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YOU HAVE TO FUCK THE POKEMON YOU ROLL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVE
Reroll if above 721
If you reroll when it's not above 721 the pokemon gets to fuck you instead
roll
Do I need to look up the pokemon or something?
rolling
Roll
>>710140107
rolling
![Back_to_the_Future_(time_travel_test)_with_Michael_J._Fox_as_Marty_McFly[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uuLZdkg.jpg "Back_to_the_Future_(time_travel_test)_with_Michael_J._Fox_as_Marty_McFly[1].jpg")
You can go back in time to tell your 12yo self one thing. What would it be?
I'm sorry.
>>710124531
Don't starting drinking and using drugs and pay attention in school.
Start working out and don't stop
>>710124531
There's going to be a lot of bitches wanting to fuck. Even if they don't act like it at first. Stick your dick in every one of them.
>>710124531
When you're 16 and on the 8th of July masturbate furiously before school and you might last longer than 30 seconds you pathetic wankstain
Remember me 4chan? It's me, Anonymous. For failing to meet our demands for shutting /b/ down and reinventing the site, we have hacked every user who has ever used this site. Every person who has went on a forum to every person who has downloaded a picture, we have all your information. We are currently sending these records to the FBI, Police and National News. Make sure you check the news today, as your name may come up, and if not, your name will be next. This is Anonymous signing off. You had been warned.
Kys fgt
>>710136528
Is it wrong to google cat godess, and if so, how do I delete system32? Thanks.
>>710136528
>Every person who has went
pls no scary vendetta man
>>710136582
Name: Jason Smith
Forums: Regular Loli forum viewer, was there during the so called "Loli Marathon"
Pictures downloaded:27, majority of them Loli.
Enjoy prison.
Post 10/10. No traps.
>>710138417
Please post traps, I love traps so much.
>>710138417
please tell me there's more of this one
1,2,3,4!
I declare a holy war!
>ISLAM WILL DOMINATE.
>there is nothing you can do to stop it
Europe has fallen, America is next. Allah wills it.
Either you're an edgy faggot or another retarded sandnigger
Either way, fucking kill yourself
Islam is a shit religion followed by idiots
>>710126027
If Islam is so shit and we're so stupid, how come we're winning?
Your own daddy Trump says we're winning. You can't be so deep in denial.
>>710125616
mohamed is a pedofil cocksucker
>>710126343
post your hot, slutty friends right here /b/
>>710134660
>>710134734
ew the one in blue shorts is so fucking ugly i wanna fuck her
more amateur cock sucking bitches
Hoping this OP follows us here. Need more of her!
Anybody else voting for trump just to see what happens?
lol u dumb cuntr i voteing bush
>>710127158
What would happen is Trump would be assassinated. Mark my words. But he's not going to win though.
>>710127158
Yeah I did...probably 60% of US will too....gonna be a landslide,
>you heard it here first
>>710127986
Yeah but that's what /b/ said before/right after Obama won so....
>>710127158
I will vote Trump just to NOT see what happens if Hillary is elected.
What's the most unhygienic thing about you?
I usually shower maybe twice a week
I usually fap and jeez in my pants and I wear them for a while until they start to smell bad
I eat my buggers.
They are supposed to strengthen your inmune system.
my dick isn't cut and im starting to leak because oldfag. gotta wash the d if my gf is going down there, sigh...
>>710128585
Yeah, when you're five years old, not 25.
Cum on picture/dick tribute thread!
>>710134395
thats sexy
do her
prettiest tribute on the web, gorgeous cock and a beautiful girl
Can we get a young celebrities thread going? Only under 16s please
M A D D I E
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Hnnnggg
>Maddie posting while drunk
Now that is a rare feel for my one man thread.
>>710131602
maddie whatshername?
Cute gay pics, kissing, cuddling, anything cute
>>710130602
Fucking faggots kys
>>710130793
Make me :3
Trips decide what I do with my toe nail.
Smash it with a hammer.
>>710137894
cut it off and throw it away you sick fuck
eat it
cut it and eat it
eat it
Show us your gf, tell us your cuck fantasy
My gf,
Wish there was someone fucking her in this
>>710128874
A lot of black men and her being submissive.
>>710129182
Yer she got great body
Honestly,, to be under her while she gets fucked from behind and have her tell me to lick.
>>710130044
I'm mixed with white and Punjabi I'll Make that fat desi chick submit with her mouth and legs wide open
Kik mocohocarolyn
G/fur femboy edition
I've got something to put in you at the gay bar
bump
Has anyone here failed/dropped out of college? Hows life been since you left school?
I'm a disgrace to my family and myself and everyone around me thinks that I've wasted all the opportunities I had in life and that I deserve this.
I still get to live & game while doing absolutely nothing so its ok.
didn't go to college and instead spent my time educating myself with technical training (IT)
College isn't required, don't let people tell you that. It's just a part of the system that makes the world go round and round. of course they want you to be indebted to the institution.
>>710130671
Dropping out of college was the single most responsible financial decision I ever made in my life. Really wish I had gotten that dust collecting piece of paper tho, even tho I've never had to show one at any interview I've ever had
>>710130972
Hows your job?
Does it pay well?
I kinda dropped out for the most part although I did take 1 class this semester. I don't have the patience or motivation to spend tons of money on college and sit in a boring class all day. I got a job in the field I was studying anyway (IT) and I'm doing pretty good so far. I work as a systems administrator in a datacenter. I plan to just climb the latter.
I'm Canadian, and not for either party whatsoever. Just updating some people who think Hillary is ahead. Please share your thoughts.
>>710131582
But Hillary is ahead. Trump has already lost. Why? Because if you give Trump all of the remaining tossup states, he still doesn't get the 270 electoral votes needed to win the election. The remaining states added to his current states aren't enough for the win.
Hillary has already statistically won the election.
>>710131582
>Please share your thoughts.
This is one poll. Though it's true that Trump is gaining some ground, on average (considering the total polling landscape instead of just one poll) he's still about 5 points behind. If the current trend keeps up though, he could be ahead before election day. It's somewhat unlikely because it's unprecedented in US election history, but it's not impossible.
>>710131582
Who are these mysterious people taking polls. I never have been asked to partake in these mysterious polls.
Isn't it obvious it's all bullshit?
>>710131687
Source? Wait, there is none HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>710131687
p r o o f
New celeb thread
So much fap.
>>710132243
Selena has the sexiest feet
>>710132238
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710108142
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Here
Post music that help you not want to kill yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUXTR0CoQIM
hi I'm gay
>>710130840 (Alice)
That's ok I always remember you :p
>>710130877 (Yuuki)
Chicken as usual
Aspire to be that's all that matters :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnuQo3rj77k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnAsTFXmGZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pinxdGZe5aY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KtoKsT6fLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL9A77Fi25A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o9sWgxUstc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0stoXahQJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXZqnCnfPY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2jpSUuGQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pdGs2kr9p0
Well /b/ I really don't know what to think.
>>710123712
AVOID at all cost
> obvious
>>710123712
Think "NOPE".
Like how the hell are you supposed to date a chick like this. You know she's got to be a train wreck
>>710123712
i bet she gives mind blowing head
>>710123856
I'd hope so. Would hit it but definitely would quit it right after
