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it is suggested that you block your name.
>it is suggested that you block your name
You realize that profile description is as good as your name? [102]...
>>685758841
GG... Gotta go check muh autism.
>>685757775
Heyy, that's pretty good!
>>685759167
nederdraad kankerdraad
wat een kutweer
>>685757170
Blij dat ik alleen naar de gym hoef vandaag. Mijn medeleven voor mensen met buiten activiteiten vandaag.
ict faggot hiero zit toch heel de dag binnen
>>685757170
Ik vraag mij altijd af of deze website ook top reaguursels kent en een kudo systeem?
>>685757370
hoe zet ik een vochtige meem op dumpert
>>685757370
Hoe reageer je uberhaupt op de reacties van anderen op Dumpert.
Recently I Started Smelling Semen From My Son's Underwear
All right /b/, I've decided I want to have some gay sex, but I want to be ready.
How does it feel like to be fucked in the ass for the first time?
Bonus points for stories
it feels great
I was supposed to meet someone for gay sex over the weekend and I got stood up :(
4ever alone
>>685752225
How do I clean my ass for it?
I don't know just eat fiber and you'll be fine
what city are you in?
>>685752417
Not the US
sometimes can be pain in the ass ,)
Gay, Trap, Sissy gamer pictures thread
Teh dream
>>685759110
>>685759110
any one actually posting themselves here or are we just google imaging and spamming?
>>685760899
Who knows~
Hey /b/ I have a test for you. Prove you are smart.
>>685763070
-2 h
69. Lol meme dank joke
>>685763267
>>685763283
wrong!
It takes 8h to fill the tub (shit at math btw)
Can't be solved. Too many variables
YLYL
Bump
Bumpity
Post your current wallpaper.
>>685762928
ok
>>685762928
>inb4 hurrdurr atheist
FB fap
>>685764477
nope
sage
>>685764477
That's going to be a no from me also.
>>685764658
No.
loli thread
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/50/
>>685760201
A v pidorahe hentai zapretili((
Here comes Loli Claus
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/j5zmfnhfwzy3ln5/AADDfKom8z_C9Xx0Frfbp2kHa/Loli%20Merchants%20stash?dl=0
Tall and skinny. Also, need her whole set
>>685760813
don't recognise her yet, post her face to see if I can help you out anon
I'm a fan. Continue.
>>685760919
I'm looking for her whole set. I don't have much more
>>685761115
post what you have and I hope I can help
Ok, /b/, I have a really Beta question for you.
Do these "how to get the girl" courses really work?
I'm 26 years old and I've only hooked up with one girl in my entire life.
I've started college again and I see those horny teens walking around in and out of the campus and I can't find the balls to talk enough to them without looking like a creep..
tl;dr: How do I talk to girls?
describe your personality
Get tinder. It's all women that are looking for random dick. Pretty much everyone you see going out in college towns has a boyfriend somewhere, so it's easiest and less rejection if you just go online. It's a pretty normal thing now.
Your height and weight ?
>>685759296
Well, people say I'm funny, kind of those "I know I'm not perfect so I'll say it right away and we'll both laugh right about it".
I'm not fat, but also not athletic, around 1,70m tall.
Some have said I'm handsome, but I don't believe them, so I have low selfesteem.
Also, all my gay coworkers have said that they'd hook up with me if I were gay, if that counts anything.
1. get a cool haircut
2. get some cool clothes
3. get a reasonably cool car
4. actually leave the house instead of sitting on /b/
5. walk up to girl and say hi
5. ask lots of questions: name, age, where you from, what you studying. what are you into, music, movies, fashion
6. avoid talking about: computers, gaming, anime, comics or anything geeky
7. ask if they want to go out for coffee to begin with then move onto other places
Alright guys it's finally here! It cost me some money but I have the Kylie Jenner and Tyga sex video. It's fairly low-res, and you never see her nipples because she's wearing a sports bra in the first half and when she's not wearing it the view is of her ass. /b/ delivers quads, I deliver link to the vid.
Bummmmpppingg
Check em.
gib link
Loooool if op delivers tonight is gonna be sick
Fuckkk you were so close
>2016
>finding this hot
what the fuck is the matter with you guys
Literally Quasimodo.
>>685762125
>>685762125
anyone can look stupid with strange hair in a still from a video dumbass
>>685762494
Who's this tiny tiny football player? He's got great hair.
At least she'll age well ;)
computer got wiped, need new memes
>>685759643
>got wiped
>you didn't wipe it to hide your cp
Kys fgt
The only meme you'll ever need.
Hol up! dankest comin thru
>>685760238
nigga me dog
Pics you shouldn't share and favs you saved
>>685763324
my gf wants you to cock her
>>685763449
>>685763485
Take those panties off
>Post pictures of girls you know, anons say how they'd use and degrade them
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>>685762973
I don't have any of the black girl or her friend, I didn't had contact with them sadly...But when we were still talking to each other, she told me that this one here was kinda slutty as well
>>685763221
you know this girl? moar pics please anon shes awesome!
Thoughts?
NEW CELEB FAP THREAD CONT FROM
>>685751567
Starting with KStew, because I watched Adventureland last night.
Also, I think she is pretty cute and underrated as an actress. She can act when she wants to. So there.
>>685762339
No. No, really. I think she can act.
This might seem like sarcasm, but I think she can act.
>>685762465
>>685762339
Agreed. SHe's really good in Into The Wild
Where is my Skybro?
>>685762465
OK, in all seriousness. She CAN act. Really. Let's see you act with scripts like Twilight shit. I mean, she does a better job than JLaw in Hunger Games. And that is the same level of script.
>>685762594
>>685762542
Ah thank you! I am not alone!
Also, I like her pale legs.
you are this boy
you're hired as a hitman to kill politician who's coming to town on campaign trail
>rewards: $10 million + this girl
1 pic(k) your weapon
2 state your plan
3 how do you avoid prison?
>1. 150 FPS airsoft spring pistol
>2. put the money in the bag. PUT IT IN
>3. align and pray to Exodia
>>685755627
1.a 12 gauge shotgun and a tripwire
2. set it upin the hallway
3. watch from afar and when it works leave
>>685755627
i am 35 years old and i would definitely teach her how to fuck
1 Aids
2 Smear niggerpussy on forehead, run around the hood, get raped til get aids. Seduce politician, give him aids
3 Claim he raped you.
>>685755627
>poison
>cover my hand in it and shake his hand
>nobody could trace it back to me
Ask a servant of evil anything.
Is there a low fat Satan to worship?
>>685759858
You're a big guy
>>685759858
how's highschool?
does your larp group have a name?
what's your favourite tcg?
Is this the a new weeaboo thing?
Is that your belly?
