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can someone please tell me a way to stop jerking off, i want to learn some self control but i cant, i just see a women and i just masturbate, when im bored and in my house i masturbate 6-7 times a day
pic related wanting divine intervention
>>702543980
Go outside in your free time
>>702543980
6-7 times a day, wow. watch some videos of chimps masturbating, or film yourself and watch that splitscreen next to the chimps. or some negative conditioning, force yourself to fap while looking at pics of starving africans, i used to use the japanese mercury poisoned babies photos for negative conditioning, it kinda wokrs
>>702544334
my freetime is all day long
>>702543980
Why do you want to? There is really no reason not to as long as you enjoy it.
>>702544678
Tried this, now mercury poisoning is my fetish
Should I Fuck my girlfriend in my ass? Never done Anal before but she really wants it. (Southern_72)
>>702542872
IF you need to know the answer to this you are retarded.
The fact that you're asking shows how much of a retard you are so you should probably just not do it at all or you're gonna end up injuring her and yourself.
>>702542872
Well to get her in your ass before you fuck her, that's gonna take elbow-grease, willpower, and a WHOLE lotta lube.
Do
>>702542872
Need more pics to make a judgement.
Anyone got slime girls?
fb fap thread
does anyone want more of her?
Nah. Good fam. Will take pics of Guy though.
>>702545264
>>702544974
Only if you post more of her wearing wedges.
Nobody is as devoted to their waifu as I am to Kylo Ren. Try to one-up me fellas, I dare you
don't have your waifu's name carved into your skin? guess you don't really love them, then. Get on my level or get cucked faggots
i don't think you guys understand......
kylo a shit
Gold
are you feelin me yet? this is what life is all about. finding your purpose. finding something to be devoted to. what is life without passion? I bleed Kylo Ren. Enjoy jerkin off to randos on /b/ and calling it a day
Alright /b/ trips name my knife!
Name it:
/b/ is shit at names
Eat My Rich Dick
>>702544007
roll
>>702544084
>>702544049
>>702544007
gimme dat roll
Dubs decides the name for my mage gnome
OP is a faggot
fecallegumes
FuGgPacker
linkinpark420blazeitdawg
DirtyJew
Pics you shouldn't share
post everything you have of this girl, i neeeeed!
>>702544459
>>702544459
Post your fave from last thread and if it was my girl I'll post more
It's your first day in prison. You're hanging out in the yard trying to mind your own business. You notice the other inmates are sizing you up. Then this guy walks up to you and slaps your ass. What do?
Piss on his shoes
>>702544958
>What do?
Get dubs
>>702545240
You mean... DUBS?
>>702545240
>>702544958
Assalamalaikum Brother. Shall we pray?
she said yes!!
Congrats anon
Nice snoop, OP.
>>702545087
You make a great point
>>702545002
DISGUSTING HANDS!!
Celeb thread
>>702543314
Ive actually persuaded her to go that dark gringer colour Sansa had in early GoT
This is her with a dark basecoat, apprently this shit takes 3-4 monthly sessions to do it properly
Will try to post more rare emma's to try to summon leaker bro
Do not under any circumstances post in this thread!
>>702542725
fuck you
circumstances
>>702543035
why?
>>702543169
Because you are a faggot.
what if I want a fap thread?
I want to fuck my aunt. Is there someone else that happened to? Are we normal?
>>702544527
Same, I've always wanted to
>>702544527
>Are we normal?
No. No you are not.
>>702544527
>Are we normal?
>Asking this on 4chan
Top kek
Eh. All of my aunts aren't very attractive. Depends on what you find hot I guess.
>>702544527
there's a point in a guy's life where he wants to fuck even his mom
it'll pass don't worry
Ex gf hun edition
>>702541012
Valaki?
>>702541012
Magyar lányok
>>702541012
Mintha annyi magyar 4chan használó lenne kek
>>702541012
>>702541012
Nincs sajnos ex gf de bumbing with my mom
Hey bros. my gf keeps asking me to eat her ass but I'm nervous. I've never done that before. Any tips? What does it taste like? I'm nervous
>>702541709
just go for it. you either like it or you dont. you have to find out on your own
>>702541709
i can answer one of those questions for you: it taste like ass
>>702541709
It tastes like regular skin.
Nothing weird if she's clean. I pretty much enjoy to do that to my sexmates.
>>702541709
Just get her fresh out of the shower, it'll taste like you're licking skin.
>>702541709
its not bad, make sure she showers, i always end up doing it when i'm drunk and my gf loves it
show me your desktop /b/, i am horny as fuck.
>>702541686
bamp
>>702541686
>horny as fuck
Well then, my desktop should be exactly to your taste.
>>702542174
gorgeous
Desktop fetish op?
This post will end with 8
GG
op is wizard
>>702542278
This one won't
>>702542278
Witnessed
Holy fuck /b/ros. My roommate just walked in on me jacking off to tranny porn. He's a total jock normie and I think he'll tell everyone at school. What the fuck do I do?
>>702541504
You're at the most liberal place in the whole fucking world: College.
No one will care.
>>702541504
Nothing? Lock your door next time.
>>702541504
Fuck him, If hes a true Chad, then he'll be to embarassed to tell anyone. blackmail him with that shit
Be more careful next time
>>702541840
But if he's a true chad won't he not understand a feminine penis and tell everyone I'm gay? Effectively fucking my prospects with any girls here?
What's it like being an Atheist? Where do Atheists go after they die?
>>702541175
into the ground like most people probably
>>702541175
To the compost
>>702541175
It's kind of like being a Christian only less gullible.
Into a golden tomb built by sacred wombats for a lifetime of service to the Overlords, hallowed be their beards.
>>702541175
>Where do Atheists go after they die?
To Hell...just like everyone else who dosen't accept the atonement Jesus Christ made for out sins.
>>702541175
Atheist will go to hell. I will pray for you Bastian
Hot Heels Thread. GO /b/
Bumping for hot fetish
Oh wait, I thought you said Hot Wheels thread
My bad
Actually there was a deep need for something else hidden in my post...
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