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YLYL thread, "when you X" edition.
>>675507813
>>675508001
Just leave
Waifu claiming thread. Version 5.5
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
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Gardevoir claimed
>>675504433
Nnnnaw~!
Me too!
Obligatory claim.
>>675505051
Most shouldn't only the ones that were good at what they did should be allowed in Valhalla, such as Simo Häyhä.
>>675505700
With that logic guns are small cannons.
>Crusader Anon.
God damn this kat is hot.
>>675504524
MOAR!
>>675504524
all hail kitty katswell
makes my dick ROCK HARD
>>675504524
god tier youtubers thread
>>675498607
YouTube.com/pinkslinkerman
Who's that? Cinnamontoastken?
He's just another unfunny tryhard who got famous off of 13 year olds
>>675498607
good mythical morning
>>675498607
LETS GET ROOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWS
lol total cancer
Roses are red
Violets are blue
lets get ROOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWWWWSSS
my gf wont tell me how she got fucked over.
all she will tell me is she says that her dad said she has to wait a month to her school program.
but when i ask, wait a month for what? she just won't tell me, like hardcore. I don't fucking understand, what the hell could it be?
>>675498662
nigger aids
>>675498774
someone else told me it was a paternity test. are those tests done when they find out you're pregnant?
You are fucking illiterate....stop trying to use edgy whitenigger speak and provide context and ask a question you fucking fuck!
>>675499938
what the fuck are you talking about answer my fucking question you fucking shitstain
>>675500171
Ask a question with context you fucking tard.,.. get a tard to English translator if you need.
Ask a Muslim anything.
Yes I condemn ISIS and the Brussels attack.
No I don't fuck goats.
>>675505764
Do you fuck goats?
is there any truth behind this ?
>>675505764
Why do you not condemn ISIS and the Brussels attack?
Why do you fuck goats?
>>675505764
Where do you live?
>>675505764
Do you like the Sims? Which expansion packs do you have?
Deutschlandfaden! (Abendlicher Faden)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
>>675501641
Dein ernst? Es ist tradition, dass der op die fragen stellt und du denkst dir einfach: Hey ein anderer wird schon die Fragen stellen. Das geht so nicht, du kannst nicht einfach so diese tradition mit Füßen treten. Wenn ich das nochmal sehe gibts richtig stress. Mein gott das kann doch nicht so schwer sein..
>>675501641
>Fragen stellt ihr
Fragemaster hier.
Lasst uns beginnen.
1. Haustiere?
2. Habt ihr einen Migrationshintergrund?
Wenn ja, welchen?
3. was gab es zum Abendessen?
4. Wart ihr mal in Spanien?
Wenn ja, wie wars?
5. Was haltet ihr von erdogan(türkischer president)
6. Wie findet ihr sucuk(türkische Knoblauchwurst)
Merkels Flut trennt die Spreu vom Weizen
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Merkel muss bereits wie Honecker von der Bevölkerung abgeschirmt und versteckt werden
Ohne Merkels Großoffensive auf unser Leben wären wir langsam mit dem Migrations-Gift getötet worden. Man hätte uns sozusagen eingeschläfert, wir hätten unser Sterben gar nicht bemerkt.
Da aber die Menschenfeinde zusammen mit ihren Untermenschen-Armeen ungeduldig geworden sind und unseren Tod sozusagen per Brutal-Exekution durchführen wollten, brach bei sehr vielen noch...
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>>675502390
Diese Funktion hat der fragemaster( der hier>>675502410) übernommen.
Daher egal.
i know it
i
will
prove
you
lets see
Hunger Games.
First 48 are in.
Vsauce
>>675506344
annie
Liberal Guard
Cherryblood
Comrade Bear
/b/
Will Donald Trump be the Adolf Hitler of our generation?
>>675501176
No he's just a faggot. Hitler was a faggot too but he also knew what he was doing.
>>675501176
No.
Hitler actually had some good ideas.
>>675501498
If he knew what he was doing he wouldn't have lost.
