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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>712622311
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Hug me yuno
Claimed.
Claim
not claimed
hunger games game time. post, niggers.
The other Kaze
Super Pepe
>Inb4 OP leaves again...
nude Jennifer Lawrence.
>>712631835
Watermelon Nigger
>>712631835
Mike "Zap the Gay Away" Pence
drawthread
>>712625725
I don't even know what swapnote is...
>>712626379
That upper lip kills this image. It all looks great except that botched lipjob
Requesting a puppy being loved
>>712626379
everyting looks lovely, but that top lip is REALLY throwing me off.
>>712626427
looks like mine tbh
Hey as a daily IV heroin user, I'd like to think all of those on here who haven't tried it before killing themselves are totally missing out on the best drug ever created. There is really no serious side effects besides the withdrawl but that shouldn't be a problem if your not poor. Also it's a great way to manipulate women into sleeping/being with you.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: penis iv works great
>>712625682
bait
>>712625682
Hey as a daily insulin user, I'd like to think all of those on here who don't have diabetes by drowning themselves in mountain dew are totally missing out on the best soda ever created. There is really no serious side effects besides the morbid obesity and crushing loneliness but that shouldn't be a problem if you sit on 4chan jerking off to facebook pics all day. Also it's a great way to wash down those cool ranch doritos.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: penis tastes great
>>712625682
Is that a plastic spoon
>>712626908
No it's a metal spoon painted white.
>>712627031
Is it made of the inarguably strongest metal on Earth - aluminum?
Your pet will die today if you don't reply to this thread with its name.
>>712625791
Rosie
Oppie Isgai
>>712625791
Benny
>>712625791
lou boy
>>712625791
OP's mom
Roll for your wizard, fags
27 get
>>712628190
Relllllll
Rolllllll
roll
>>712628190
Rollin
FB thread!
>>712624644
>>712624681
>>712624715
Saved pics you want more of.
>>712621616
How about this one from this thread >>712614162
Is there moar of her??
Dumping what i got
Saw her yesterday. I want more!!
more
No reroll
roll
Yes sir
>>712616844
roll
>>712616844
I guess I'll roll
Rolling!
X-raying your stuff.
Not everything can be x-rayed. If she's obviously wearing a padded swimsuit or bra, or if the image is poorly lit, it can't be done. Thin fabrics without a pattern, in good lighting, and a high quality image, work best.
A couple of catch ups from the old thread
1
>>712630474
Please do her
no bra. give it a shot?
2
>>712630594
>>712630606
My bad man. Good stuff, thanks
Non-white here, what does it feel like to be white?
Feels good
>>712626255
elaborate
>>712626102
everyone assumes your life is on easymode and if you ask for help you're worthless to them.
then there's the brainwashing guilt, then the genocide and any outspeak about it puts you in camps they call prison, scary stuff mang.
if it's white it aint right.
like toilet paper in a shit filled toilet
>>712626102
Fuck knows man, never been anything else
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™
FRAGEN
Schwul?
Wein oder Bier?
Seid ihr mit euch selbst im Reinen?
In wie vielen Frauen seid ihr schon ohne Gummi gekommen?
Was habt ihr heute noch so vor?
>>712625734
>Schwul?
ne
>Wein oder Bier?
ja
>Seid ihr mit euch selbst im Reinen?
jein
>In wie vielen Frauen seid ihr schon ohne Gummi gekommen?
1
>Was habt ihr heute noch so vor?
wichsen, essen, joggen
>>712625734
>Schwul?
definitiv nicht
>Wein oder Bier?
bier vor wein
>Seid ihr mit euch selbst im Reinen?
weitestgehend
>In wie vielen Frauen seid ihr schon ohne Gummi gekommen?
~15
>Was habt ihr heute noch so vor?
Gleich Fitnessstudio und heut abend bisschen borderlands
Falls 144hz Anon kommt:
Tagesangebote:
PS4 Bundles (da hat doch...
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>>712625734
>Schwul?
ne
>Wein oder Bier?
