Sup /b/ Think I just got high for the first time. Smoked weed with a mate out back, that was about 20 mins ago or so, and i was feeling worried right after, but then after 5 mins I just got happy and wanted to laugh at anything. Started watching a try not to laugh challenge and didn't get past this black man smiling. https://youtu.be/_sCddIkFvMc?t=12 After this I felt like I should go throw up, didn't now i'm back in my room feeling dizzy and tired... whens this ware off? and anything else to come?
Only semi pic related I had on pc
was also my 3rd time smoking
:(
scrub a dub dubs
doise dubloons
>>714297057
Failure
What happened and is there a way to fix it, too poor to buy a new monitor.
Bump
LCD was damaged. That usually only happens when one of the crystals breaks inside. It's cheaper just to buy a new monitor. They usually cost too much to replace the screen.
>>714296639
is kill faggot
Who here /manlet/? How have you dealt with it?
>Only had 1 growth spurt during puberty at 12
>Maybe grew an inch or two after at most since
>172.5cm / 5'7.5
>Waited and waited for another growth spurt that never came
>Would measure myself with a tape measure and marker every month
>Wanted to cry when I realized the fact that it just wasn't going to happen
>Even women and 10yr old boys tower over me now days
>That one kid you were friends with that was always shorter than you
>Then he grew and was the same height
>Then he grew again and again as you remained the same
>When your mother made fun of you for being the same height as her and never growing even though it was her fault for fucking a manlet loser
>No girl wants anything to do with a manlet
>You never had any control over it
>Wonder if it's even worth working out because they'll always just think you're compensating for being a little man
>Just be urself
>>714296984
You know that 1.72 is not that short right.
Exept for the dutch, but fuck the dutch
5'5" here. Fuck this gay earth.
>>714297180
how come the dutch out of all peoples are so fucking tall
what did THEY do that everyone else didn't throughout history
5.6 here
You've good bro
poorfag here
how do i go about making quick money without working
inb4 paid surveys
pic related do not care if illegal
Become a whore. Sell your anus to other degenerates.
>>714296991
Street beggar. All you need is a cardboard sign, rough look, and a street corner.
>wants money but doesnt want to work
>unless youre born into big money im sorry to tell you this but if there was a no work yet make mad stacks method billions of other humans would already be doing it.
>when you get tired of being broke work and get paid then not be broke.
>or be less broke
>how smart are you????
>what was the last 4 or 5 books youve read lately
i dont want to get a new job and get paid at the end of the month, i want to get paid today.
im pretty smart and ive busked instead of begging
and i enjoy it but im looking for other quick fixes.
i like to travel from place to place and not stick around long therefore cant hold down a job in one area.
Can anybody explain to me why Universal Healthcare is a bad thing?
>>714297159
cause of this guy
>>714297159
I dont want all my money to be spent on niggers and niggers being shot flooding the hospitals beds.
>>714297395
/thread
>>714297159
Because it's far more difficult doing it effectively in a bigass country of 320 million people
sociology teacher is doing kahoots pls impress /b/
570135
I'm in
teacher is already triggered
making people do some big project now
thanks i guess even though this thread wasnt even up for five minutes lmao
>>714296992
what state
Creep shots
Why is /b/ only porn and oddly horrible ylyl threads now?
I never thought I'd see this board/website so fucking dead. Images load slower now due to shitty cheap servers, nothing but porn advertisement banners, no more quality threads.
Hiroshimoot really nagasaki'd this site huh?
>>714296767
Most oldfags either migrated to other boards/sites, became an hero, or just got a new life.
I mean, what's missing from before? Queen threads? Proper raids for lols? /b/ will always be built around the youngest group, which sucks, because the kids these days are fucking terrible pieces of shit.
>>714296767
this is actually my first time back to /b/ in awhile and honestly im guessing having a board dedicated to no particular subject doesn't keep a good visitor retention rate
other boards are just more consistent i guess? the server owner has nothing to do with it
I've been here since 2009, and the last 2 years especially you can see a major decline in...quality? Oldfags would tell you /b/ was never good, but I can remember days where it didn't fucking suck this bad. And I'm not going to ask where the oldfags went either, then the cancer that is /b/ now would follow.
online game cheaters are worse than aids, cancer and clinton combined. prove me wrong.
test
>>714297197
I'd prove you wrong but I can't
Therefore in my eyes you hold the absolute truth
u kant hak dis buts
>>714297197
cant prove you wrong.
This guy grabs your girlfriend's pussy. What do you do?
>He's 6'2'', 240lbs
>>714296662
Why would he grab my dream?
That's a man? I thought that was a fat ugly lesbian
>>714296662
height and weight mean nothing. he can't make a fist with those tiny fucking hands.
so I'd choke him to death then rape his dead body.
would sue 10/10
$$$
How many of you here are aware of the new world order?
>>714297100
ahh, that's why those syrian people are fleeing to other countrys
Daily reminder that Donald Trump won and he is the next president of the united states.
