ITT: Things you think only you do
>can't sleep without the sheet over my ear and feets under it
>Before I leave my house, I have to wash my hands in case I eat something with my bare hands
>neighbour can see through my window when he's upstairs. I think he often sees me fapping.
>>702556264
>run a catheter up my urethra, drain out all the piss, then fill my bladder to the breaking point with jizz lube
>>702556264
>can't sleep without the sheet over my ear and feets under it
Ikr, sleeping without a blanket/quilt feels fucking weird now, & it has.to be over my ears or I think a spider or some shit will crawl in.
Put miniature marshmallows is the freezer. I like frozen marshmallows
>>702556264
>in case I eat something with my bare hands
nigger, start carrying antibacterial hand cleanser with you
Hey /b/ what's going to happen to them?
ORCED
they're going to take on a secret identity?
they're going to hell
About to get rekt
Hey, my boss installed new "undercover cameras"
Any ideas on how I can find them? I like fucking and drinking sometimes during work.
How do you know it's not a bluff?
>>702553436
Look under the covers.
>>702553436
Hack into his pc and watch the cameras
>>702553436
What kind of work do u do? Also that pic is my favourit line from him
moar like this /b/
post moar fag
Dear FRENCH anons.
I might have to live in Clermont-Ferrand for two years. I'm 31yo and will be working at BlaisePascal.
How is the city like?
Bohemian? boring?
please help.
>>702551950
Start studying the Quran
redneck city
>>702551950
i don't fucking know, i've never been there. everything's the countryside to us parisians, anyway.
if you like wine, it's cheap everywhere in the country, so that's always that i guess
Too many sand niggers
No YLYL? ylyl bread
facebook faps
Racists
OP
bait threads on /b/
>>702557069
misogynists
>>702557069
Pedophiles
my gf wants to know what i fap to. how do i explain loli to her?
You dont faggot just say normie porn
>>702556151
You don´t, you just lie nigga
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/426/
Seriously just lie
Hey guys! I wanna shoot up my school and i want tips. Either bomb recipes or tips on how to get guns
Good job wasting the fbi's time. Bot only is this a troll but i also not american. GJ faggot.
Tomboy / Short Hair Thread?
Post your best.
OC preferred.
>tfw no girlfriend who looks like Zarya to protect you from all the bullies and to peg you at night.
>>702556726
more of her? OC?
>>702557109
She looks like a buff version of OP pic.
Now I want to track them down and have them fuck me within an inch of my life
exactly how long is her clit?
>>702556475
not long enough
>>702556475
idk bruh, bump for interest tho
here is another pic of her
Technically that's clithood, but in reality it's a dick. Length: 5cm.
shit like this and a yly thread i guess
>>702555961
girls you want other anons to fap to part three
>>702556666
please more
Who?
Who??
Hey /b/
I saved this lil guy from drowning in my creek.
Dubs decides.
>>702555520
stick in butt and post pic
Make him crawl into your urethra then piss him out
Free him.
>>702555609
Try again
FB fap thread continued.
>>702557176
oh good
>>702557176
>needs more duckface
>be me
>sister fucks a nigger
>don't care
>still don't care even when she got pregnant
>both goto jail
>they lost custody for their kid
>I can obtain custody or allow him to go into being a foster kid
>be conflicted on what to do
Somehow my sister has fucked over my life once again. I've met the kid only once. It was when he had a school project. He somehow knew I was a computer engineer and contacted me to see if he could job shadow me. I'm conflicted /b/ I can financially afford him; however, I am not married, and there are many other factors to count, which causes me overall to be unsure.
How old is the kid?
>>702555438
What did they get arrested for?
>>702556160
13, he's a freshman in high school now.
If you like the kid do it, cuz otherwise he'll have a shitty life. It's not your fault your sister is a retard but its not the kids fault either
Pics you shouldn't share.
>>702556005
dammm
According to my doctor I'm going deaf probably next year. Could you please provide be all albums that someone has to listen to, before they die? I really appreciate it. I'm neither angry or sad over this, just feel kind of empty. I know my hearing has been worse the last months, and I know it's my own fault because I did not use ear protection when I was shooting clay pigeons. Also if you have any advice, please let me know.
>>702554777
nice trips
>>702554777
WHAAT?!
Fresh OC of a very well known Asian webslut. Can you guess who it is for roar?
So, recognize her? Any guesses?
>>702552326
ashamed to say my yellowfever skills have failed me here. when you say webslut you mean camgirl or what?
