Hello guys so i got something on my cheek but idk what it is it's not pimples, do you guys have any idea?
>>674972664
Herpes.
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>>674972664
Herpes
It's a bad case of faggotry, try sucking less dick.
How did i get herpes? I went down on my girl once but i dont think she got herpes :o
I have a wincest story /b/. This happened a couple years ago
>be me
>be 16
>I'm a solid 8/10
>have a 11 year old loli sister
>we're really open with each other about almost everything
Now to the story faggots
>Mom is druggie piece of shit so we live with our dad
>Dad leaving for the weekend for business and I've been tasked for taking care of my sis
>4 in the morning
>see my sister standing outside my door
>whatdoyouwant.png
>"I had a nightmare anon"
>"What do you want me to do about it?"
>"Can I sleep with you?"
>I'm reluctant but let her
>She crawls into my bed and we're sort of spooning
>"you comfy?"
>"Yeah"
>"Night"
>"Night"
>Wake up next morning with my dick hard and my sisters back pushing into it
>Try to push her away but end up waking her up
>"What's that anon?"
>It's nothing"
>lies.gif
>"Really what was it?"
>"Have you had sex ed yet?"
>"Why?"
>"When guys wake up their privates get hard."
>panic.jpg
>"You're my brother!"
>"I can't control it, it's just something that happens"
>"You're still a pervert!"
>"Whatever"
>Get out of bed and have some dope ass Reese's Puffs for breakfast
Continue?
(Pic Unrelated)
Meh, go for it. I have time for a good read.
go on xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>674972190
cont
Continue
Let's get MoonMan to the top of this "best rappers of all time" list.
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-greatest-rappers-of-all-time
top 10 almost there
I've done my part. protip remember to downvote everybody else
Moon Man already at #9
>>674972473
good effort there, voted
roll for you're prom date
>>674971966
Let's go
*your
Rolling for 9. I'd make it impossible to shit normally ever again for her.
>>674971966
why is the fugly one dubs?
Thread FR pt 2
Salut les tantouzes, ça farte ?
>>674973401
Bonsoir m'sieurs dames. Je fais un petit tour sur le thread français avant de me coucher.
>>674973660
On fait aller
Y a pas mal de fr sur /b/ mine de rien. Je traîne souvent sur /tg/ alors je me doutais pas.
>>674974001
Non mais surtout depuis quelques semaines on arrive à discuter, c'est assez sympa.
D'habitude t'avais une succession de "MARINE MARINE MARINE DEHORS LES BOUGNOULES" et de "DEHORS LES FACHOS ET LES FLICS ET LES CURES NO PASARAN LOLOLOL".
On s'améliore.
enough with the jokes,. how to we stop this lunatic from actually getting into office?
>>674968377
You don't. There are more retards than smart people on the US.
Realistically. To vote. Surest way? Bullet through the head.
>>674968377
Fuck off Reddit
>>674968377
>how to we stop this lunatic
>how do we make sure we only elect people who are already sold out to corporations and the media and the bankers
Let's continue.
First 24
Zoidberg
A teeny tiny spider
Boxxy
Martin Luther King Jr
Ask a normal, non terrorist Muslim anything.
Pic unrelated
>>674966296
Do you like eating sausages?
>>674966543
Actually, I buy these beef hot links that are bomb as fuck (pun not intended kek)
>>674966296
what do you think of salah abdeslam?
>>674967323
yeah yeah, you don't want to answer this, right? because then the "non terrorist"-part would be revealed as a lie.
My naked mouse Wikilinx died. dubs decides what I do with body
>>674972993
eat it
>>674972993
viking funeral.
Turn it's body inside out.
>>674972993
stick it up pooper
Pic related. Not much of a drinker (prefer amphetamines, LSD etc) but I went out and got a. Bottle of whiskey (pic related) but don't really know much ab drinkin proper and such. Do I really need to put a bit of water in shouldn't ice be enough?
Looks like a pretty good whiskey, I would drink it neat or with ice, maybe mix it with cherry coke
Drink it straight faggot
>>674964417
>looks like nice whiskey
>ruin it with water and soda
Jesus Christ
Best whiskey-related advice I ever got was as follows:
The Scottish say you should have about a spider's ass worth of whiskey in your mouth at a time to really taste it. I.e. a tiny amount.
Drink a spider's ass worth at a time. It'll last longer, and it'll taste much better.
Don't add ice. Maybe a drop or two of distilled water. Literally drops. No more.
trap thread
>>674968733
>trap
>literally posts a picture of a man that doesnt look like a girl at all
kill yourself faggot. In order to be a TRAP you have to look like a GIRL. Thats LITERALLY just a naked dude. This is a trap
>>674969851
You angry
>>674968733
thats not a trap thats just a tiny pic of male genitalia
make Moonman 1# second train
vote here
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-greatest-rappers-of-all-time
Script here
https://mega.nz/#!0ttGHLrY!DYwsn0C2qpcQK4pN0KEWykSAGqnOAydGmwln43Qxgp4
>>674972377
Fuck yeah, bump.
Remember to thumbs down everyone above him too.
>>674972377
C'mon, bump it again /b/tards
If you open it in incognito, vote, close the browser, and open it in incognito again, you can continuously vote. Also, when you vote for moonman, if you votw down everyone above him, it will make his rise to the head of niggers quicker
roll dubs for twitter @
will bump with nudes
bump
Free porn!
Those pictures of you?
rollering
Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
>>674968609
get
Why not
epik op
epik /b/-tier b8 omg you gonna totally deliver
commit suicide you literal spambot
thats sasha grey...
Miley Cyrus
why is this even allowed
>>674970073
she's cancer
HE'S BACK. START YOUR FUCKING ENGINES.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/03/20/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--emergency-broadcast
yay
HYPE
youtube hellbillycuntrymuic I made some remixes and splices e has never heard
bump we need to SPREAD IT AROUND LIKE WIIIIIILD FIRE
Incest thread? Pictures and stories.
bump
>>674963199
fucking wrong one...
keep bumping hold on
Heard some people call her "the ghost". Why? What's her story?
>>674969122
Didn't you know? She's the fabled ghost of USC.
>>674969122
who is she?
Last two digits of your post decide how many hours you have to go without fapping.
rolletto
rollin
>>674969598
Nice
Gimme 00
s/fur
Checking in.
Steve Holt once drank the juice out of a glow stick in an attempt to make his penis glow.
