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tell me anon, what's it like to be with a woman?
>>674909928
Like warm apple pie.
Warm apple pie that bitches and complains every fucking day until you have no soul or love for anything in this world and have become a hollow shell of your human self - living only to hope that there will be one day in the week when you can break free from the shackles of vaginal-oppression and become your own man again.
Boring
Like having sex with your mom but not as good
>>674909928
not as good as getting stoned and playing video games with mates.
CONTINUE the movie thread stop at 33:33 and post and guess!
>>674917140
Ver Jack
>>674917228
Correct!
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>>674917218
you arent supposed to talk about this one....
Post your girlfriends nudes thread 4
>>674915855
Bump!
>>674916678
Hoping the guy of the outdoors nudes at night hops in.
How old are you anon??
Post ages
21
>>674913018
im 12 my nigga. deal with it!
24
28
>>674913609
enjoy your ban, mate
whats my name
Tumblrella
>>674914743
Heisenberg
Malcom in the mecca
>>674915058
nope
>>674914743
Attention Whore?
Does your Gf/Wife know that you look at porn? what does she think or say about it?
>>674912433
mine knows and doesnt like it! but we have an agreement. Its ok as long as she doesn't come across it.
She says, "Why can't these retards get the tits in the shot?"
>>674912433
My girlfriend's mom left her family when she was a kid, so she grew up in an all-male household with her dad and brother. She knows how guys are, she knows that I'm naturally attracted to other girls and will look at porn. She's fine with it because she understands that there is a difference between having these natural feelings and acting upon them.
She'd be devastated if I cheated.
she knows i look at it all the time and doesn't care. she probably likes knowing that if she doesn't feel like putting out i at least have another way to get off. she'll watch it with me once in a while but doesn't look at it on her own
>>674912433
mine doesn't mind it but she makes a joke of it if she sees me looking at it. But she knows I look at it and doesn't mind. She claims she looks at porn too, could be, but I don't think she looks at it as much as me.
Basically as long as I'm fucking her on the regular and not messing around with other girls irl, she's fine with it.
..
Kill yourself
Trogen.exe
NiggerNet3000
>>674916209
aaah un manjarsh
Virus.exe
Is Donald Trump really a racist?
I don't think he is but he definitely panders to racists.
>>674911009
No. Only liberals see race in every issue. 8 years of Obama have brought us the cry of "Racism" with anyone who disagrees with you.
>>674911009
Are you kidding me!?
>>674911009
Is Donald Trump really running for president?
>>674911009
No. But a lot of America is so he caters to that. He's a businessman through and through.
ITT: we write a letter to the girl I like, one word at a time.
Dear Laurence...
>>674914755
Sincerely
- Niggers.
Only faggots and sailors are called Laurence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
ISIS
Can
Ja ja, der Opa machts, und das obwohl das Valium alle ist...
DEUTSCHFADEN!
Was geht? Was kommt?
Stehend pinkeln oder so fett und faul, dass ihr euch hinsetzt?
Brille hoch?
Wie oft duscht ihr?
Soll ich heute noch Drogen kaufen gehen?
(Seid ihr zumindest für 'ne Zeit mein shitgeposte los...)
>>674909852
Deine Fragen werden immer autistischer und peinlicher, kommst du dir nicht langsam blöd vor? Wie lange machst du das jetzt schon?
>>674910110
kekte
>>674910110
Ich mag dich auch, ruf doch die 110 an.
>>674909852
Hab nur noch 2 Tramal kauf für mich gleich mit ein!
>>674909852
>Soll ich heute noch Drogen kaufen gehen?
JA!
Hey /b/rothers,
what are you studying and are you happy with your choice? pic not related
>>674912345
lol at business studies being anything but not fit to wipe my arse tier
Actuarial science, I am happy with the course, but the bureaucracy of the job sounds quite off putting as actuaries usually aren't given enough time to accurately process information and thus end up making potentially misinformed decisions.
Studied communications, landed a job 3 months after graduation. Looking to move on in another 6 months to a better company, im doing alright
>>674913568
Mhmm
International Relations, how fucked am i?
