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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I want to live forever. You want to live forever. Let's work on a way to do this. Start brainstorming.
First thing, dont die
I wake up every morning feeling like a piece of shit. I literally hate myself and think about suicide daily. Why the fuck would i want to live forever
Current idea: my current understanding of death is that causation is cell DNA shutting down, and this occurring at a faster rate as you agree. So the slowing or stopping of cell DNA from shutting off could hypothetically stop death via age. Death via murder is still possible though.
Im going have people cut my head off of my body and put it on a better body when im 80 years old.
>>672629127
/thread
No creepshot thread?
Bonus for webm
Quick request before this thread takes off. Can you post things where the girl notices but doesn't do anything. Or, where they're being jizzedon in public?
>>672628807
I remember someone posted a link to a (xvideos?) channel of the ninja jizzer, If someone remembers, I'd love to have it
>>672628807
I've never ended up saving these but yes these are amazing bump for this
no one yet I'll bump with porn webms for now
Name a video game series with no bad games.
>Protip: You can't.
hotline miami
the endless
Is a single game with no sequels a "series"?
>>672634030
by the way the english language works, no
Portal, Counter-Strike, even GTA? There are tons.
Call of Duty
s/fur
Paws are life
>>672617156
>>672617291
I'm far too lazy for that
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1eSlvoO3Vw8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PjjNvjURS-s
>>672617448
Yes
Name a drummer better than Neil Peart
>protip: you can't
John Bonham
>>672613991
Agreed
Ginger Baker
Helen Wiggin
>>672613991
Yeah, I see your point. Will settle for best alive, then.
How do you report a dropbox that has illegal content, and will you get in trouble if someone linked you it and you clicked on it but didnt download anything?
>>672624173
you post the link and let the whiteknights do the rest
>>672624464
>>672624464
Topkek anon
>>672624464
this is the only solution.
alright fuccbois time for a r8 my style thread
Gay
you're talkin like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>672610160
>>672610296
post urs
living the gay hipster lifestyle eh fucking faggot
>>672610497
im not a gay hipster
YSYL you save you lose
Anyone up for a Pokebox
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Dear Employees,
ITT: We all work in the same office
Sincerely,
Jerry
Head manager of IT and programming
>>672623062
jerry wanna smoke some hash and surf 4chan for faggots?
>>672623062
Give me a raise
Jerry, my computers been doing that thing again, you know the one. Sincerely, Tom.
>>672623257
Anon,
Here at Computek Inc. drug use is prohibited. I'm going to have to send you to Sal's Office for a Drug testing
Jerry,
I'm sick of my coll,eagues leaving food in the fridge that goes off and STEALING MY FUCKING YOGHURTS...
Please sort it out
Incest story thread.
>had sex
>she was related
>>672615638
hav sister fuck we
>>672616041
SO FUCKIN HOT BRO KEEP GOIN
>>672615638
cousin do me
Picture you shouln't share part II
Whoa a girl with two different nipples in which both are sought after
Nice bra
>>672625590
h/fur needs more sauce edition
>>672628935
God yes please more. I havent fapped in like a week, been having dreams of dick girls
Are there people on /b/ that unironically support Sanders? I thought this board hated niggers.
>>672617728
/b/ hates niggers, not black people.
We hate the ghetto
>>672618749
fine but since all sanders cares about are niggers and giving them free rides, then you should hate him too correct?
>>672618749
Democrats want to benefit niggers tho
>>672619119
That's not true. Bernie cares about anyone who isn't the super wealthy.
Loli Voice acting thread
Roll a 9
>>672624059
Masturbation and cumming as a loli
>>672624059
You already did fam
>>672624059
Getting fucked with a huge dick
>>672624059
Titfucking and a blowjob
Lilly and Lauren sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g
Draw Thread: Wrestling Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMuNULvJRvg&t=1h12m18s
hot
>>672618964
>thread OP that isnt swordshit
10/10
>>672619349
Give me some that dragon dick
>>672619595
>caring who OPs threads everyone comes to anyway
This is for the scum of /b/, I got access to this girls drive and she isn't aware if it, meaning I have all of her nudes she sends to her boyfriend, so I'm gonna post them here for you guys. If you find this thread annoying just move the fuck on, just ignore it. Don't be a white knight, its literally pointless. Tell me stories or jokes or something, entertain me in the meantime.
Relation to the girl? Is she a friend?
>>672609699
Fuck she's weird hot. I'd let her piss in my mouth.
>>672609699
most pictures posted on /b/ are a few years old and the girls in the pics already know their out. I'm assuming this is the case with these
too bad she couldn't be better looking
>>672610113
Yeah more or less, we talk on and off but no consistent friendship
Considering that most men either have raped or will rape at some point, there is really no such thing as a false accusation of rape. If a man hasn't raped yet, having it brought to his attention in a way that illustrates the seriousness of the offense may prevent him from raping in the future, and if he has raped in the past and gotten away with it, then its totally justifiable to accuse him of rape.
I think society needs to understand that rape can be anything that violates a woman. Her dignity, her pride, her self esteem, these can all be raped, and its a very serious
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Who would want to rape you
>>672609730
>>672609730
seen it already
Gross
>>672609730
You must have sucked 10 dicks to enter
10 separate dicks or 10 separate occasions of 9 or less dicks
first for cute things
>>672617870
maybe it's 10 dicks at once
Zero dicks is the same thing as 10 right?
best carry piece?
got a m&p 9c and love it
Here's mine with an outdated timestamp
If i lose weight i won't be able to concealed carry it half of the year though lol
>>672602325
this is my every day carry, it keeps the fuk bois, skeletons, and normies at bay.
Piggybacking OP's questions with
9mm vs 40 vs 45?
have a full size m&p 45. not a huge fan of it.
>>672602819
You should carry two. Reload time is ridiculous one that. A fuccboi can rush you miss the first shot.
