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BODY PAINT THREAD
This is my fetish, but most things I find are to cheesecake or are unattractive. Can we have a body paint thread?
sauce?
Left or Right?
None are great, but I'd take the one on the left over the two on the right.
Right. looks like she'd be the better lay.
yea id fuck the elbow on the far left if I had to choose
Which one and what would you do?
feels thread
> tfw no gf
>>674503510
also, post your dank pepes
>>674503510
/b/
What's the proper pc term for colored people?
>>674503072
Nigger
>>674503072
>colored
>people
pick one
>>674503127
I second this
>>674503072
Black
asians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sw_lgX1q2w
Anyone else?
About.
>>674501063
what is this? some test or what?
>>674501063
http://www.politicalcompass.org
And I'm central hard left.
So bottom far left you'd call me an anarchist.
Which I am.
What job did you want as a kid?
What are you now?
Mine was youtuber but thats like winning the lottery these days
>>674501053
>What job did you want as a kid?
>youtuber
nigga how old are you, below what age do you consider beingg a kid?
A comedian
Chef. Now im a fucking special education psycologist: specializing in early development of autistic children.
What a road its been. i should've been a chef. My food is dank as hell.
>>674501053
are you under age?
>>674502680
has to be
> Hey /b/ over a long period of time I made my sister do sexual stuff to me when we were kids. Does anyone want to hear it. I kinda feel bad, but wished we kept doing it, we stopped when she was in 10th grade.
Go on.
>inb4 blacklisted
Tell us
> Right now me and my sister dont talk about it at all. We are grown adult. But along time ago when i was 12 years old and she was 8 years old. Lets call her sofia. We used to watch wwe wrestling on tv every friday night. We were so into it and even she was too oddly enough. So we tried wrestling, i didnt have any sexual thoughts going into it
fuck my shit up fam
>>674502517
Explain
Real brother and sister porn
Trying to find real incest on the internet is like trying to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
bomp for inturest
>>674498389
You can tell it's real because they call each other siblings in the speech bubbles.
>>674498389
love fapping to my sis (right)
>>674498845
Awful
Hidden Secrets, Hidden Desires.
I live in a house with teenage girls walking around all day dressed to fuck. DRIVES me crazy. I would NOT turn down offered sexual favors. Pic is an example of what I deal with, not the actual people.
i want my sis to totally control me.
>>674498687
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>>674501528
I can relate. I have a step-daughter that walks around the house practically nude.
>>674502090
My gf's twin and mother don't wear bras around me, and often end up flashing me. It's kinda awkward, cause gf's father is a mma trainer, and I definitely don't want any problems...
>>674502090
show us
I've wanted to fuck my cousin for years.
How do I let go of the past?
>>674502761
kill urself
by letting us fap to it. tits or gtfo
>>674502761
open your hand
>>674502761
U build a wall
"The past can't hurt you! It already happened!"
- Maakies
TRAP WEBM PLS ?
I will post webm if you provide name
>>674496721
Angela Fernandez took me less than a minute, learn to reverse image search
lurkin
>>674498790
can you even read?
YLYL
Godtier comedy edition
>>674501644
>>674501685
haha! These are hilarious Op post more!!
>>674501826
>>674501979
get thread
>>674502031
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>>674502229
>>674502281
wait for it...
Survivor thread first 19 get in,
RULES
pictures must be 90x90
Dont be a faggot
Survivor fiji brantsteele simulator
GET IN HER BROS
Spongebob
90 x 90 Judy Hopps
Snake the Legend
Big Boss
Is 90x90 a minimum requirement?
I ain't wasting my day resizing images
/b/, I believe I am about to be caught for cheating on an exam that I just took. Why did I cheat? Because I'm a lazy fuck and I wanted to artificially increase my grade by making it seem like I know more than I do, duh.
Anyway, evidently the university's online web portal is capable of detecting if the text submitted was imported from somewhere else (hard to describe, I wasn't plagiarizing but the text was coming from a link associated with Google). So after I submitted my exam I see a mile long of html code preceding each of my answers (in other words, fuck
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Hahahahaaa yes you are fucked
Sounds like your in a tight spot. When I'm in a tight spot I find a repeat thrusting motion to be the most effective at bringing about a resolution.
For how long have you been taking this course for, op?
>>674498951
Nearly 3 months. This was a midterm exam.
Stop masturbating at all immediately. That way no matter how bad things get you at least have something to look forward to.
>Hey fags, I have five cans of the deadly poison tuna.
>What do?
>Trips and I eat a can on live cam.
>666 trips and I feed it to my cat.
>Any lawyerfags? Can we make millions on this shit or what?
>Goog News: Tuna Recall Chicken of the Sea chicken of the sea recall upc code
feed it to your cat regardless
>>674500797
Feed it to your cat then sue the fuck out of the company
(this is advice, not just in case I get trips)
Feed to cat
porn webm thread
@674501128
>makes a webm thread
>doesnt post webm
Nice try faggit
>>>/gif/8254505
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>>674501762
Freckles and udders! Who is this?
>>674501532
source?
PLEASE HELP ME!
IM ABOUT TO FUCKING HAVE REAL FUCKING SEX AND LOSE MY VIRGINITY IN 5-10 MINUTES
The girl is a friend of mine and she thinks iv had sex a bunch of times, i dont want to blow it so she tells all my other friends! I fucking need tips badly PLEASE HELP! remaking thread because im desperate
Just fuck her right in the pussy
>>674499826
I suggest setting up a camera so we can all watch
>>674500620
i would trust me but shes driving me to her place right now and its fucking spur of the moments so i cant set anything up but i want to record the video and upload it to pornhub
BUT please to any non-versions i need tips so she doesn't think im a virgin i talked a big game and although im happy i dont want her to know im a virgin !
Go straight for the asshole
Dubs nudes
Trips Facebook page
okay why not
Interested
>>674501465
Close
Give 'em to me
rolllung
So /b/ I have a shitty thing I want to put out there, because I feel like a horrible person at the moment. This happened maybe an hour and a half ago, 2 hours we'll say. My cat (Pic related) had not been doing well. He had a fractured jaw and was starting to form a skin disease that was spreading to one of my other cats. I rescued that cute little guy when he was about 5 months old and got to see him grow and maybe 6 or 7 months ago he got loose for about 2 weeks. This is when I think he fractured his jaw. From that point forward he had a lot of issues cleaning himself,
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That sucks /b/ro, sorry you had to do it
>>674499564
The question is, did you enjoy it?
>>674499564
That sucks, I feel for you. I dread the day when I put down any one of my 3 cats, they're my best friends. In the future, I don't think drowning is the way to go, usually the vet will do it...i think.
Wow this has never happened before, I actually teared up reading something. gg anon
its alright dude, you had to
