Fb friends you fap to
all i ever wanted was a hug from a girl. i knew a gf was out of the question, as was sex. it would have been nice to hug a girl though
i'm fucking 26 years old and never a hug. seriously it's never going to fucking happen.
>>715323830
24 k/d/v here
It's ok, we're gonna be wizards and then some day even wraiths
>>715323830
have you never had a job before with female coworkers? They've never give you a hug?
>>715324039
>implying i can take 4 more years of this
>>715324096
yes i have had a job with female coworkers, no they've never given me a hug.
>>715323830
That is depressing and i hope youre lying. If not idk what to say just get a prostitute or something.
Your 10 year old daughter has a 25 year old boyfriend.
Your hear them fucking in your daughters room every now and then.
She never complains about him and is generally happy as can be.
Would you be OK with this? Why (not)?
Not OK, I don't want to catch any diseases.
Not okay with this...I have a daughter I must have messed up big time.
Chris Hansen would like to speak with you
>>715331059
That's your only problem? I'm ok with this
YLYL THREAD
https://youtu.be/Grqwh9jgdOM
OC here.
>>715323522
Nice feet
Name our band /b/
>>715319653
Attention Seekers.
>>715319653
Group Day
You already have an album cover
>>715319653
The Twee Hipsters
>>715319718
rekt
>>715310920
no one can find sauce for this chick
>>715310920
LOL.
Is my ex sucking my dick.
Very unsaucable, what are the chances I come back across this on /b/?
Good day anon.
>>715313068
She's your ex? Post more?
>>715310920
theres like 4 pics in this set, other is of her ass?
i remember seeing them a long long time ago
>>715310920
i have moar. wait and i will find
##FACES OF /B/## NO.6
NEW THREAD
OLD THREAD
>>715326156
You know the rules
>>715330403
what if i don't know the rules?
>>715330403
Wait why did you use my photo?
>>715330456
seriously wtf are the rules op
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715308016
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yonaka claimed, hands off
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715329330
> Syndra is getting nerfed next patch
I'm not ready to stop seeing your face in these threads
>>715301174
Continuing old Loli Thread got post capped
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=593
Op here continuing from (not op from prev thread)
>>715323331
15/22
16/22
16/22
soz afk'd to buy food
odds we fap
evens we dont fap
>>715320913
post more then
>we
... What?
Roll
>>715320913
I'll roll for myself, can't speak for the rest of you guys
Time for a new crossdresser/trap/sissy/mental illness/general European male thread
>>715327436
this is the same gif i posted in the old thread asking if anyone knows the sauce of the trap
>>715327692
nothing's cooperating, my tablet is shitting out and my PC is slow but I have the sauce. It's CDCutiePie
>>715327804
More of him. Both of his tumblrs are gone but his xhamster is still up. His twitter is dead though
I've been thinking a lot about Pizzagate, and how the internet is reacting to it. There really is a lot of weird shit going on. Odd thing is, even on 4CHAN of all places, public opinion seems to be that "it's all bullshit". I keep seeing the same talking points "refuting" the evidence. "The pizza place doesn't even have a basement". All the pizza talk, literally hundreds of "coincidences" all pointing to at least SOMETHING else going on, but no one seems to be batting an eye. No one even seems to be arguing against the evidence. Everyone is just 100% convinced it's fake before even reading up on it. I don't get it.
It's almost like there's some sort of manipulation of public opinion going on. What if this shit is for real, and this is what a large scale cover up looks like online?
Pedo rings linked to higher ups in the government isn't something new. I'm starting to wonder if maybe all this pedophile shit is some sort of rite of passage for the highest positions of power in government. They all do it, so if they need to remove someone from power, there will always be "dirt" on everyone.
I for one, am completely convinced. After reading up on all of it, looking in to all the connections and "coincidences", no fucking way could it even be "disproven". It's undeniable. Why doesn't anyone else see it?
dude, they literally ( and this is no joke ) hore trollteams and shitbots to vote down , burry down, spam away, derail, etcetc... any posts and sources that discuss this shit on the internet.
it's a sort of web-psyop
>>715325257
sauce?
interested to read about this
the psyop has as it's goal, to make you think / feel, that you are alone, an outsider, the excception, makes you think that only you ( and a few others ) see it, for what it is.
see, you're already doubting yourself.
dont fall for the psyop, dont waste time discussing with these bots n trolls, just focus your energy on the constructive thing, that is : publishing, collecting prove, inform others, send out the message.
they want to make you THINK that you'r alone.
Don't let them.
Because you aren't
>>715325067
>No one even seems to be arguing against the evidence.
What evidence?
drawthread.
happy birthday edition
requesting shemales.
I want to fucking die because I am trash at any sort of art beyond completely rudimentary images and anything I attempt results in inevitable failure.
>>715323460
There are no shortcuts.
Git gud or cry trying.
drawfags gib me refs for group picture purposes
you can also gib me requests
i don't care if lewd or no lewd
WWYD 4
Suck those toes
Break these bitches.
Do mine and I'll do yours
>>715326305
I invite her around to my house party an hour before it starts and get her so drunk she can't talk straight. I tell her that I'll look after her and know a trick for her to sober up quickly which involves tying her down over a table, her holes available. I put an open mouth gag in her mouth so she can't resist at all. I put a jar next to her and write $2 a fuck on her back. There isn't a second throughout the night where at least two of her holes aren't being used, and at the end of the night she is surrounded by cum, saliva and a little bit of puke where a guy tried to get her to deepthroat a little too deep. Obviously it is her mess so she has to clean up, but I don't give her any equipment, she cleans up with her tongue. Covered in cum I force her to walk home by herself, where she will inevitably get raped and facialed by plenty of homeless men.
