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Tinder chick was dumb enough to put her number in her bio
why don't you be a man and call her, faggot?
>>714292609
cause she ain't that hot
>>714292609
Right, she looks just chunky enough to have self esteem issues
Friends you'd fuck
I don't have any friends.
What's the worse 4chan has done? Beside killing this innocent girl, of course.
>>714291425
she killed herself, no one forced her to
her fault for sucking off a guy who openly recorded her and didn't oppose it
pizzagate
Assaulting this girl and therefore killing her father from a heart attack years latter.
>>714291425
Ruined an old man's pizza dream
Say my name...
>>714292390
John johnson
Salter Peroxide
>>714292390
Anonymous
Bendthedick Cuminsnatch
Destroy it Juan
![IMG_1267[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fzNlwl5.jpg "IMG_1267[1].jpg")
trips decides wat do
the reason why the timestamp is 13 minutes behind is because i accidently posted this in /pol/
>>714292343
RAPE A FUCKING KIKE ALREADY
>>714292444
>RAPE A FUCKING KIKE ALREADY
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH KEK IS EVERYWHERE
>>714292444
FUCK OFF FOR FUCK SAKE I CANT FUCKING RAPE SOMEONE IT HAS TO INVOLVE ME, MY DICK AND THE KNIFE YOU RETARDS
>>714292444
Checked
>>714292444
OP BTFO AGAIN BY /POL/
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Why cant we stare into the sun?
we can
>>714290015
Gotta use binoculars first
>>714290015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCM4JlXFYWk
>>714290046
>this
absolute madman
>>714290046
technically we can't
PIZZAAA
P-I-Z-Z-A
Gimme Pizzaaa!!
Why a girlfriend from rural China is the best:
I'm very lucky with my current gf. She let's me do anything to her even when she doesn't want. So if I want to fuck her basically I can for example walk up to her in the kitchen, grab her by her cunt and tell her I'm going to fuck her there. Then I forcefully grab the back of the neck and guide her to the bed. Push her on it. Pull down her pants and panties and just fuck her as hard as I like. No complaints.
I had a talk with her recently and asked her if she was letting me have sex with her even
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>>714290219
I bet she can smell good
>>714290455
For sure, she's a very good cook so her room always smells like nice food
>>714290536
Cool. Nice thread btw. It really took off.
>>714290536
Also why don't you post some nudes of her for us.
>>714290219
Enjoy Elliot Rodger kids op
help /b/
I have no money for food until Saturday, I'm fucking starving right now. If anyone has some spare cash in their paypal I would greatly appreciate it. I need about $20. I've been looking for work for about 6 months and got nothing back yet, I have a bunny to feed too.
My paypal is [email protected]
Show us pics of your rabbit
>>714289918
You could eat the rabbit
>>714289918
Or, you could earn money like everyone else you skint cunt. Even beggars are doing more than you by being in person when tahey take your money. Kys fgt
>>714289918
Lies motherfucker, i just got laid off end of october and had another full time job by 2nd week of november with no college education just a diploma, so unless your full blown autist, you're not trying hard enough
>>714289980
I would do, but I had to pawn in my camera for £25. He pretty much looks like this, just a bit fatter. His name is Austin and I've had him for about 3 years.
Do they use anesthetic on a cripple when they operate on his/her legs?
I couldnt imagine why.
>>714290519
Regulations or something?
Hey /b/ it's my birthday today.
Post hot women
Happy birthday, Finland.
Are you this lonely you have to ask for anonymous people to post woman on imageboard?
Holy shit.
>>714292373
yes
happy birthday anon!
Happy birthday anon!
Much love from Ireland!
can you x ray this please ?
legit
>>714290603
spooky
You're lucky I'm bored anon
wow , this is real ? :P
>>714291467
Can you do this one
Pick 3 for anal, pussy, throat
None
>>714289693
What the fuck was she thinking getting that shit tattoo on her arm
3 for anal, 5 for pussy, 2 for throat
Right claimed for all three (A, P and T) including marriage.