2 years of shilling, whining, and name calling all for nothing.
Better switch up that degree from feminist dance theraphy to a real one because all your lefty bucks are about to disappear and there will be no free college. Say it with me "Bye bye lefty bucks" :^)
>bye bye not talking like a faggot
>>714297538
OP's right.
>>714297288
Voted for Trump,
but goddamn are you a pathetic faggot.
Stop being a gloating fuckface and try to accomplish something in your life for once.
>>714297700
Like electing Trump? You see all the hate Trump is getting? Let OP have a laugh and just get back to your dickgirl threads.
Ausfag here, what are your theories for south park S20E10 /b/
>>714296590
Too heavy and involved for something that's supposed to be easy watching and entertaining
>>714296663
>/thread
>>714296590
People still care about that ?
>>714296663
South Park is supposed to be current and a satire. You are not supposed to be taking any of it seriously. In fact, theres a warning at the beginning that no one should watch the show. So, if you feel this way, dont watch it
So, I guess this isn't going to get much in this thread, and some people would call this a cry for help, or people might thing this is a spaghetti post... But the truth is, I'm so fucking depressed that I can't eat or sleep anymore. I've tried everything in my power to be as happy as I could be. Tried changing my enviroment, and as a last resort turned to weed. I haven't been able to stop feeling like this for years... I guess I should start from the start... I'm a 22 year old guy from Australia. Ice only had the one job and that's in fast food. I was bullied in school until I finally left in year 11. During this time, I had attempted suicide twice and failed both times. It wasn't uncommon for other kids to start fights with me, or break all of my school stuff. I've never really had friends, and when I've had friends, they wouldn't ever be around. I didn't get my first kiss till I was 16, and was told later that it was out of pity. After I had that relationship end on me, I progressed into a 12 month relationship that ended up making me sterile, due to the amount of ball kicking and beatings that went on, I know I could have left, but I feared that is be back to being alone. I then found one girl, got to know her, and dated for quite a while. Then, my heart broke as she said the words "I think we should break up". Those words shook me to my core. I was soon hospitalised due to my previous suicide attempts. After a while I left. Left the school, and got my first job. That's where I met a girl. She was nice and funny, laughed at my jokes, and we got along great. I was always unsure how people felt towards me, and I couldn't tell that she was attracted to me, I blew it off, and continued, ended up dating a few girls here and there, just of random websites, but I eventually dated the girl from work. She knew my past, and loved me anyways. I began a 3 year relationship with her. We had our ups and downs, but everything was okay. Prt 2 below
This is going to be my new favorite copy pasta
Boo hoo faggot.
We all have to deal with this, it's called life.
Things changed after the second year, she became angry, and spiteful, I'd get hit, more and more. My stress couldn't deal with getting hit anymore, I left. Saw a girl that seemed less violent. Turned out she was the most crazy person I had met. I left as soon as I could. I returned to the previous ex, knowing I still loved her, things turned okay for the most part, we were normal. Then, she turned again, I'd been by this point, cut, bruised, and hit in the balls a frightening amount out of her anger. I had enough, I left without saying anything to her after another one of her shouting matches, I told her I was leaving, i came back 20 mins later to pick up all of my stuff, and she came back in, after seeing that she wasn't in the house. I proceeded to pack up, and she walked in, still angry, I ignored her, and kept packing my stuff. She screamed "what? So its over now" I couldn't take it, I told her my piece and she screamed at me more, I lost it, I pushed her into the wall, causing a hole and I left. It's been 6 months and I javent had anyone talk to me since then... everyone took her side, and now... I feel that I need to kill myself... Just to end this torture.... I can't stand being in this catch 22. I just can't... I just needed to let someone know... anyone... Just so I have something that a person might see, to make them feel better..
Tl;Dr I fucked up and got rid of the only person that could love me. I'm dying.
Pics you shouldn't share
Faves you saved from anons
Full nudes of her please
Anyone got her set if so please help a bro out
>>714296096
Her pussy looks like the mouth of a turkish man.
Kiksloots!
>>714296086
Aeononyx
>>714296086
Hoiikbensammyx
Daddy kink. Loves being called kitten. Also kinda a bitch tread lightly
crABBY46
AdvanceTilNoon
Known as the "town pump" at my high school. She's never had a BF but she's been fucked by everybody I know. Except me obviously, because I'm a fucking beta cuck.
what's /b/'s opinion on idubbbz
>>714297275
he's alright
>>714297338
yeah i dont mind him
Hes a faggot nigger
he's pretty good
I woke up this morning to find my mom got drunk and texted me some pics and she told me to come over. I live in a dorm about 30 mins away btw
>>714297012
the wut now
>>714297049
Gonna share the pics with my /b/ros
>>714297084
Continue
And....... lets see em!
>my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"
>my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"
>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
>>714297344
cool repost, niggertits
>>714297344
Unoriginal post
1/10
