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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I work nights at a downtown midrange hotel in a sorta big city. I see some weird shit. Ask me anything.
>>677401476
Describe the weird shit
>>677401476
explain your weirdest experience
Give us the weirdest shit
>>677401675
>>677401720
One time I saw a girl getting nailed in the lobby. I usually sit in the back office and watch the cameras, but i could see on cam where they were. I went to the front desk and heard it. They werent even guests.
>>677401476
Hours and hiring process.
There are two buttons in front of you. The first button kills all bronies. The second button kills all weeaboos. Trips decided which one is pressed. Pic unrelated.
>>677402282
The third button makes Trump president.
>Press both quick at the same time
>Problem solved
>>677402282
go for both you underachieving faggot
>>677402282
KILL ALL FURRIES IS WHAT I SAY, KILL THE FURRIES!!!!
kill weebs
dirty
fuckin
weebs
Tell us your average and the deepest you've gone.
For me
Average: Creep
Deepest: Irredeemable
>>677399852
Why isn't Ohio on that chart?
>>677400404
Its a masturbation chart. Ohio is one of the least jerkable states.
>>677400726
I'm not surprised some dude busted his baby gravy over a state. The mashed potatoes of life comes out in many different ways. Also answer faggot.
>>677399852
>DP=Normal
>Anal=Weird
Wat
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
>>677399701
is this kim getting cummed on?
on my sweet katelyn pls
She demands her tribute
Dubs and trips thread, first one with 777 0r 420 gets banned and is winrar
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Also I was thinking about picking up parasite eve and vagrant story for the ps1... Good combo /b/ ? We can discus while we roll
Rollski
Rolltacular
Monica rollinski
Rock and roll
Brollito
pink panties
>>677401217
2/?
>>677401283
3/?
>>677400940
i fucked a girl who only had one pair of pink panties.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so...
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So my co-worker wants to bring me over to her house to fuck. The thing is, her husband is black. Dude is real fucking scary, so I don't know.
Is it worth it?
>pic related it's her
>>677400381
do it.
What show her body look like?
Also is the nig a big nig or a fig nig
>>677400883
She got titties, no ass though
>>677400381
>dtf
>coworker
>op
Why would you lie on the internet like that anon
>>677402121
If you say so
TL;DR
Ring finger longer = More testosterone & Athletic
Index finger longer = Gay faggit
Post your hands to see how you compare...
Literally zero of these are accurate for me.
mine are the same fucking size what does that say
Index is longer, born male so we'll go with that.
*Nope
*I guess
*Nothing yet
*As different as it is, we'll call this close enough
*Nothing yet
*Was very sick as a kid, problems with nyctophobia as well
*I consider myself an introvert
*I had asthma as a kid but no allergies as an adult
*Nothing yet though I'm sure some would call me crazy
*Never understood eating disorders
*I am a singer and a good public speaker so I guess?
jokes on you, my ring finger is longer and im a mega gay faggit
Cali thread
>>677401032
916 bump
909
>>677401264
do you have anymore of her?
>>677401822
dawg that's a mega shit. it's more impressive than gross
949 here
>dub's has to join tumblr and become active for 3 months
Good luck faggots.
Good thing I never get du-
Jokes on you, I run an active and popular tumblr blog
>>677399997
oohhh so close
>>677399997
holy shit if you had only waited one more second before posting
Who's got dubs?
What do I do /b?
>>677399806
Cut his throat
>>677399806
Eat his ass.
take a phot of his cock
>>677399806
Make sweet sex to his anal hole
>>677399806
Shit on bed next to him
Have any of you fucks used gay hookup apps before
I want to try one, what should I be wary of?
HIV
AIDS
a broken heart
a broken HIVAIDS
New Celeb thread.
Dumping JLo.
gonna make a troll account tell me what i should name it /b
>>677398324
Faggy McFagface
>>677399099
/thread
fuck it ill just be christopher poole
Muhammad saleel al sawari
> get a sand nigger picture and hit on white women or goats
>>677401648
Roll on this
1. There is a gender system
Males and females are socialized into masculinities and femininities. Masculine and feminine behavior is not simply determined by biology.
2. The gender system is damaging
Masculinities and femininities can be damaging and dehumanizing to both males and females.
3. Women are oppressed
Women have suffered various types of systematic mistreatment throughout history, and continue to do so in the present. This mistreatment is unjust. If it can be called “oppression,” then women suffer gender oppression.
4.
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too long did not read.
kill your self faggot
>>677399678
Nah
>>677399678
I'm not reading all that shit. Have some Nazi Germany pictures.
>>677400247
>>677399678
>Update
plz kill your self op
FB fap thread / friends you'd fuck
>>677399909
>>677400595
Find my gf's flaw
>Protip: You can't
>>677401963
That stupid fucking duckface
she has a small unsatisfying cock
>>677402264
Agreed
>>677401963
Shes got acne on her face being covered by make up
>>677402264
/thread
Virginia sluts and exes
Worst state ever
met his chick in new orleans
>>677399415
Name?
Hoping for some East Prince William wins.
>inb4 blackies
OK so, need to buy condoms for boyfriend. Got lucky, boyfriend has gigantic dick. Never had to deal with a dick this massive.
It's about 7 3/4 inches in length and has a circumference of 4 1/2 inches. I'll give more tits in exchange for an answer on what fucking condom size to grab for him. Keep in mind, I'm an amateur and the only cam I have is a shit android cam. Do your worst.
Regular sized condoms should fit just fine. Unless you're like 10+ inches you don't need anything unusual.
Definitely a magnum.
http://www.trojanbrands.com/en/condoms/MAGNUM-Lubricated-Condoms
Now deliver pls.
Extra small.
>>677401171
Where you at OP
>>677401171
What the fuck is your question?
Draw thread
>>677400671
Show vagoo
>>677400671
taking requests, and cont from old thread
>moku
I'll try my best.
why are u guys still up
>>677400856
But she did already. Haven' you been watching her and Flame man getting it on?