Bier natürlich
>Seid ihr mit euch selbst im Reinen?
arbeite dran, atm aber eher nicht
>In wie vielen Frauen seid ihr schon ohne Gummi gekommen?
2
>Was habt ihr heute noch so vor?
duschen, auf Bewerbungsgespräch vorbereiten
bump
>>712625734
>made in germany
you mean scat porn right?
even the way the flag is drawn there, looks like poo, tell me how you managed to perfect your poo to include all those colors?
God tier weapons in videos games.
this
>>712626176
what type of fucking autism is this, kill yourself you cunt!
>>712626098
This fucking thing
>>712626576
>HES GOTTHE HALO ONE PISTOL, RUUUUUN
>>712626576
TSK COME AT ME
Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread.
cuck
nigger
>>712624336
I aint got no game
Trump won, Clinton lost and she's to blame
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Black girls appreciation thread. No mixed girls allowed.
>>712623244
>not liking mixed women
A faggot is you, OP
>>712623244
Mixed black girls are black girls, retard. You can't mix out black ancestry, cuck.
>>712623859
>>712624059
/b/ i think i may have messed up. i had been wanting to try anal with my gf for a long time but she never was comfortable with it. after about half a year of asking about it now and then she said ok IF i first experience it myself with a friend of hers. i've actually never done it to anyone before so after thinking about it for a few weeks i agreed. after all it couldn't be so bad, and even if it was i would get to fuck her ass on a regular basis.
now forward to the day itself, we did some research together about cleaning yourself etc, everything seemed alright untill i met the guy that was going to fuck me, he was bigger than me and what was most annoying, he was black, like i'm not racist but i don't particularly like them either. when we started to get into it he was kinda rough with me but used plenty of lube so it didn't hurt too much. all in all it didn't feel too bad, she seemed to enjoy watching it aswell. the thing that made it weird was that after about 20 minutes i actually came from it, it was a very weird kind of orgasm. this made her oddly excited and couldn't help but laugh a bit. i felt pretty embarrassed but after a bit longer the dude finished and i knew the worst part was behind me. fast forward a bit, she didn't seem as eager to have sex anymore the coming week, but she did let me do anal. it felt great but i only lasted so long it didn't really feel like i got a good deal out of it. now i'm afraid she looks at me differently, any advice /b/ on how to fix things if they're kinda fucked ? i know the rep /b/ has so try not to focus on the events too much but rather on how to fix it, thanks.
>>712624758
she thinks you're a sissy.
make the best of it.
buy some fishnets, practice your makeup game, spend more time on your hair
There's something here about a certain someone being a faggot
hey JIDF this is a new low for you guys.
I hope there's a Palestinian rocket with your name on it OP
>>712624758
Are you the same person who posted this last time?
>>712624862
i've never had any interest in men though, she knows this. she was the one that set these terms .
If trump won a democratic election, why are people talking like getting him deposed would be a good thing?
because a lot of people are anti-democratic
the electoral isn't democratic.
and Hillary's up by 4,000,000 votes now.
thankfully liberal lobbyists are "in talks with electoral college voters"
also, he can't be deposed, the electoral college hasn't even voted yet (they vote in mid December)
>>712624290
Im from Aus so im not 100% on how the US picks a president, but if people vote for it, and it isnt rigged, is it not democratic?
>>712624392
The People didn't choose the electoral college.
The People chose Clinton by 4,000,000 votes (and counting)
>>712627198
FB interaction required. post pics
>>712627198
shane just added me on FB. Trips decides what I message him.
>>712627664
Are you interested in a threesome with me and Ellie?
winner
>>712627777
well shit.
>>712627664
screencaps pl0x
if you are worried than just don't post anything you stupid retard.
All the time! It's kind of exciting but terrifying at the same time
>>712620943
I'd really like to see more of her.
Nope. I'd actually like it if she was.
>>712621165
svenskar här som vill posta några tjejer man kanske känner igen? :p
10/10 asses