I make $500 from her..
tell me how youd fuck her
Managed to get internet connection in prison, AMA
>>715327697
do you get given the cum often?
>>715327697
thats all you need really, that and lube. but you can order lube now that you have internet.
>>715327697
Why are you such a faggot? Also, will you get back to work?
>>715327697
Timestamp
Ok /b/ most offensive jokes you know. Go.
women's rights
What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a hotel window.
What gets smaller, but keeps on screaming? Baby in a blender
Gays
Old thread is kill. >>715316604
Dubs makes requests.
I'm the original dude who recommended self face fucking, rolling for that again
Show what you're drinking op
>>715327212
Henney
>inb4 nigger
Just got tired of Captain mo's and wanted to try something new
>>715326929
cut "im gay :)" into your forearm with a knife
CELEB THREAD
>>715325299
Love iggys ass and tits
>>715324571
>>715324571
jesus fuck...
SUP /b/TARDS,
It's Sick-kun and I'm back with another chapter of my chronicles.
If you don't know me, I made a thread about a week ago asking for some help from medfags, offering a greentext story in return. The greentext story caught fire and became pretty popular.
I don't need medfag help anymore, but I feel a need to give you guys more of the story. So I'll dump the first two chapters of the story then dump the new chapter I wrote.
If you like it and want to finish reading it, just bump the thread and keep it alive.
>So back in highschool when i was 16 year old underage ban, I joined my theatre program in my school since i heard there were dozens of girls thirsty for the D(which was true, due to the influx of gays which left an overstock of pussy). I join and become friends with a lesbian, lets call her M(she's not the focus, her girlfriend is).
>I hit it off with M, a les who's short with the fattest booty this side of the Mississipi and eyes the same color of Walter White's meth.
>Very talented singer and actress, but a bit too much of a feminazi for me.
>Meet her gf through theatre. Tall, curvy, blonde. Perfect smile, pefect body, also had a big ol booty. 10/10 dick daimond on first glance
>hit it off with GF, gonna refer to her as D from now on (no homo)
>D and I both 16, have a lot in common (like all these stories go). We start hanging out outside of school and she's lowkey flirty with me
>hella dumb beta male, never notice until later
>M starts noticing, starts getting hella jealous
>At the same time all of this is happening, we're getting ready for my first big show/the biggest show my school has put on
>D ends up dying her hair black to fit her character
>HNNNNNNNG.jpg
>Out of pure fucking luck, D ends up being my main dance partner for one of the routines
>MOAR FUCKING HNNNNNG
>P.s at this point, im a relatively attractive guy, like 7/10 but i am bony as fuck and D thinks i can't lift her for one of the routines
>lift her on first try, she's impressed and compliments me
>DICK IS PURE UNREFINED COAL
>D and I grow even closer as we spend tons of time rehearsing our dance
>rehearsals are daily and as opening night gets closer, we start doing weekend rehearsals which means an extra 4 hours of us all up on each other
>also means me SEEING DAT GOSH DARN BOOTY IS SWEATPANTS
>blah blah blah skip to opening night
>D is super nervous, so the whole time we're backstage im trying to calm her down
>"Trust me D, we've got this"
>"...but i don't know anon, what if i mess up?"
>"uh no, you wont. at all. You're great at this. believe in the me that believes in you"
>RARA FIGHT DA POWAH
>our routine goes ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT
>We go backstage, hug, and I can still feel her shaking from the nerves. Honestly, she was so warm and it felt nice that i could comfort her a bit
>She's starts calming down
>"...thanks, anon :)"
>I smile back at her and leave my hand on her back while she's still pretty close to me.
>M comes walking and sees us from the other side of the stage and sees us
>pure rage in her eyes
>M: "ummm anon, why is your hand there" in a tone so condescending I would've slapped her if I wasn't so hard from how i killed that routine
>D:" don't worry about it. He was just being there for me, so don't get pissed"
>M rolls her eyes like they we're on fucking ecstacy
>I turn my face away so they can't see how i'm my face twisted into a smile over the fact that D defended me.
>IknowWhatIMustDo.jpg
>blah blah blah show goes great. I end up sticking with theatre because i'm crushing on D, even though her and M are still together
>D and I start hanging out more, she starts telling me about their relationship problems and how M is jealous of me for no reason
>"no reason"
>time skip: couple months. M & D finally break up.
>Introduce character D's dyke best friend, V
If you're reading, bump the thread if i take long. So may trash thread get made, I dont want this one to 404 too soon
>V fucking hates me, a common trait that all of D's girlfriends have, including her current gf (blatent foreshadow. I'll explain the juicy bits in between)
>at this point, D and I are texting each other on a daily basis. Flirty texts, still don't realize D is interested
>V and D start getting really close, I start getting left out more and more
>I dont notice as much since i start dating this other theatre girl
>Also tall and blond, well call her A. she's german with perfect legs (in case you haven't noticed, tall blondes are my type)
>D and V start dating. D and I start hanging out less and less
>feels, but i was focused on graduating and my gf
>Graduate at 17 with honors as a thespian funny enough, still together with A as I start at a pretty good university nearby
>D and I still talk often, just not daily. We both have our gf's
>I end up breaking up with A after finding out she cheated on me with another guy in the department and lied to me about it.
>heartbroken
>D hears about it and texts me. I tell her about it. She's pissed
>"Anon, i would never treat you like that... you're don't deserve that. I wanna beat A's ass so bad right now"
>boner
>d and I start talking everyday now....She starts telling me about how hard things are getting between her and fucking dyking V.
Cute girl bread - bonus if they're non-fobby Asians, but any are good. Hail to this cute af Filipina.
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