Be honest anon
>Inb4 Wife would mad
Because I'm ugly.
>>677294320
I'm an ugly manlet who is not fit and is socially awkward. Oh and I have high standards thanks porn/media.
>>677294320
I'm awkward to be around and would rather choose to be alone at this point
>>677294985
This minus standards
I do! I just don't want to fuck her.
Check my dubs. I'll be a meme now.
>>677289660
nope
>>677289833
Watch me dubs again OP>>677289660
>>677289833
Oh shit.
>>677290113
This time, OP, I swear.
>>677290407
hey /b/ lets start a sexy webm thread please TRY POSTING SAUCE! I have no clue of this sauce btw if you know sauce please reply with it!
>>677280074
Oh thats great!!!! post the sauce... THE SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>677280204
fuck off op
>>677280204 Op here... I HAVE NO CLUEE I ALSO NEED IT!
Im looking for sauce to this
bump
I have some time to myself, so I'm going to post photos of items stuck in my ass.
I have so many dildos but lots of other stuff too:
tool handle, rolling pins.
The fun will start at around 11 AM
>>677291415
Hurry up - I have started wanking and want to cum to a picture of an object firmly up your arse.
>>677291415
toss some dildos my way. i don't feel like spending on em
>>677292341
lol filename
>>677291415
so....where are all the pics
ITT: Retired porn stars so good you would actually PAY for new content.
Pic related.
Name is Amber Rayne
Sensi Pearl
Sierra Skye
>>677294798
I fap to her so much…
S/fur
prev
>>677271302
beat me to it
>>677285505
how to make your thread a non starter: Hardiman images
>>677285387
>>rodent
>>human hair
>>pale skin
>>huge tits
holy FUCK, wasn''t planning to fap but gotta reconsider, MOAR?
>>677285505
10 secs 2 slow hehhee
>>677285606
You can fuck one celebrity, who is he/she?
>>677292062
that accent.
>fuck my ass, please
Jesus, I need to hear it from her.
>>677291730
I'd marry this girl
Why do people have such huge misconceptions about LSD? There are NO visuals on a normal dose. I can only imagine how much you'd have to take to see pink elephants and shit. It's such a positive experience, it's such a shame that everyone is so afraid of it. I understand it has potential for being bad when used in very high doses, but I took a tab a week ago and I STILL feel like a much happier, calmer person.
Gonna post my trip story in here, ok OP?
One night in late July of last year, a friend (we'll call him Chris) and I decided to do LSD. It was liquid drops that my brother's friend's cousin had a hookup for. When we went to go do them (2 each) and came back to the party we were at, it was disbanded. We had a long night ahead of us so we decided to phone up anyone who was home and awake past midnight.
My other good friend (we'll call him Dave) offered us to stay outside for as long as we wanted to, so the three of us layed on the trampoline out back and watched the stars and talked about life...
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>>677289910
I prefer shrooms personally
>>677290564
I'm immediately hysterical, Dave asks why I'm not recording and I instantly realize that I should have been, but I was distracted by the magnificence of what lied before us. I'll include the link at the end.
I also want to mention that this orb seemed to be 100-200 yards away, at least from my speculation. The anomaly continues to hover around as I get my phone ready. As I'm looking, I suggest that it's a paper lantern. Dave and Chris both subtlety agree, but cautiously observe....
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>>677290626
I'm not sure if I've gone nuts by now, contemplating what it truly was. I knew what I saw was not only real, but incomprehensible. I guess I just want answers, but even when people believe me they're just as clueless as I am. If you've read this far, I suppose you'll want to see what I've got. I want you to have your own opinion and skeptics are very welcome to exercise skepticism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lmgYBb1FgU
3/3
Eager to hear anons opinion
play the same level of game, get the same pay
there's a reason men and women don't compete on the sports field, chicks S U C K
More people watch man football.
More people=more revenue
More revenue=better pay
So fucking simple I can't believe this hasn't been debunked yet.
Play like men, get paid like men. Until then, stop whining, you pussies!
They already get way more than any male at their skill level would ever earn.
>>677294130
this same shit happened in MMA in where Ronda Rousey said that the only reason she was being paid more is because she draws more attention to the sport.
You sir are correct.
>>677294130
This. Fucking this.
Why can't people understand that male sports players earn more because they generate more revenue?
Maria Sharapova used to fucking rake in the millions because she had a load of sponsorship deals with Adidas, Porsche, etc.
Me and my Girlfriend will drink for every reply We'll also take dares with pic evidence (obvs not gone fuck on here k?)
>>677285812
post proof, that should have been your first pic.
drink everything
I wish I just drank 2 times per week.
>>677286073
You're right, sorry boss.
put cock in her mouth when she passes out
Share your darkest secret anon
>>677291014
I really don't care about anything haha and it's a fucking great feeling
I poop completely naked
>>677291014
Now you.
What is yours OP
I always get dubs
>>677292310
u meant I always get um
What is the most fucked up thing /b has ever seen
5chan.org/cp/ not for the faint of heart
>>677293339
but why tho
>>677293672
you know those surgeries where they reattach the hymen? this is kinda like that in a way
Create yourself /B/ros!
http://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#! /en/
>>677288748
this is cacerous
>>677288955
But wait there is more
>>677289147
Zozzle
Why do one of the shirts have the "illuminati" all-seeing eye on it?
How do i get a big dick?
are you guys just born with giant cocks?
>>677294192
No, we buy products of all kinds of websites. Just look for dick size improvement ads on porn sites.
It's quite simple actually, you just have to eat a horse penis and then your penis will grow ten inches. Equivalent exchange.
>>677294358
that shit dont work
>>677294434
Side note, the horse must be alive and the penis attached, you have to deep throat it entirely and bite at the base for it to work. Hence not everyone does it.
>>677294192
It is simple
We kill the batman
Let's play a game, anon. The rules are simple. You have been invited to an orgy, for 24 hours. The three pictures following yours are who is invited
Previous thread: >>677286317
BOYS
Give me, Victoria justice, Miranda cosgrove, jennifer lawrence.
You fall in love you lose thread
>>677292366
>>677292442
How about a real woman?
OC Cumshot Thread
>>677293359
>>677293359
>>677293394
nice. who is she?
Hey /b/ you guys seem to ask some cool questions so I'll post here again. I have Marfan syndrome, a rare connective tissue disorder which affects the skeletal system, the heart and sometimes the eyes and dural sac.
Ask me anything
>>677295021
Is your left shoulder rolled forward?
>>677295021
i feel like i might have this, how would i know?
>>677295021
ayy fam, I got this too.
>>677295362
no, but I can dislocate it sometimes
>>677295527
this
Let's play a game, anon. Part 2
The rules are simple. You have been invited to an orgy, for 24 hours. The three pictures following yours are who is invited. I will start.
>>677294947
hELp me /b how i solve this without l hopital rule?
come here asians i have fresh math for you guys!
what the fuck is sen
sen = sine , cos = cosine
>>677283246
sen?
What are you trying to solve? It clearly says the limit is 2.