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Risk thread, get in here faggots.
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>>683070322
>Mountain Empire
>Denver
>Blue
>>683070322
>Bob Marx
>Commu-Land
>Red
Form our land in California, in San Francisco, comrade!
>>683070322
Mauga Sinasina
Idaho
Cyan
Three is enough to start. Hopefully more will come though.
>>683071929
>Denver
>Eastern colorado, then spread through the rest of colorado
Movie guessing thread continued!
>>683079947
>>683079947
>>683080079
Dayman vs Nightman
>>683079947
shack inna woods
>>683080097
Dunston Checks Out or one of those other movies about apes
FB fap thread
>>683070037
Ex gfs little sister. My 10/10
I'm here to save the day :3
H/fur c:
fuck off
>>683079108
Nope c:
>>683066759
WTF man??
These filthy rejected niggers are attacking a woman? Such cowards.
>>683066759
bump.
been waiting for a rekt thread...
Fag op posts one gif and leaves
>>683067843
I never left
>>683066759
This is a prime example why Hilter should have won the war.
yum
Waifu claiming thread
>Moar shitposting please edition
>discuss stuff
>shitpost if you really want the thread bumped
>have fun
Anastasia claimed
>>683078849
Rumia claimed, darkly
sachi claim
>>683078849
Shit
I was gonna bake
>>683078374
I see! but whats her catchphrse?
>pushes his luck sometimes
Sounds like somebody who needs to learn lol
>>683078493
Oh hell yeah, Im gonna do that when I get one
>>683078925
You wouldn't just sleep with it? like not cuddle but just have it there?
Also claiming
I put my sister's bullet vibrator in my ass and now I can't get it out.
I thought I would be able take a shit to remove it, but it won't come out. It went too far in. I can't reach it with my fingers. It has been inside me for over an hour and a half and I've already cum 5 time. I'm starting to get really sore. It hurts.
What do?
>>683079820
Go to the doctor, fucking retard, anal play rule #1 is make sure it cant get stuck
kys
>>683079820
You have to go to the hospital man.
>>683080017
>>683080115
I don't want to go to the hospital. It would be way too embarrassing. My whole family would know. I'd never hear the end of it. There has to be some other way to get this thing out of me.
>>683079820
its sideways,
try using another dildo to knock it loose
gey
I like the scent of testosterone
>>683069267
But you are winning big, it's just they won't know ;P
I feel nothing but guilt for wanting to feel the muscles of other men.
i like to squeeze men's pecs
>>683069699
That's lewd and gay.
What did he mean by this?
Trump is down with Mexico. Plus, those Mexican ingredients are being held back by a wall, which happens to be of Mexican origin.
Fuck him. He dissed the Mexicans and now he loves Hispanics? He's just trying to earn their votes.
>>683069752
Hispanic food is fucking tasty.
>>683069993
Try harder faggot
>>683069915
FPBP
non-nude pictures of girl you have nudes of, have never shared, but have been thinking about sharing. see what others think and share if you feel encouraged. Picture related a friends wife :)
>>683061513
damn wanna trade? :)
>>683061416
>>683061416
we need more
>>683061416
/s/fur
Caturday Edition
Post yer titties!
Post yer kitties!
lurkin
You guys are not going to let this caturday special die, are you?
>>683073215
kinda away from my desk right I hate to say
will try and help bump if I can
Waifu claiming thread
>Shit-chan keeps us bumped edition
>discuss stuff
>can't think of any more rules
>have fun
Anastasia claimed
sachi claim
Rumia claimed
Hi Anastasia, Sachi
>>683074603
True, although I need to get some more apparatuses for the full experience
>>683074740
Thats pretty much what I did accept in situations where I have to talk to them. All the girls from my highschool stopped talking to me which made it easy. and i'd be on the fence about the pillow if I didn't live at home, so thats out for me
>>683075202
and then you get back to your place and show them all us waifu's right? For the extra pussy...
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I don't believe in magic... because if it exists... then I am in danger of being tricked into being eaten by monster desu desu. A snack for her belly for me to be digested for a thousand years in hundreds of chewed LIVE separate pieces, my soul trapped in each for the remainder of the slow 1,000 year digestion.
o shit
>>683071498
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ITT: share ur gf and anons tell how they fuck her
Going to need a few more pics before I can decide on how I'd fuck her...
I'd stick a bike pump in those titties and make em perky
>>683070142
>>683070358
wanna hold from her lovehandles and maker jump on my lap while fucking her in the ass
new pics you shouldn't share
Sleeping gf
Add my kik if you want pics of my gf to post here. 4chan isnt letting me on mobile for some reason.
Jjhillboo
Reposting from last thread
https://mega.nz/#!J9xwwQya!zhhbSFD05vUKVGPVZFX4Vt_OWpkpS3NyXSceFjdiOMQ
loli?
Movie screen shot game.
Give a little challenge.. /b/
>>683067743
Starship troopers?
Revenge of the Nerds?
>>683068122
Nope
>>683067743
solar babbies
>>683068201
Negative :)
Pulling toe nail off. Dubs don't soshit but here we go...
>>683066021
ugh wtf you fucking vile cunt
>>683066021
Chop the toe off, it cant be revived
>>683066230
Are you sure?
>>683066397
Clean that knife before you do it
You'll want to avoid infection if possible
>>683066021
bump for interest
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
used to fuck my sister back i our teens, had no idea it was wrong.
>>683069801
I have a buried Penis, when standing up you cant see it it retracts back into my body.
I am a very tall midget
i fuck my cousin whenever she is here
Me and my other cousin send nudes to eachother
I might be the father of my girlfriends best friends baby
i may have had sex with a minor... or minors
Back when I was sixteen I fucked a (male) professor, a (male) radio host and my own student teacher (female)
After that I decided to be a manwhore and I made a good $35,000 AUD in 6 months. I'm still in the process of investing it two years later.
Ask a malware coder anything
>>683060063
What's the next step of your master plan?
>>683060117
Lmao right now im just making malware to sell, but i hope to eventually get a job doing something unrelated to computers.
>>683060302
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
>>683060470
Meh honestly i just do this as a hobby i really dont need the money, but it a plus.
What kind of malwares? Are you any good?