>>714289693
far left for all
i want to get into programming as a profession but the language i use is Visual Basic. Are there any jobs out there for me?
>also, coding thread
>i use is Visual Basic
A professional programmer uses what ever language they need to in the context of the project at hand. If you can only handle a single language, and especially if it's VB, I've got bad news for you, but hey, keep on learning. You certainly should pick up another language before you go on applying to any jobs, though remember, knowing a language is just knowing a tool, not the craft.
install gentoo
>>714290639
>knowing a language is just knowing a tool, not the craft.
damn. thats a golden quote there. thanks anon!
but to answer your question, i know other languages. HTML, CSS, i have messed with php and sql and also batch files. feel like im being pressured into learning C# even tho i think it may be a waste of time seeing how i know vb and they are basically the same. what do you suggest? python?
>>714290316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCM4JlXFYWk
This video explains it very well.
>>714291230
>what do you suggest? python?
Depends on what you would like to do. Python is a good all-around high level language - you can make desktop apps with it or use it for shell scripting instead of bash/batch scripts. For webdev, javascript is probably the first thing you'll need, though knowing python or another scripting language isn't bad there either. If you're interested in mobile apps, Android uses Java (though you can also do native code with the NDK using C/C++)....
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Need email or IP of this bitch Muriel de cooman
She destroyed my life, she has to pay for this
Orange is the best color, prove me wrong faggots. You probably like magenta or something you queers.
Green is the best. Our eyes are most sensitive to it, so it must be good.
>>714290525
Orange is objectively best. Fuck the haters.
Orange is a terrible colour.
The heirarchy is as follows:
yellow > purple > green > blue > black > red > orange > pink
>>714290525
>Not picking red
the colour of pride strentgh and power
orange is the colour of multiculturalism and faggotry
green is the colour of islam
>>714292166
red is superior in every way
Anyone got any overwatch trap porn?
>>714290770
you ask for trap porn, but you post a shemale..
>>714290770
traps are the gayest gay
>>714291402
>https://xhamster.com/movies/6923728/kimsatrans_no_hands_anal_orgasm_2.html
same thing really
thats a pretty specifiy fetish doubt youll find much
>>714291554
>same thing really
nah anon, learn some things first
A trap is a man who likes to dress up in women's clothing and make-up.
A shemale is usally a genetic male, who has taken female doses of estrogens to become biologically female in all aspects except that she still has a penis .
This guy is talking shit to everyone on Facebook. How can you offend him back in the most cruelest way possible?
he looks like that fag cartoon rapper Chozen
>>714289921
Better watch the way you talk to people you don't know. You dont no where i come from, who my inner circle is, or what i might be capable of when some1 ANYONE challenges my pride or honor. ESPECIALLY when the lame bullshit you have dribbling out your neck is said infront of someone i care about or a woman i like and/or have feelings for... so tread lightly youngblood cuz your about to start a fire that wont go out til EVERYTHING burns. Be careful. And if you dont wanna see shit go down like that then i suggest...
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His motabolism is fucking him more than any words ever could.
>still uses FaceBook
>/thread
Let's learn the alphabet
>>714290773
lets learn the fapabet
A
B
Here we go!
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A.
You just learned the letter A!
>>714290773
C is a letter to learn C is a let for me!
C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C
C is for cunt!
>tfw my best friend (male) came on to me last night
It was one of the weirdest experiences of my life. I hope our friendship isn't ruined
You have to restore the balance now. Cum on your friend at the same spot.
>it's only "gay" if you both cum
>>714290870
CAME ON TO
NOT CAME ON
You're right though, I have to level the playing field by revealing something incredibly personal. I'm sure this is exactly how it works in real life.
>>714290901
I'm not doing anything with a guy if I'm gonna get blueballed
>>714291017
If you also come onto him then it's just going to be gay relationship. You gotta tell him you respect him as a guy but you don't like dicks and that you appreciate him coming onto you but don't return the same feels. Fucking faggot
>>714291210
I don't have to try to fuck him, just disclose some personal shit so we're both equally vulnerable.
