fucked and have an unstable state of mind. I have no friends. As soon as I finish college, university or what ever the task at hand is... I am lost and confused.
But I truly can't trust a therapist, because i doubt the science behind Psychology, and I don't want my family to think I'm mind fucked. I don't want to be tolled I need meds.
Somebody fucking help me
>>684169827
bro you need to calm down and stop putting so much emphasis on shit. chill out. have a beer. enjoy the moment for what it is.. or what it isnt. your life is what you want to make of it. not what it absoloutely must be. its not important. know what is important your well being. fuck everything else, fuck the stress. fuck the job. fuck that shit. branch out, start some shit. or do what you've done. just do it different. do it so your happy! not happy? change it. rinse repeat. until death. past that .. well its...
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>>684169827
Psychology is objective science; therapists only use what's proven to work
They can be written off otherwise, see a therapist man
>>684169827
therapy does not work
meds don't work
talking from experience, it was waste of time.
>>684170927
i have all the fucking money but no friends... im not narscistic... and im not some commie who doesnt believe in money... i just want a friend... being born in a shame culture has put me in so much conflict.
I have tried living in third world country and i felt like i was going to kill myself because i wasn't being productive...
im such a fucking loner that when i graduated from college and got accepted in an IV league university i went bought my self some beef jerky and two energy drinks and...
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>>684171213
What i fear is they tell somebody that ive gone to a therapist... i tried once at my college but as soon as i walked in she gave me a paper to write my name on it and etc... i scribbled a bunch of shit and walked the fuck out of there...
what if this shit is written on some sort of report... i can never get a normal job or looked as like a normal person.
Nudist thread. Any age welcome
>>684173864
Op here. I checked and all women are over 18
Purenud1sm shit incoming
Mooooods get over here
Just be careful lmao
>>684173864
>Any age welcome
real subtle
>>684173864
Ass thread.
>>684171590
>>684172781
I will get a tatto tomorow right there, give mw your best idea /b/ trips and tomorrow i will deliver.
dickbutt.
/thread
>>684170838
Eh, off by one.
I would deliver, but please don't do anything too absurd.
A squirrel on a snowmobile
You fucking your mom, on a speedboat
Heart with roses, alongside with
Mommy loves me.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Procrastination Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important:
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Obligatory claim.
>>684173197
A joke for me.
Kud claimed
>>684172733
You don't feel nauseous at all do you? If not, you'll likely be ok, but stomach aches would be a bad sign
Akiko claimed, best waifu for laifu
>>684173197
Laifu
So faggots can fuck each other and it's okay. Metally ill people who think they're a different gender are considered heroes. But I get weird looks when I (26) go out with a 16 year old?
>>684171604
The world is getting pretty fucked up.
>Metally
>>684171604
That gif made my day
No-one knows why or who's doing it.
So on principle we blame the kikes, who knows maybe it is them this time.
>>684171604
Yeah, kinda blows.
>>684171107
rachel?
>>684171800
you know her?
>Pic Unrelated
>>684172008
>>684172161
Guessing yes, looks like an older pic
got nudes?
ヒトラーは何も間違っています。
>>684172335
naw.
dubs
dubs?
All these fails...
Singles get
>>684171397
You call those dubs?
If you could go to a pharmacy and buy any med you want without a prescription (just one), which would it be?
also general drug thread
Warfarin
Oxy, any other drug is objectively wrong.
>>684171744
xanax
>>684171744
Vvyanse 70mg
viagra
/b/, I'm looking for a pass sharing board
>>684172026
http://bitpasses.net/community/
Who is she?
>>684171073
>she
>>684171484
what this faggot said
>>684171591
thanks fam
>>684171073
Not a she, it's a trap.
>>684171073
Think it's a beaver or timmy turner
Hey fags. Trips décidé what WE do. 18 years Old. Belgium. Drunk.ayy waddup
kys
kys u gays
just kys
>>684173654
Butt sex
go kys
Hey /b/ underage fag here going on my first date tomorrow, any advice on how to not fuck it up?
bump
what age is underage?
>>684169135
softmore year in high school
don't mention 4chan and you should be good
>>684169250
Looks like I'm underage then
>>684168780
It depends on where you're going
which of my daughters should I force to suck my dick
>>684167764
Fuck off edgelord
Neither. Both jewish. They'll think your cock is a roll of coins and try and take it
Seek help faggot
>>684168921
Right
SOUNDCLOUD THREAD
last time i made this thread it went really well and a lot of good shit was shared around that i had never heard before
more for the electronic crowd but really anything is wanted! i want to hear it all
so share the music you've created, songs you enjoy or think are unique or whatever!
https://soundcloud.com/2-spoopy/vol -2
heres a groovy electronic funky bass mix i through together to show some people great groovin tunes~~~~`
will bump some
https://m.soundcloud.com/tennysonmusic/angus-julia-stone-for-you
>>684170431
https://m.soundcloud.com/jrobbdaproducer/carmack
>>684170650
hiphop/rap/rnb?
https://m.soundcloud.com/legekaleremixes/jungle-feat-masego
soundcloud.com/realyungspliff
yes, thats anthony fantano
if you have sex once and then never again... are you "not a virgin" forever or do you gain that status back after x amount of time of not having sex?
I wanna die in those tits
>>684169172
>>684169001
guys please, my question
>>684168672
Her back must be ripped from carrying those around.
And I would rub that back every damned day.
>>684169302
Those tits look like weird pepperonis so I shall answer your question. Once you lose it you lose it you don't regain the status due to an x amount of sex not given
There it is.
Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.
Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessly move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAXaCmky4Hw
cool dude
>>684168395
1 bullit and ur ded bro
>>684168395
You grabbed the small version of the image when stealing this copy pasta, OP. You're a real fago-faggot. Nigger dick for you only.
>mfw /b/
there is nothing original here anymore, only an hourly repeating cycle of porn, rekt, loli, feels and shit.
I'm done with this, I have to move on in my life. I will never come back.
sincerely, OP
See you tomorrow.
Bye, have a nice life :)
>>684170655
checked
>>684170655
this
>>684170345
What I'm hearing from you is that you don't contribute anything of value.
