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im a pedophile, should i kill myself? i have a really strong attraction to kids like 8 and up and ive never done anything to anyone or even looked at child porn (unless you count loli) i have pretty good impulse control but i dont think any sex offender should be allowed to live so i should just off myself right?
>>768060463
Correct
Perish
>>768060613
tips for following through? I cant get my hands on a gun but just want it to be as quick and painless as possible.
>>768060899
Drive your car into a semi, down the highway.
Killed my brother pretty quick.
If you dont have a car you are an autistic Neet.
But seriously, if you are going to do it, just pin to 110 - 120 Km/h and slam head on into a Semi. Should do the job brother
WISH THREAD:
- Make a wish.
- If dubs or higher your wish will come true.
>>768050531
This is woman-brained faggotry.
I wish for anyone that sees this post to meet their ideal romantic partner within the next 48 hours.
>>768050531
I wish to receive some high quality LSD tonight.
>>768050777
Woo hoo!
I wish for my body to instantly magically transform physically into a beautiful woman of my ideal appearance and traits.
Ok /b/ share you first nudes you ever got
>>first nude I ever got from a high school friend i went out with after graduation
>>768058189
nice try fbi
>>768058220
would FBI know how to green text tho?
>>ex gf
bump
>>768058319
>from now on, greentext to prove you're not fbi
Which big tit slut would you rather see naked?
right
>>768055163
Right
>>768055084
left
>>768055416
Left on left
>>768055084
Why not borh?
Is this the hottest nude you’ve seen today?
>>768057658
>pic unrelated
>>768057658
Moar op
>>768057658
gonna need more to confirm my suspicions that this is the hottest nude I've seen today
Yep. Been outside or browsing biz all day though
So now teens are doing this stupid shit and getting addicted
>>768056751
what is that?
>>768057422
Vape
It's a vape pen, dumb-asses don't realize it has nicotine
>>768056751
I got one to quit smoking. It kept breaking and the pods were expensive. Recently got a suorin which is cheaper to maintain and just generally better. I've been going lower on the nicotine content and I feel a lot better these days. Went from like half pack of cigarettes a day to barely using my suorin every other day. Feels nice
>>768057665
Cool
but this looks like a usb so teens use it
>>768057665
I forgot to mention. All in all I hate that people are just starting to use these off the bat. They are useful for quitting and in that I like them. It's just the stupid kids trying to be cool that gets on my nerves. What's next? They're gonna start drinking odouls?
singles leaves 4chan 4ever
>>768053268
Dubs and you leave 4chan 4ever
>>768053329
Well fuck. So long /b/tards
later /b/ros
>>768053268
I've been trying for years let me leave
>>768053821
See ya
Virginia Thread
Was a decent one this morning. Post what ya got boys. Bonus for 757
Anyone know her? 757
>>768051715
Anybody know Steff? 276
https://webmshare.com/1MaKP
>>768052278
Yep
Anybody got Mary K in 804?
>>768052785
How do you know her?
https://fr.m.xhamster.com/videos/its-in-my-ass-daddy-4-8241324
Got more if want
Asian thread
Here is my Chinese gf
I have much more of her if you're interested
>>768055543
more
>>768055543
Yes
>>768055543
More cp please
>>768055543
I just got back from 3 weeks in Shenzhen for work. I got jerked off by a different chick every night... and fucked 5 of them. Total expenditure for sexual services $700.
Downside is it’s hard to just return to jerking yourself off...
more pls
28+ thread
Who is over 28 and still getting on /b/?
Yes
>>768053761
born in '75. been on here regularly since about 2007. yes, /b/ has always been shit.
>>768053761
40. Most of my time is spent on other boards since /b/ kind of sucks now.
inb4 /b/ has always sucked
born in 1967, /b/ros
Imagine being the old, unwelcome guy at the college party. That's people over 25 on 4chan. Fucking kill yourselves.
Thanos snaps his fingers and kills half of /b/
Evens are spared
Odd die for the greater good of the universe
Start rolling faggots
>>768058201
It's a win win situation here, roll
>>768058201
End my suffering!!
Rollerino
Watch these quints btfo his ass and revive everyone
yert
Post Your Hand
Anon guesses your appearance and about you based on it.
>>768053874
ugly
I'll bite
>>768053874
Engi fag, ugly, mid 20s
>>768054424
a little overweight, chronic masturbater, into traps but has never told anyone.
Guess it
Trips leaves 4chan forever. Dubs stop jerking off to traps for at least a week. Singles has to jerk off to a woman.
Halves get
This isn’t even a hard one
>>768058085
I jerk off to women on the daily. I think im safe.
>>768058085
asdf
Easy peezy
Trips names my new cactus.
beatrice
>>768059200
close but no cigar
Citroën
Cactus
steven
Celeb thread
Post sluts and anons say where they'd cum
Reply for reply
>>768059206
last
Bump
>>768059206
The only correct answer is in her ass for any girls posted
First three words
Smash or pass
>>768054945
This one again
>>768055053
shiny and chrome
>>768054945
i would like to see her puke on black cock, please tell me such a video exists
Rollll
roll
>>768052112
roll
Only way I'm eating cum is if it's deposited straight into my mouth
>>768052112
>>768052112
spitting cum is a waste of protein!
always swallow!
fb / ig cont
I'm horny as fuck and I want to rape a bitch.
>>768056399
Would rape the every holy living fuck out of this girl. That body God damn.