I'm a married for 3 years and I'm still a virgin.
Ask me anything.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
do you have a penis/vagina?
Is your wife cucking you?
>>674913509
I still have hope
>>674913571
Pingas
>>674913719
No, she hate dicks.
The fuck is wrong with you?
Goth girl thread. Post your best!
Typical goth-girl:
I'm pretty ugly and overweight so I'll die my hair a stupid colour, fill my face with metal and cover my skin in 'art' and hope nobody notices.
>>674908690
Aw, did the goth girl say no to your beta ass in High School?
>>674908690
>I'm pretty ugly
>>674908837
Whether one did or didn't (alphas don't date goths) what I say is still true.
They're fat ugly try-hard edgewhores.
The only good thing about them is that they actively advertise their mental illness for all to see and avoid.
>>674909034
I see English isn't your first language.
so /b/ todays my birthday, i'm thinking of spending it alone in my room and playing some games on steam. Anyone have any good birthday ideas for someone with no friends and parents who hate them
go bowling
>>674913122
got portal 2 on steam? we can play co-op
Go to a pub or a club and just talk to people, because that's how you make friends. Hell, you might even get a couple of drinks or a girl out of it at the end.
>>674913122
play RPGs, they're mindless solo games.
Always helped me not to think about stuff.
>>674913585
no actually i just made my steam account i finished my computer like a week ago and ive never bought any games until a few just then
Hot YouTubers thread.
>>674910457
Where did you get her set in hi-res?
>>674910515
There's an album on Imgur somewhere.
she turned into a pretty basic bitch tho the last couple of years. Now 2011 dodger, that's someone i crushed on hard
>>674911406
I still like her videos but she has changed more recently.
>>674911406
>>674911670
What I hate the most, not just in her videos, but in TB's and Jesse's (to a lesser extent) as well, is how PC they've become. Dodger being the worst.
In gonna kill myself.
Trips and I live stream it.
Don't do it op
Watch Zootopia before you do it... You'll either be happier or wanna do it more.. .win win
>>674912000
Aw fuck... I just killed the poor bastard.. shit
>>674911845
Jesus Christ, I swear to god if you do there won't be anyone to protect the ones you care about from me, if you live than they do too.
>>674912000
that was fast
Hello anons of 4chan, I want you to be serious for a moment, hard as that may be.
In a video located below, Anonymous (AKA the hackers of 4chan) has declared total war on Donald Trump.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ciavyc6bE7A
So, what do you say we fuck over Donald Trump just like we fucked over Scientology?
This is a call to DDOS donaldjtrump.com, redistribute the above video online, and if Trump does not back down, physically display our force.
Do not let Donald Trump's tyranny lay ruin to America.
It is time for Anonymous to rise once
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First off, I live in Clearwater and can confirm that Operation Chanology didn't do SHIT. I should know, I took part in the protests and almost got shot. Second, there's nothing that anybody can do. The powers that be have decided that America has been around in its current form long enough. Whether they plan to use Trump to spark the war to end the country or simply to turn it into a dictatorship or oligarchy is not clear, but what is clear is that they have plans for him. Big plans. Whether he wins the presidency or not. And there's not a damn thing any of us...
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>>674912380
Also, today's Anonymous collective is a joke. Almost no in-person action, hacks are limited to releases of inconsequential info and DDOS attacks.
>>674912380
You're obviously a faggot, because 4chan loves Trump. Why don't you go try blocking traffic so you can get run over like the rest of the idiots.
>>674912380
kill yourself tr8-tor
>>674909335
Quite beautiful. But she is not yours. Try harder m8.
>>674909568
I feel absolutely happy that she is mine. What makes you think that she isn't? She made this photo just for me, image search won't give you shit.
let's see more of her
>>674909335
I need more pics of her for a rate
>>674909568
she looks lovely and has nice hair so i for one would kiss her cheeks then fuck her in the anals
My wild girl
ok
>>674912273
is that a dick?
>>674912273
Have her get wild then!
she pee her panties
>>674912273
Why does your girl have a feminine penor?
If she gets you hard, you must post "The fat-assed Spic made my dick move."