How is Trump like Hitler?
Hey /b/. My entire family smokes for the most part, my dad, both of my brothers, some other family recently my older brother came to visit and we smoked together, and when I got home today the weed that was in my grinder is gone. Last night I caught my younger brother attempting to smoke out of my half smoked bowl I was saving for later. I don't know how to handle it.. I've stolen from my dad before, and I'm not proud of it, I'm pretty sure he's caught on before, but I don't anymore. what do you think I should do? Also general stoner thread.
>>675497296
You save half smoked bouls?? What the fuck.
>>675497653
I had to go inside to help someone out and I was going to finish it after. On my way back in I caught him
>>675497820
You go outside?? What the fuck.
>>675497296
I'm not really sure where you're going with the story OP, but great stuff man, I think lol.
Whats your opinion on hash?
>>675498197
By back in I mean my garage
Short girls thread?
Let's do this
She's 5'1
>>675496974
>>675497393
>>675496974
carry on, looks like my ex but she was 5'5 and didnt have a huge dat ass like that altho her ass was bug
>>675497561
>>675497732
My ex was 4'11, she wasn't gifted by any means in the ass or tits department but she was like a little spider monkey when it came to sex
I think I'm being scammed
>>675500878
Don't give any money, its not hard really
Shall I pay him?
>>675500878
Shocked he didn't tell you that you have a pigeon in your bank account.
Looks legit to me - pay the man
>God tier bands thread
go
led zepplin.
>thread/
ITT: 15 year olds
Kyuss
Here you go, fam
PhD chemist who has worked in the food industry their entire life in both Canada and the USA here. I've seen shit you wouldnt believe.
Since the 1950s they have...
>replaced glass and papers for plastics for food and drink packaging
>replaced fat with carbohydrates and sugars
>overprescribed antibiotics
>put estrogenic soy into almost every processed food and grain product
>pumped estrogenic hormones into farm animals while feeding them grain
Result is a degenerate society full of feminized nu-males with shit eyes, shit bodies, shit teeth and shit confidence. Pic very related.
If you aren't actively pursuing a diet that maximizes fruits, vegetables, healthy nuts, grass fed meats, and grass fed organic dairy you are actively fucking with your brain and body. You must completely cut out soy, added sugars, and processed foods as well.
The food industry is the biggest jew of them all and you are their bitch.
This actually isn't a daily reminder either. This will be the only time I post this thread. Consider yourself lucky if you have read it.
>>675498054
Is this why I went from being a dominant strong manly man in my early 20's to a fucking cuck who hates himself and is a sub bitch for sluts in my mid 30's?
honest question
>>675498054
sage
>>675498054
>>675498054
So you just come on /b/ and tell everybody that you're part of the problem? What are you, retarded?
>>675498054
Fake and gay
Do not under any circumstances stroke your penis to this woman.
Tiff lover.
Still lurkin
>>675493148
I have no desire to anyway
ok
On a scale of 1 to diamonds how erect are you?
>>675494589
Well new thread, so a 5?
Last thread dying didn't help
Hunger Games Thread
moot won last time with 7 kills, thats what happens when you give a white kid a gun
First post w/out text = logo
First post w/out image = season name
Rapunslut
Crayon Shin-Chan
Annie
Assgore
Monkey
'4chan's favorites' playlist continuing.
If you get dubs, you get your song added
https://open.spotify.com/user/krixo lsen/playlist/3dPCrtGk7Bk53sV6a3pxd D
ultimate - denzel curry on 32 Zel / something
>>675501076
re rolling
Easy
Linkin Park -in the end
Pokemon - gotta catch them all
Majka - belehalok
name a dish white people can cook better than blacks
Ice soup
>>675502074
Everything
>>675502074
Gased jews.
>>675502074
Beef Wellington probably. That's pretty fucking white.
>>675502074
This
666 tells me what I do with it
make some cash
Shoot yourself faggot
build a silencer ;)
give it back to daddy
shoot randomly outside in a city
